Corny Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic who's just escaped from prison?

Spoiler :
A small medium at large.
 
CIVILIZED

John: Hi Jun!
Jun: Hey, hi!
John: Where had you been?
Jun: Africa...
John: aren't people there cannibalistic and uncivilized?
Jun: Yeah they eat people.
John: They are so uncivilized... but now are they still eating people?
Jun: Yeah, but they use Spoons and forks!
 
dude, that was so corny if i was a corn farmer i would be rich.

ps.that was just a joke, your joke was ok.
 
Q: What instrument do fish like to play?
A: A bass guitar.
 
Tangential to video game jokes:

What is Cronus' favorite fruit?
Spoiler :
Cronus' pear.


What is Cronus' favorite weapon?
Spoiler :
Cronus' spear.


What is Cronus' 3D shape?
Spoiler :
Cronus' sphere.


What do you call one of Cronus' colleagues?
Spoiler :
Cronus' peer.


What do you call Cronus' gaze?
Spoiler :
Cronus' peer.


What is Cronus afraid of?
Spoiler :
Cronus' fear.


What is Cronus' favorite tree?
Spoiler :
Cronus' fir.


Where do you find Cronus in lazy summer days?
Spoiler :
Cronus' fair.


What do you get when you cross an Olympian titan with an architect of the Third Reich?
Spoiler :
Cronus Speer.


Who is Cronus' son?
Spoiler :
Zeus.


UNRELATED: Where do you bring dogs who have lost their tails?
Spoiler :
To a retailer.
 
Depends on which translation and romanization you use (+idiot award points :joke: ). I prefer Cronus because...no, wait, I prefer Kronos because it's more Greek.
 
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