Corny Jokes

[El Koeno]

What do you call a midget psychic who's just escaped from prison?

Spoiler :

A small medium at large.

 

[Rambuchan]

^
Good one!
(but not corny).

^That's not corny. That's actually funny!

Sorry. Will try harder next time.

 

[Zhuge_Liang]

CIVILIZED

John: Hi Jun!
Jun: Hey, hi!
John: Where had you been?
Jun: Africa...
John: aren't people there cannibalistic and uncivilized?
Jun: Yeah they eat people.
John: They are so uncivilized... but now are they still eating people?
Jun: Yeah, but they use Spoons and forks!

 

[Rambuchan]

Truly terrible. Just like all your others in this thread.

 

[Zhuge_Liang]

Huh?

 

[Zhuge_Liang]

What do you call a dick full of words?

Spoiler :

DICKtionary

 

[obliterate]

Did you make that up?

 

[Zhuge_Liang]

I dunno but I made that up last night... I don't know if someone already has done that because... I don't browse threads longer than 10 pages you know!

 

[civdude 95]

dude, that was so corny if i was a corn farmer i would be rich.

ps.that was just a joke, your joke was ok.

 

[Zhuge_Liang]

maybe I have another one:

What is the place of floors?

Spoiler :

FLORida!

 

[Swedishguy]

Two tomatoes crossed a road in America. But because there were so many cars they had to CATCH UP. Me so funny.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Q: What instrument do fish like to play?
A: A bass guitar.

 

[Zhuge_Liang]

Where is the place that the fishes repair their fins?

Spoiler :

FINland

 

[flyingchicken]

Tangential to video game jokes:

What is Cronus' favorite fruit?

Spoiler :

Cronus' pear.

What is Cronus' favorite weapon?

Spoiler :

Cronus' spear.

What is Cronus' 3D shape?

Spoiler :

Cronus' sphere.

What do you call one of Cronus' colleagues?

Spoiler :

Cronus' peer.

What do you call Cronus' gaze?

Spoiler :

Cronus' peer.

What is Cronus afraid of?

Spoiler :

Cronus' fear.

What is Cronus' favorite tree?

Spoiler :

Cronus' fir.

Where do you find Cronus in lazy summer days?

Spoiler :

Cronus' fair.

What do you get when you cross an Olympian titan with an architect of the Third Reich?

Spoiler :

Cronus Speer.

Who is Cronus' son?

Spoiler :

Zeus.

UNRELATED: Where do you bring dogs who have lost their tails?

Spoiler :

To a retailer.

 

[Swedishguy]

^^

Er, it's actually Kronos, not Cronus. Kinda takes the fun away, doesn't it?

 

[flyingchicken]

Depends on which translation and romanization you use (+idiot award points ). I prefer Cronus because...no, wait, I prefer Kronos because it's more Greek.

 

[Zhuge_Liang]

Yeah, I still prefer Kronos. It's well.... quite strong...