Louis XXIV
Le Roi Soleil
OK, I have no idea what the post limit is, so I'm breaking this into several posts. Its an attempt to explain why, as an Eagles fan, I consider the Cowboys to be our greatest rival (or why Philly fans in general do, since I wasn't alive through most of this). Sorry if it ends up formated funny.
"They got labeled 'Americas Team.' Our players didnt much like that. Then, the Cowboys started being televised everywhere, every week. You'd see them on TV with the cheerleaders and that Coach Landry and their smug attitudes. That stuff made us hate them more.
"You know, I've got nephews here in Philadelphia who became Cowboys fans. Thats ridiculous. I try not to invite them to my house."
--- Harold Carmichael, American hero
The worst year of Harold Carmichaels life? It came in 1984, when he was released after 13 glorious seasons in the green-and-silver. Not quite ready to give up on the game, the four-time Pro Bowl receiver waited for an offer from another NFL team. It finally came from Dallas.
Carmichael assured himself that, if the Birds didnt want him any more, he might as well play for their enemy. And he was okay, until
until I had to put my head between those stars on that helmet. I looked in the mirror and said, Harold, this is too much. Sure, (Eagles coach) Marion Campbell had cut me, but it still felt disloyal.
Carmichael spent a half-season in Dallas, playing in just two games. When he was released, he says, I packed up as soon as I could and got out of there. I never looked back.
Sports rivalries may not mean as much as they used to (just witness Allen Iverson showing up for a home game in a Boston Celtics jersey!). But, Carmichael came to learn, you spend a few years in Philadelphia and youll discover that the Cowboys are held in the same esteem as the tax man, the prime minister of Iraq, and Beelzebub himself.
No franchise draws venom from the Philadelphia faithful like the Cowboys. Fools may regard them as Americas Team a name treasonously bestowed by a local, NFL Films Vice President Bob Ryan. But in our town, where America really started, they are Hells Team. They will always be known to us as the Damn Cowboys, the Stinkin Cowboys, the Bleepin Cowboys.
Stand by the Delaware River some night and whisper over the water the word, Dallas.
Sucks, the echo comes back.
Funny because, by all logic, the Eagles top rival should be the New York Giants. The two teams play at opposite ends of the New Jersey Turnpike. Theyve been scuffling the same division since 1933, when the Giants welcomed the Eagles into the league with a 56-0 pasting. Theyve inspired classic moments from Chuck Bednariks forearm shiver on Frank Gifford to Herm Edwardss Miracle at the Meadowlands.
But while the Giants may have sparked a few 700 Level brawls over the years, they never filled Judge Seamus McCafferys Vet Stadium courtroom like the Dallas Cowboys.
So how did it come to be that way? Why would a team stationed 1500 miles away become the Big Poison for Eagles fans? Why not the Giants or, for that matter, the team at the other end of the Amtrak Corridor, the Washington Redskins?
To understand our loathing, you have to look at several factors. Start by considering the dreadful years between 1968 and 1978.
Eleven seasons.
Twenty-two match-ups.
Twenty Eagles losses.
Several, by the way, along the lines of a 45-13 pasting in Dallas back in 1968. Eagles coach Joe Kuharich plotted to stop the Cowboys potent ground game by employing a soft, three-man rush. Tom Landry countered by ordering quarterback Don Meredith to keep passing the ball even with the Cowboys up 25 points with two minutes to play.
Well, Kuharich offered afterward, I forced Landry to change his game plan. I didnt change mine.
Those were hideous years for Birds fans. The team went a decade without a winning record. Meanwhile, the Cowboys appeared in four Super Bowls, winning two. The better the Cowboys played, the worse the Eagles seemed and the more we all simmered in hatred and frustration.
Most of us, anyway. Eleven years of bad football takes its toll. While the faithful Birds fans dreamt of long-term revenge, others just surrendered. The weak of character succumbed to the dark side. Kid brothers and schoolyard wimps declared themselves loyal to the infamous Star helmet. Those who couldnt hang tough instead bought into Roger Staubach, American icon. Contrarians among us adorned their bedroom walls with posters of those silicon enhanced cheerleaders.
In short, they bailed.
Back then, the Cowboys Broadcast System (also known as CBS) stuck those starred hats in our faces nearly every Sunday at 4 p.m. When the NFLs draconian rules blacked out the Eagles, the hearty of character listened to the game on radio or went outside to rake leaves. The weak-willed genuflected to Bob Lilly.
Even today an era in which the good guys routinely pound the Boys the root of the rivalry remains the same: The hatred is less between the cities or the players. It is between Eagles and Cowboys fans here in the Delaware Valley! Consider a 2002 poll conducted by ESPN. The survey found the Cowboys to be the most-hated NFL franchise among Philadelphia sports fans. They were also, however, second in popularity, behind only the Eagles. A full eight percent of football fans in this area said they prefer Dallas.
One in 12. The fungus among u.
Who knows why? ponders Tom Brookshier, a hard-hitting cornerback for the Birds in the NFLs prehistoric days. Ive heard it all the helmets, the cheerleaders, the appeal of guys like Staubach and Meredith and (Bullet Bob) Hayes.
Brookshier parlayed his seven-year NFL career into a longer one as a broadcaster. For years, he was partnered with Pat Summerall at CBS often announcing Cowboys games. In a sense, he concedes, I guess Im to blame as well.
Actually, Brookshier was there was a player at the beginning of the rivalry. In 1960, the Eagles won the NFL title. The Cowboys, an expansion team, went 0-11-1. But you wouldnt have predicted that watching the seasons second game.
We went down there to play in front of 18,000 fans. Brokkshier recalls. The Cowboys were brand new. Their players didnt even know each other. I swear I saw two of their guys introduce themselves and shake hands.
Theyre shuffling in three quarterbacks, a new one every play. Were laughing, thinking were gonna win huge.
It didnt turn out that way. The Eagles trailed most of the game before a late bomb from Sonny Jurgensen to Tommy McDonald gave them a 27-25 win. The real hero of the game was Eagles safety Bobby Freemen, who blocked two of Dallas kicker Fred Cones extra point attempts, the second one with his face.
Broke his nose, blackened his eye, split open his whole face, recalls Brookshier. Best play he ever made.
It wasnt the last time an Eagle had his face busted up by the Cowboys.
On November 6, 1966, Eagles halfback Timmy Brown broke two kickoff returns for touchdowns against the Cowboys, tying an NFL mark. Cornerback Aaron Martin also returned a punt all the way, as the Birds won, 24-23.
One year later in Dallas, Brown ran out on a pass pattern, turned around and watched Norm Sneads throw sail over his head. As Brown slowed to a stop, Cowboys linebacker Lee Roy Jordan slammed his elbow into Browns face. The elusive halfback crumpled, his brain concussed, his jaw dislocated, his teeth scattering on the ground. Wrote the Inquirers Frank Dolson, The elbow cleared out Timmys teeth the way a bowling ball knocks down a row of pins.
Jordan drew a 15-yard penalty, but no matter. The Eagles had lost their best weapon. The Cowboys won, 38-17.
Heading home that night, the Eagles chartered plane had mechanical problems and was forced to land in Wichita, Kansas. The players were told to wait at the airport gate, but Brown confused by the concussion or the pain medication he was given wandered off. Thinking he was already back in Philadelphia, he hailed a cab.
When it came time to re-board, Browns teammates realized he was missing and began frantically searching the airport. The cabbie, baffled by Browns instructions (Take me to Germantown Pike), called the cops. As the legend goes, the Wichita police, who had not been told of the Eagles emergency landing, didnt buy Browns story of being an NFL player. They called local mental institutions to see if a patient had escaped.
A similar Dallas dirty trick occurred 12 years later. The six-foot eight Carmichael developed into a star for the Eagles and eventually set the NFL record for consecutive games with a pass reception. The streak was at 127 games on Dec 8, 1979 when Carmichael ran a routine sideline pattern early in a contest against the Cowboys.
The pass was overthrown, Carmichael recalls, so I started to slow down. I was about to step out of bounds, looking up at the ball, when Dennis Thurman nailed me. He knocked me on my butt, and I hit a nerve or something. It took me awhile to get up. After that, I could run straight, but I couldnt cut.
The Cowboys cornerbacks realized that the big man couldnt move laterally, so they crowded up to play bump-and-run. Carmichael couldnt push past them. His record receiving streak ended. The Eagles lost the game.
Was Thurmans hit a cheap shot? Carmichael defers, calling it borderline. (He does boast that he got Thurman back a few times over the years on cut blocks.) Certainly, Eagles fans saw it for the dirty football it was. Another brick in the wall of our odium.
Through the years, Dallas coach Tom Landry seemed to particularly enjoy rubbing the Eagles noses in it. Consider, for example, a 56-7 Eagles loss in 1966. Up a mere 42 points with two minutes to go, Landry replaced starting quarterback Don Meredith with backup Jerry Rhome, just so that Rhome could get his chance to throw a touchdown pass against Philadelphias porous defense.
Landry was such a huge factor in the rivalry, says Brookshier. Players come and go, but he was there forever (actually 29 years). And Philadelphia fans could never stomach Landry. He was such a dry, close-to-the-vest type. Sort of a plastic man. Definitely not a Philly guy.
While Dallas had its coaching giant through the 60s and 70s, Philadelphia trotted a quintet of midgets Nick Skorich, Kuharich, Jerry Williams, Ed Khayat, and Mike McCormack. Eagles players would look at their own coaching staff, gaze across the field at Landry, and know they entered a contest trying to crawl out of a hole.
When I got to Philadelphia, wed play hard, but we could just never beat them, says Stan Walters, the huge offensive tackle who played for the Eagles from 1975 to 1983. A fluky play would cost us the game, or Staubach would do something at the end to steal it. The difference was that the Eagles were hoping to win, but the Cowboys expected to win.
"They got labeled 'Americas Team.' Our players didnt much like that. Then, the Cowboys started being televised everywhere, every week. You'd see them on TV with the cheerleaders and that Coach Landry and their smug attitudes. That stuff made us hate them more.
"You know, I've got nephews here in Philadelphia who became Cowboys fans. Thats ridiculous. I try not to invite them to my house."
--- Harold Carmichael, American hero
The worst year of Harold Carmichaels life? It came in 1984, when he was released after 13 glorious seasons in the green-and-silver. Not quite ready to give up on the game, the four-time Pro Bowl receiver waited for an offer from another NFL team. It finally came from Dallas.
Carmichael assured himself that, if the Birds didnt want him any more, he might as well play for their enemy. And he was okay, until
until I had to put my head between those stars on that helmet. I looked in the mirror and said, Harold, this is too much. Sure, (Eagles coach) Marion Campbell had cut me, but it still felt disloyal.
Carmichael spent a half-season in Dallas, playing in just two games. When he was released, he says, I packed up as soon as I could and got out of there. I never looked back.
Sports rivalries may not mean as much as they used to (just witness Allen Iverson showing up for a home game in a Boston Celtics jersey!). But, Carmichael came to learn, you spend a few years in Philadelphia and youll discover that the Cowboys are held in the same esteem as the tax man, the prime minister of Iraq, and Beelzebub himself.
No franchise draws venom from the Philadelphia faithful like the Cowboys. Fools may regard them as Americas Team a name treasonously bestowed by a local, NFL Films Vice President Bob Ryan. But in our town, where America really started, they are Hells Team. They will always be known to us as the Damn Cowboys, the Stinkin Cowboys, the Bleepin Cowboys.
Stand by the Delaware River some night and whisper over the water the word, Dallas.
Sucks, the echo comes back.
Funny because, by all logic, the Eagles top rival should be the New York Giants. The two teams play at opposite ends of the New Jersey Turnpike. Theyve been scuffling the same division since 1933, when the Giants welcomed the Eagles into the league with a 56-0 pasting. Theyve inspired classic moments from Chuck Bednariks forearm shiver on Frank Gifford to Herm Edwardss Miracle at the Meadowlands.
But while the Giants may have sparked a few 700 Level brawls over the years, they never filled Judge Seamus McCafferys Vet Stadium courtroom like the Dallas Cowboys.
So how did it come to be that way? Why would a team stationed 1500 miles away become the Big Poison for Eagles fans? Why not the Giants or, for that matter, the team at the other end of the Amtrak Corridor, the Washington Redskins?
To understand our loathing, you have to look at several factors. Start by considering the dreadful years between 1968 and 1978.
Eleven seasons.
Twenty-two match-ups.
Twenty Eagles losses.
Several, by the way, along the lines of a 45-13 pasting in Dallas back in 1968. Eagles coach Joe Kuharich plotted to stop the Cowboys potent ground game by employing a soft, three-man rush. Tom Landry countered by ordering quarterback Don Meredith to keep passing the ball even with the Cowboys up 25 points with two minutes to play.
Well, Kuharich offered afterward, I forced Landry to change his game plan. I didnt change mine.
Those were hideous years for Birds fans. The team went a decade without a winning record. Meanwhile, the Cowboys appeared in four Super Bowls, winning two. The better the Cowboys played, the worse the Eagles seemed and the more we all simmered in hatred and frustration.
Most of us, anyway. Eleven years of bad football takes its toll. While the faithful Birds fans dreamt of long-term revenge, others just surrendered. The weak of character succumbed to the dark side. Kid brothers and schoolyard wimps declared themselves loyal to the infamous Star helmet. Those who couldnt hang tough instead bought into Roger Staubach, American icon. Contrarians among us adorned their bedroom walls with posters of those silicon enhanced cheerleaders.
In short, they bailed.
Back then, the Cowboys Broadcast System (also known as CBS) stuck those starred hats in our faces nearly every Sunday at 4 p.m. When the NFLs draconian rules blacked out the Eagles, the hearty of character listened to the game on radio or went outside to rake leaves. The weak-willed genuflected to Bob Lilly.
Even today an era in which the good guys routinely pound the Boys the root of the rivalry remains the same: The hatred is less between the cities or the players. It is between Eagles and Cowboys fans here in the Delaware Valley! Consider a 2002 poll conducted by ESPN. The survey found the Cowboys to be the most-hated NFL franchise among Philadelphia sports fans. They were also, however, second in popularity, behind only the Eagles. A full eight percent of football fans in this area said they prefer Dallas.
One in 12. The fungus among u.
Who knows why? ponders Tom Brookshier, a hard-hitting cornerback for the Birds in the NFLs prehistoric days. Ive heard it all the helmets, the cheerleaders, the appeal of guys like Staubach and Meredith and (Bullet Bob) Hayes.
Brookshier parlayed his seven-year NFL career into a longer one as a broadcaster. For years, he was partnered with Pat Summerall at CBS often announcing Cowboys games. In a sense, he concedes, I guess Im to blame as well.
Actually, Brookshier was there was a player at the beginning of the rivalry. In 1960, the Eagles won the NFL title. The Cowboys, an expansion team, went 0-11-1. But you wouldnt have predicted that watching the seasons second game.
We went down there to play in front of 18,000 fans. Brokkshier recalls. The Cowboys were brand new. Their players didnt even know each other. I swear I saw two of their guys introduce themselves and shake hands.
Theyre shuffling in three quarterbacks, a new one every play. Were laughing, thinking were gonna win huge.
It didnt turn out that way. The Eagles trailed most of the game before a late bomb from Sonny Jurgensen to Tommy McDonald gave them a 27-25 win. The real hero of the game was Eagles safety Bobby Freemen, who blocked two of Dallas kicker Fred Cones extra point attempts, the second one with his face.
Broke his nose, blackened his eye, split open his whole face, recalls Brookshier. Best play he ever made.
It wasnt the last time an Eagle had his face busted up by the Cowboys.
On November 6, 1966, Eagles halfback Timmy Brown broke two kickoff returns for touchdowns against the Cowboys, tying an NFL mark. Cornerback Aaron Martin also returned a punt all the way, as the Birds won, 24-23.
One year later in Dallas, Brown ran out on a pass pattern, turned around and watched Norm Sneads throw sail over his head. As Brown slowed to a stop, Cowboys linebacker Lee Roy Jordan slammed his elbow into Browns face. The elusive halfback crumpled, his brain concussed, his jaw dislocated, his teeth scattering on the ground. Wrote the Inquirers Frank Dolson, The elbow cleared out Timmys teeth the way a bowling ball knocks down a row of pins.
Jordan drew a 15-yard penalty, but no matter. The Eagles had lost their best weapon. The Cowboys won, 38-17.
Heading home that night, the Eagles chartered plane had mechanical problems and was forced to land in Wichita, Kansas. The players were told to wait at the airport gate, but Brown confused by the concussion or the pain medication he was given wandered off. Thinking he was already back in Philadelphia, he hailed a cab.
When it came time to re-board, Browns teammates realized he was missing and began frantically searching the airport. The cabbie, baffled by Browns instructions (Take me to Germantown Pike), called the cops. As the legend goes, the Wichita police, who had not been told of the Eagles emergency landing, didnt buy Browns story of being an NFL player. They called local mental institutions to see if a patient had escaped.
A similar Dallas dirty trick occurred 12 years later. The six-foot eight Carmichael developed into a star for the Eagles and eventually set the NFL record for consecutive games with a pass reception. The streak was at 127 games on Dec 8, 1979 when Carmichael ran a routine sideline pattern early in a contest against the Cowboys.
The pass was overthrown, Carmichael recalls, so I started to slow down. I was about to step out of bounds, looking up at the ball, when Dennis Thurman nailed me. He knocked me on my butt, and I hit a nerve or something. It took me awhile to get up. After that, I could run straight, but I couldnt cut.
The Cowboys cornerbacks realized that the big man couldnt move laterally, so they crowded up to play bump-and-run. Carmichael couldnt push past them. His record receiving streak ended. The Eagles lost the game.
Was Thurmans hit a cheap shot? Carmichael defers, calling it borderline. (He does boast that he got Thurman back a few times over the years on cut blocks.) Certainly, Eagles fans saw it for the dirty football it was. Another brick in the wall of our odium.
Through the years, Dallas coach Tom Landry seemed to particularly enjoy rubbing the Eagles noses in it. Consider, for example, a 56-7 Eagles loss in 1966. Up a mere 42 points with two minutes to go, Landry replaced starting quarterback Don Meredith with backup Jerry Rhome, just so that Rhome could get his chance to throw a touchdown pass against Philadelphias porous defense.
Landry was such a huge factor in the rivalry, says Brookshier. Players come and go, but he was there forever (actually 29 years). And Philadelphia fans could never stomach Landry. He was such a dry, close-to-the-vest type. Sort of a plastic man. Definitely not a Philly guy.
While Dallas had its coaching giant through the 60s and 70s, Philadelphia trotted a quintet of midgets Nick Skorich, Kuharich, Jerry Williams, Ed Khayat, and Mike McCormack. Eagles players would look at their own coaching staff, gaze across the field at Landry, and know they entered a contest trying to crawl out of a hole.
When I got to Philadelphia, wed play hard, but we could just never beat them, says Stan Walters, the huge offensive tackle who played for the Eagles from 1975 to 1983. A fluky play would cost us the game, or Staubach would do something at the end to steal it. The difference was that the Eagles were hoping to win, but the Cowboys expected to win.