scorch
Legalize Pot
1337 H4><0r : u h4v3 2 c0wz, u +urn 0n ur BS h4x @nd n0w u h@v3 10. FFS RTFM n00b!
Cows and Capitalism
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Pliny The Elder
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Funny thread...
HotDog Fish
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Star Trek Nerd Style: You have two cows in your parents basement, you feed them pizza and Dr. pepper and ignore them while your on your computer while your writing fan fics about Captain Picard fighting off Romluans in an epic secret underground oraganization and in the end falling in love and marrying 7 of 9 , also you complain about the shoddy quality and how 'outragously inaccurate that guy dressed up as Klingon at the last convention was and talk about how his forehead ridges where completly wrong for the type of House he was in...your cows flee for their lives
Conservatism: You have two cows, like it always used to be.
Nazism: You have two cows. The state shoots them and put you in jail.
Social democracy: You have two cows. The state takes 107 % of their milk and blame marginal effects.
Syndicalism: You have two cows. Being a majority, they rule your farm.
Separatism: You have two cows who declare independence from you.
Imperialism: You take care of two cows and send all the milk to the imperialist ruler overseas. As the milk is spoilt during the long voyage, you are put in debt.
Nudism: You have two cows. You dress like they do.
The Hitch-hiker's Guide: You have forty-two completely normal cows with two heads that fall down from the sky just like bricks don't at a probability rate of one in a million. Your ship computer fails to give you decent milk.
Warcraft 3: You have two cows. You build your town hall as close as possible to them, but you can only assign five peasants to milk each of them. The cows are slaughtered by the undead.
Nazism: You have two cows. The state shoots them and put you in jail.
Social democracy: You have two cows. The state takes 107 % of their milk and blame marginal effects.
Syndicalism: You have two cows. Being a majority, they rule your farm.
Separatism: You have two cows who declare independence from you.
Imperialism: You take care of two cows and send all the milk to the imperialist ruler overseas. As the milk is spoilt during the long voyage, you are put in debt.
Nudism: You have two cows. You dress like they do.
The Hitch-hiker's Guide: You have forty-two completely normal cows with two heads that fall down from the sky just like bricks don't at a probability rate of one in a million. Your ship computer fails to give you decent milk.
Warcraft 3: You have two cows. You build your town hall as close as possible to them, but you can only assign five peasants to milk each of them. The cows are slaughtered by the undead.
scorch
Legalize Pot
Warcraft 3: You attempt to have 2 cows, but the stupid f*cking food limit only lets you have 1.
The Overlord
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Microsoft style:
A farmer has two cows. You tell him his cows are old and unproductive and promise to re-engineer them for him. After the farmer gets his cows back they are really looking good much better than before but when he tries to milk them they break down. You explain to him this is intended to happen as during this phase the cow recovers and gets new strength. The farmer is excited and buy both of them to a more than oversized price.
A farmer has two cows. You tell him his cows are old and unproductive and promise to re-engineer them for him. After the farmer gets his cows back they are really looking good much better than before but when he tries to milk them they break down. You explain to him this is intended to happen as during this phase the cow recovers and gets new strength. The farmer is excited and buy both of them to a more than oversized price.
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