Scrimshaw
Out there...lurking
Shucks, isn't the antrax line when wiggums was a kid security officer for Mr Burns? I think it even cured his asthma. Can't remember the rest of the line though.
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King of England
Tired Young Man
Kev, Scrimshaw.....
YOU'RE BOTH WRONG!!
Nice try. First thing is naturally the bio warfare lab. But no, there were ever so many types of diseases but no anthrax.
but
Ok, i'll give a hint:
These were my two questions, one of which was answered by duke.
There's a reason I put those two questions together....
Now, for duke's question...
(without checking on net) Umm..... Well, the crappy one was Li'l Lightnin', Martin's was a shuttle, forgot the name.....
Oh damn, can't remember...
YOU'RE BOTH WRONG!!
Nice try. First thing is naturally the bio warfare lab. But no, there were ever so many types of diseases but no anthrax.
but
Ok, i'll give a hint:
These were my two questions, one of which was answered by duke.
There's a reason I put those two questions together....
Now, for duke's question...
(without checking on net) Umm..... Well, the crappy one was Li'l Lightnin', Martin's was a shuttle, forgot the name.....
Oh damn, can't remember...
Scrimshaw
Out there...lurking
Martins racer was the Honor Roller. Bart's was the Li'l Lightnin'. I have no clue what Nelsons was called.
duke o' york
It don't mean a thing....
Those are both right, but Bart changes the name of Martin's car when he races it.......
Still need Nelson's too..........
For the anthrax quote, it can't be that many characters. It isn't going to be one of the kids, unless it's in the episode where Lisa gets married and they're looking back, and it's more likely to be said by, or about, one of the older characters. Although Grandpa seems unlikely. The link with Wullie getting shot at is strange though. Maybe it's another reference to the airforce??????
I have really no idea, but hopefully it will inspire someone else?
King of England
Tired Young Man
Umm.. I got a question.
1. What season are they on in other countries?
Now, to poke people a little more:
OK, think, duke already answered the question. Now, think, what references did they make in the jet incident that could be linked with the anthrax question?
I think the quote was either 'maybe it was the smell of anthrax in the air' or 'maybe it was the anthrax in the air'.
Not exactly sure which one...
1. What season are they on in other countries?
Now, to poke people a little more:
OK, think, duke already answered the question. Now, think, what references did they make in the jet incident that could be linked with the anthrax question?
I think the quote was either 'maybe it was the smell of anthrax in the air' or 'maybe it was the anthrax in the air'.
Not exactly sure which one...
Scrimshaw
Out there...lurking
I had to cheat on the names of the soapbox racers here. I just saw the episode.
Martins was the honor roller and when bart got it he kept the name. He did add a bumber sticker to the side that said General Dynamics though. Nelson's racer was the Roadkill 2000.
Martins was the honor roller and when bart got it he kept the name. He did add a bumber sticker to the side that said General Dynamics though. Nelson's racer was the Roadkill 2000.
King of England
Tired Young Man
Cold tomato soup, right?
"Go back to Russia!!"
OK, Scrimshaw, ask away...
"Go back to Russia!!"
OK, Scrimshaw, ask away...
Scrimshaw
Out there...lurking
What's Jebediah Springfield's real name and real occupation?
For a bonus question, what did he do to tame the great springfield buffalo? This is kind of a trick question.
Cold tomato soup is right. To quote Lisa "I brought gespacho(spelling?). It's tomato soup served ice cold!"
For a bonus question, what did he do to tame the great springfield buffalo? This is kind of a trick question.
Cold tomato soup is right. To quote Lisa "I brought gespacho(spelling?). It's tomato soup served ice cold!"
King of England
Tired Young Man
Hans Sprungfeld, Pirate. Tried to kill George Washington. Silver tongue.
He didn't tame the buffalo. He merely shot/killed it.
OK, I'm gonna keep asking the anthrax question... Anyone who has seen Season 12 should definately try to answer this. (The Season 12 thing is why I put 2 questions instead of one the last time).
THIS IS THE LAST HINT!! I MEAN IT!!
Which character said "Maybe it was the anthrax in the air..." and what was he/she referring to?
Seems this is one of the hardest questions since Graeme's riddle a couple of pages back.
Alternately, since I am a Dr. Nick fan, What did he 'diagnose' Grampa with and how did he 'treat' him?
He didn't tame the buffalo. He merely shot/killed it.
OK, I'm gonna keep asking the anthrax question... Anyone who has seen Season 12 should definately try to answer this. (The Season 12 thing is why I put 2 questions instead of one the last time).
THIS IS THE LAST HINT!! I MEAN IT!!
Which character said "Maybe it was the anthrax in the air..." and what was he/she referring to?
Seems this is one of the hardest questions since Graeme's riddle a couple of pages back.
Alternately, since I am a Dr. Nick fan, What did he 'diagnose' Grampa with and how did he 'treat' him?
duke o' york
It don't mean a thing....
"Hello Dr Nick!"
I am still frustrated about the original question but the second one isn't too difficult.
Dr Nick diagnoses Grampa with bonus eruptus, meaning that his skeleton is trying to escape from his body. The treatment is urgent and has to be transdental electromicide, which involves putting the wires from an operating lamp onto his teeth and shocking him. Fortunately, it also rescues him from his malpractice suit.
I am still frustrated about the original question but the second one isn't too difficult.
Dr Nick diagnoses Grampa with bonus eruptus, meaning that his skeleton is trying to escape from his body. The treatment is urgent and has to be transdental electromicide, which involves putting the wires from an operating lamp onto his teeth and shocking him. Fortunately, it also rescues him from his malpractice suit.
Maj
Emperor
Alright, here's what happens in the scene when Willy tries to shoot down Buttzilla with what appears to be an old musket:
Two fighter jets are flying overhead when the bullet zips past inbetween them. The outline of Willy appears on one of the jet pilot's consoles and identifies the attacker as an Iraqi.
Jet Pilot1: "Looks like an Iraqi. Firing sidewinder missle."
The missle shoots out a bit, does a 180, then rams right into the wingman.
Jet Pilot1: "Ok. Firing second sidewinder missle."
This time the missle does the same thing, only it comes all the way back and hits the jet plane it was shot from.
Then both pilots are parachuting down when one of them yells:
"This is what happens when you cut money out of the military and put it into education!"
The second pilot replies:
"It's a good program, just give it some time!"
Following that, their parachutes disintegrate, they fall a thousand feet into a bush, get up and start to fight eachother.
I'm assuming this "anthrax in the air" quote is from one of the newer Simpsons (I haven't see any of this season's espisodes) although I'm guessing that the main linking phrase between these two is "looks like an Iraqi".
I don't know if that's right and I'm not going to begin to agree or disagree with you on this since I don't want to disrupt the quiz, so just tell me if I'm on the right track
-Maj
duke o' york
It don't mean a thing....
Well the King has already given out word that the episode is in season 12, but I've never seen this on in Britain. Mind you, I don't have cable any more and they always get the Simpsons first. 
Kev
Hired Goon
OK, with the anthrax thing:
The only correlation I can come up with is the episode where Bart, Nelson, Milhouse and (I think) Ralph become a "boy band"
In that episode, I remember that they're shooting a video where all the boys are in jets and bombing arabs.
The refrain in the song was nioj eht yvan - which is Join the Navy spelled backwards.
I can only think that the quote was said in some capacity in the song or by the evil navy guy. I only make the correlation in that in both the Butzilla and this episode fighter jets are used.
Oh well, it was a try.
The only correlation I can come up with is the episode where Bart, Nelson, Milhouse and (I think) Ralph become a "boy band"
In that episode, I remember that they're shooting a video where all the boys are in jets and bombing arabs.
The refrain in the song was nioj eht yvan - which is Join the Navy spelled backwards.
I can only think that the quote was said in some capacity in the song or by the evil navy guy. I only make the correlation in that in both the Butzilla and this episode fighter jets are used.
Oh well, it was a try.
King of England
Tired Young Man
Excellent try, Kev.
Seems I forgot about that Iraqi reference. Now I also remember that Homer caught Mr. Burns selling uranium to Mideast terrorists.
Maj, you're the first to figure out the link. Congratulations, fellow Simpsons comrade!!
It does indeed have to do with the Iraqis. Great to see more of our fellow comrades posting here, for quite a while the number of posters on this thread has been.. may I say.....limited.
Capacimator...
Smithers: [collapsed] Help... me.
Riviera: Holy smokes, you need booze. [tosses him change]
Dr. Nick throws some change to Smithers, and walks inside the
hospital, and finds his way into a boardroom.
Riviera: Hi, everybody!
Board: [unenthused] Hi, Dr. Nick.
Chairman: Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you. [reads from clipboard] Of the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling are performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant.
Riviera: But I cleaned them with my napkin.
Chairman: Misuse of the cadavers.
Riviera: I get here earlier when I drive in the carpool lane.
Is there ever a time when Dr. Nick isn't funny?
Seems I forgot about that Iraqi reference. Now I also remember that Homer caught Mr. Burns selling uranium to Mideast terrorists.
Maj, you're the first to figure out the link. Congratulations, fellow Simpsons comrade!!
It does indeed have to do with the Iraqis. Great to see more of our fellow comrades posting here, for quite a while the number of posters on this thread has been.. may I say.....limited.
Capacimator...
Smithers: [collapsed] Help... me.
Riviera: Holy smokes, you need booze. [tosses him change]
Dr. Nick throws some change to Smithers, and walks inside the
hospital, and finds his way into a boardroom.
Riviera: Hi, everybody!
Board: [unenthused] Hi, Dr. Nick.
Chairman: Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you. [reads from clipboard] Of the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling are performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant.
Riviera: But I cleaned them with my napkin.
Chairman: Misuse of the cadavers.
Riviera: I get here earlier when I drive in the carpool lane.
Is there ever a time when Dr. Nick isn't funny?
duke o' york
It don't mean a thing....
I still want to know the Iraqi anthrax thing!!!!!
But here's a list of the Troy McClure films from the net:
"Cry Yuma"
"Here Comes the Coast Guard"
"Preacher With a Shovel" (with Dolores Montenegro)
"The Revenge of Abe Lincoln"
"The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West"
"Calling All Quakers" (with Dolores Montenegro)
"Gladys The Groovy Mule"
"Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" (First McBain movie)
"Dial M for Murderousness"
"The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"
"'P' is for Psycho"
"The President's Neck is Missing!"
"The Boatjacking of Supership 79"
"Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms"
"Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out"
"Muppets Go Medieval" (1977) (with Dyan Cannon and the Muppets)
"The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed"
"They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall"
"Meet Joe Blow"
"Give My Remains to Broadway"
"The Verdict Was Mail Fraud"
"Leper in the Backfield"
"Make-Out King of Montana"
"The Electric Gigolo"
"The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hoffnagel" (also director) (2)
"Space Mutants VII: Cry of the Space Mutant"
"The Itchy & Scratchy Movie" (bit part)
"Jagged Attraction"
"Look Who's Still Oinking"
"Three Men And A Nuke"
"Ten Was Too Many"
"The Computer Wore Puka Shells"
"The Frontier Family Get Deer Ticks"
"The Mediocre Journey"
"Slow Down David Copperfield, What's That Down Your Sock?"
"Calling All Lumberjacks"
"The Day Paul Bunyan Cried"
"Radioactive Man III"
"The Pulverizer"
"Radioactive Man II: Bring On The Sequel"
"Sleepless in Shelbyville"
"The Unbearable Moistness of Sweating"
"Coffee, Tea, or Fiddle Dee Dee"
"Eenie Meeni Miney, Die"
"A Bridge Too Far" (as Todd, the worlds unluckiest dentist)
"Swing, Swang, Swung" (as Bobby, the happy-go-lucky boyhood friend of Ook-Ook the lip cancer chimp)
"Three Men and a Bunsen Burner" (as the doomed Professor Landrew)
"Wake Up, Finnegan" (as Paddy the relentless bell-ringer)
But here's a list of the Troy McClure films from the net:
"Cry Yuma"
"Here Comes the Coast Guard"
"Preacher With a Shovel" (with Dolores Montenegro)
"The Revenge of Abe Lincoln"
"The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West"
"Calling All Quakers" (with Dolores Montenegro)
"Gladys The Groovy Mule"
"Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" (First McBain movie)
"Dial M for Murderousness"
"The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"
"'P' is for Psycho"
"The President's Neck is Missing!"
"The Boatjacking of Supership 79"
"Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms"
"Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out"
"Muppets Go Medieval" (1977) (with Dyan Cannon and the Muppets)
"The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed"
"They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall"
"Meet Joe Blow"
"Give My Remains to Broadway"
"The Verdict Was Mail Fraud"
"Leper in the Backfield"
"Make-Out King of Montana"
"The Electric Gigolo"
"The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hoffnagel" (also director) (2)
"Space Mutants VII: Cry of the Space Mutant"
"The Itchy & Scratchy Movie" (bit part)
"Jagged Attraction"
"Look Who's Still Oinking"
"Three Men And A Nuke"
"Ten Was Too Many"
"The Computer Wore Puka Shells"
"The Frontier Family Get Deer Ticks"
"The Mediocre Journey"
"Slow Down David Copperfield, What's That Down Your Sock?"
"Calling All Lumberjacks"
"The Day Paul Bunyan Cried"
"Radioactive Man III"
"The Pulverizer"
"Radioactive Man II: Bring On The Sequel"
"Sleepless in Shelbyville"
"The Unbearable Moistness of Sweating"
"Coffee, Tea, or Fiddle Dee Dee"
"Eenie Meeni Miney, Die"
"A Bridge Too Far" (as Todd, the worlds unluckiest dentist)
"Swing, Swang, Swung" (as Bobby, the happy-go-lucky boyhood friend of Ook-Ook the lip cancer chimp)
"Three Men and a Bunsen Burner" (as the doomed Professor Landrew)
"Wake Up, Finnegan" (as Paddy the relentless bell-ringer)
"The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"
Wow! - I used this as the theme for the first website I ever made, years ago. I'd totally forgotten that one. It was just schoolboy smutty humour, a bit naughty, nothing more. Nice one Duke!
Wow! - I used this as the theme for the first website I ever made, years ago. I'd totally forgotten that one. It was just schoolboy smutty humour, a bit naughty, nothing more. Nice one Duke!
duke o' york
It don't mean a thing....
Please just give us the answer King,and then start a new thread with a brand new question..... please
King of England
Tired Young Man
Sorry for not coming sooner. Haven't been able to come here so often.
The answer is Krusty, who was working for the USO making jokes about Saddam which the soldiers resented because it "fanned the flames of hatred" Cincinnati bengals cheerleaders offended soldiers who had girlfriends, wives, "insult to Musliim hosts". That's all I'll say cuz I don't wanna ruin the episode for you, it ain't bad.
NOt to worry, I'll start a new thread right away!
The answer is Krusty, who was working for the USO making jokes about Saddam which the soldiers resented because it "fanned the flames of hatred" Cincinnati bengals cheerleaders offended soldiers who had girlfriends, wives, "insult to Musliim hosts". That's all I'll say cuz I don't wanna ruin the episode for you, it ain't bad.
NOt to worry, I'll start a new thread right away!
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