Cumulative SIMPSONS quiz

[ChrTh]

I figured I was missing two...oh wait:
Genghis Khan was one of them.
The other's escaping me right now.

Finish this sentence:
George Washington: We had quitters in the Revolution, too. We called them -----

And a question:
In this episode, George Washington suggests someone else being the first woman President of the United States. Who does he suggest, and why does Lisa object to his choice?

 

[duke o' york]

The other two are actually John Wilkes Booth and John Dillinger.

"We had quitters in the revolution too, we called them Kentuckians"

George Washington suggests Janey as the first female President but Lisa protests that she will pack the Supreme Court with boys!!!!

"That's preposterous. Get out! You're banned from this historical society! You, and your children, and your children's children -- for three months".

In the episode when Springfield is struck by Osaka flu, what does Professor Frink claim to be able to prove?

 

[King of England]

Prof. Frink claims that he has proved Marge was present when JFK was assassinated.



Conspiracy theorists.....

What words does Homer review in the vocabulary section in the episode where Homer was supposed to get a weight loss tape but instead got a vocabulary tape. Also, name the meanings according to Homer.

 

[duke o' york]

Spoon - metal thing, digging food?

It's something like this, but I'm not entirely certain.

You've changed your description, though - are you no longer the No. 1 Simpsons fan? If so, who beat you to the crown and how was it decided?

 

[King of England]

HA!!

I am once again the Lord of the Simpsons Fans!!
Thought anyone could uproot me, huh?

My sword NEVER fails!!

By the way, I'm talking about the 'Homer Sez' section at the end of the episode.

And that doesn't include spoons.

 

[duke o' york]

Satiety: Belt-popping fullness
Triumverate: Three guys giving orders
Gourmand: Like a gourmet, only fatter
Machiavellian: I don't know
Boudoir: Where a french [sic] guy does it

Sorry it took so long for a new question .

Who are the wrestling stars in the TV match before the Truckasaurus ad comes on?

 

[King of England]

Yeah. Congratulate yourself on your questions, duke.

I am reduced to looking up the answers on the net far more than you.

Oh, well, I am now totally depressed but I will answer your question.

Rasputin the Friendly Russian
(Formerly Mad Russian but I'm afraid the forces of history have changed wrestling, perhaps forever)

vs.

Professor Werner Van Brawn (Damn cheater!! )

Now for the question, couldn't think of anything better, so:

Which hammock shops does Hank Scorpio recommend for Homer to purchase his 'productivity boosters' from? Name the Location of each of them.

 

[duke o' york]

"Scorpio, he'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth"
Better than Shirley Bassey any day.
Does anyone else remember the episode of Frasier when they all went round singing the Goldfinger theme? I don't know why but I found it hilarious.
And does anyone else think that Scorpio looks exactly like Richard Branson, the British self-made millionaire, sometime balloonist and founder of Virgin?

Anyway, I can't remember the locations offhand, I presume that you just want streetnames, but the shops are called something like:
Hammock Hut, Hammocks R Us, Put your butt there and another one. They're all in the hammock complex, but which street I don't know. If anyone else can get it then please ask another question. If no-one answers, I'll look the answer up on Monday or watch the video of thus episode again.

[Monday edit]: Well since no-one else has bothered, the other one was something like Swing Low Sweet Chariot, and the hammock centre was on Third (Avenue, Street?).

[later on on Monday edit] Duhhh! I forgot Mary Ann's Hammocks, "where Mary Ann gets in the hammock with you! Just kidding"

 

[duke o' york]

What does Homer's New York parking ticket say?

Sorry about not editing this into the previous post, but I wanted to promote the thread again.

 

[Hamlet]

You people have far too much time on your hands! :crazyeyes

 

[duke o' york]

I'm afraid that's not the correct answer. Try something a little more likely to appear on a parking ticket in a TV comedy show next time

 

[Kev]

I'm going to assume that this is the Homer vs. New York episode.

If this is the case, he actually got a letter from New York stating if he did not come to retrieve his car that it would be thrown in the East River.

Was that what you were getting at, Duke?

 

[duke o' york]

That's nearly it, and it would be unfair to deny you the next question, but I wanted another detail as well. The note goes something like:
Dear Mr Simpson, your car has been malparked and if you do not pay the fine then it will be thrown into the East River .. .... .......

Can anyone fill in the other words?

 

[Kev]

I really can't remember the rest. Something like at your expense or something?

In the mean time, here's a question:

In the Bart vs. Thanksgiving episode, what do Patty and Selma bring to the Simpson Thanksgiving feast?

Thought it appropriated for the upcoming holiday - though it's a "US only" thing. Wonder if they showed that episode in England??

 

[duke o' york]

Dang right! That's the funniest bit.
We have had the Thanksgiving episode here, but it's not saved especially for November. Thanksgiving doesn't mean anything to us here and so we're likely to get a better Simpsons episode than you having to put up with that.
They bring: meatballs and fish, just in case the turkey's too dry!
What is the reason for the speed of Marge's 'liberation' from male oppression when she is protesting as a student?

 

[King of England]

Tissue paper. There was tissue paper inside.

Who said this and what was he/she referring to: "Maybe it was the anthrax in the air...."

or

What happened when Willie tried to fire at the 'Buttzilla' balloon with a shotgun. Give all the details.

 

[duke o' york]

When Willie shoots at the Buttzilla balloon, it attracts the attention of 2 fighter pilots flying overhead. Their computer identifies Willie as an Iraqi jet and they go to attack him. The first plane fires a missile which destroys the other plane and then fires a second which destroys his own. As the two pilots fall to the ground, they complain that the government has cut the defense budget in favour of healthcare.

"Of course you'd say that...you have the brainpan of a
stagecoach tilter!"

 

[King of England]

Give that man the 10000 dollars!

"This isn't 'America's Funniest Home Videos'!!"

Now, for no credit at all, can someone answer my second question?

 

[duke o' york]

Sorry, KoE, no-one seems to know the answer to your first question so I'll ask another. If anyone else knows the answer, then feel free to break into the quiz anytime and tell us because I'm dying to know.
What are the names of the soapbox racers the Springfield kids compete in?

 

[Kev]

KOE: Is the anthrax quote from Mother Simpson? Perhaps in the flashback when she and the other hippies destroyed Mr. Burns' germ lab?