Das Schweize Alpenhaus - OPEN

[Cyc]

SW face of Mt. Victory -

Alone on the mountain at nine thousand feet, the day’s first shafts of sun show the new snow to be untouched. It is all yours. Your face cuts the cold wind, but you don’t feel it; your skis chatter as they slice the snow and ice, but you don’t hear them. There are only you and the mountain. It is limitless freedom and inviolable solitude. It is perfection. Skiing … the perfect sport.

 

[Cyc]

Das Schweize Alpenhaus
Wilkommen zus Schweize Alpenhaus! A lovely little ski resort nestled high in Mt. Victory. Provides retail of ski goods, rental of equipment, passes for the slopes, rooms for the night, and a pleasant cafe where you can just sit and watch the alpenglow with someone special.

Retail (Will buy back used equipment in good condition at 50 percent original cost, and sell at 75 percent cost of new item)
Ski Pants 10g
Ski Jacket 10g
Ski Goggles 5g
Ski Gloves 5g
Ski Boots 5g
Ski Poles 7g
Skis 25g

Rental
Ski Pants 2g
Ski Jacket 2g
Ski Goggles 1g
Ski Gloves 1g
Ski Boots 1g
Ski Poles 1.5g
Skis 4g

Passes
1 Calendar Day 5g
1 Calendar Weekend 8g
1 Calendar Week 30g
1 Term 130g

Ryokan Inn (Group reservations take off ten percent)
1 Bedroom 10g/nite
2 Bedroom 17g/nite
(all rooms include shared restroom, room service, pillow mint, and plenty of liebensraum)

Beverages
Orangina 5g
Cappuccino 6g (Iced 5)
Mocha 6g (Iced 5)
Black Coffee 4g (Iced 3)
Decaf 4g (Iced 3)
Tea 4g (Iced 3)
Hot Chocolate 3g
Whipped Cream 1g
Ameretto 1g
Vodka 7g
The Alpenglow 10g
(a delicious blend of vodka, coffee, and orange juice)

Snacks
Andes Mint 1g
York Peppermint Patty 1g
York Bites 3g
Bread (With butter or jam) 4g
Steamed Rice 2g
Fried Bread 2g
Brischetta 5g

Meals
Onion Soup 10g
Matzo Balls 7g
Knödel 7g
Sauerbraten 12g
Chicken Kiev 10g
Borscht 8g
Smoked Salmon 12g
King Crab (With butter) 15g
Shrimp Scampi 10g
Caesar Salad 7g
Mussels (Per plate) 7g
General Taos Meatballs 7g
Beef and Broccoli 7g
Sushi 7g
Yakitori 3g
Vienerschnitzel 10g
Gyros 8g
Fish and Chips 8g
Manhatten Style Clam Chowder 8g
Mongolian Lamb 10g

Have-it-the-peoples-way Sandwich
Plebian: 5g (includes 1 bread, 1 cheese, 1 meat, 1 vegetable)
Po-boy: 10g (includes 1 bread, 2 cheese, 2 meat, 2 vegetable)
Dagwood: 20g (includes 2 breads, 5 cheeses, 5 meats, unlimited vegetables)

For all sandwiches, add extra incredients for 1g each

Breads : White, Wheat, Pumpernickel, Russian Rye, Jewish Rye, Sourdough, French, Italian, Greek Wrap, Deli Roll
Cheeses : Cheddar, Mozzarella, Brie, Wensleydale, Feta, Provalone, Swiss, Muenster, Jack, Colby, Monterrey Jack
Meats : Ham, Roast Beef, Pastrami, Salami, Roast Lamb, Turkey, Chicken
Vegetables : Lettuce, Sauerkraut, Pickles, Onion (White or red), Mushroom, Olive (Black or green), Peppers (Red, yellow, or green), Tomatoes, Jalepenos

 

[Cyc]

Welcome to the Grand Opening of the Das Schweize Alpenhaus.
We're glad you could make it. The snow is perfect, the weather is beautiful, and the slopes are breath-takingly scenic. Grab your poles and skiis and come to Mt. Victory for a day of fun.

 

[Cyc]

To christen the re-opening of Fanatika's magnificent ski resort, Sara and I did some moonlightlight skiing last night, catching the end of the full moon's rays. The slopes were silent and the air was crisp. The scenery had an eerie glow to it as light seemed to rise from the snow, as much as it shone from the moon. As I'm sure Sara was taken by the beauty of our surroundings, I was thinking how this was excellent training for Military operations. There will surely be times when night-time strikes in mountainous locations will be called for. Maybe I should start a Ski Patrol, maybe even a search and rescue team.

That's one thing I like about cross-country skiing in the moonlight. It frees up your mind from daily concerns, and allows you the freedom of creativity. A unique experience.

 

[Cyc]

As busy as this place has been, I feel I need to post a temporarily closed notice here as we will also be shutting down Das Schweize Alpenhouse for the Construction of a new castle. As this Ski Resort is merging into the Cyc Corporation, upgrades will be made and names will be changed. If you still have your Free Ski Day Pass, don't worry, we will be opening soon with a new Castle Head-Quarters and a new name.