Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey

[jafink]

Have any of you read some of the Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey. They are probably the funniest quotes I have ever heard. Here is a link to a page with tons of them... sorry about the background image that makes reading them a little difficult.

http://www.erikandanna.com/Humor/DeepThoughts/deep_thoughts_.htm

What are your favorites of them? Mine are in my sig, but I also like alot of others.

"It's amazing to me that one of the world's most feared diseases would be carried by one of the world's smallest animals: the real tiny dog."

 

[warpus]

Yeah, these are from SNL.

 

[Jawz II]

Those are the best part of SNL reruns from the 80s or late 70s or whatever it was.

 

[warpus]

Don't make me feel older than I am please..

90s

 

[jafink]

Haha, don't make me feel younger than I am I have only ever seen current SNL from the ... 00s. I didn't realise it was from that though. Maybe I should watch some reruns sometime.

 

[Jawz II]

Don't make me feel older than I am please..

90s

Really was it the 90s? my mistake.

Haha, don't make me feel younger than I am I have only ever seen current SNL from the ... 00s. I didn't realise it was from that though. Maybe I should watch some reruns sometime.

You missed something. Get the DVD boxes or something.

Back then it Chris Rock, Chris Farley, David Spade, Adam Sandler, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey and Norm MacDonald, Al Franken and Rob Schneider. And they were all funny back then.

Well except for Rob Schneider maybe.

 

[warpus]

Rob Schneider is.. A STAPLER

 

[jafink]

The people I'd most want to see would be Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler.

 

[Perfection]

Here's a version without a horrid background!

http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

 

[jafink]

Thanks for that link Perfection. It is much easier to read.