Oh, someone made a big mistake by starting this topic! Men's underwear manufacturers really piss me off!!
Women get bras of varying sizes. Nobody tries to tell women that one size fits all!
But, poor men have to shop around and try on different brands to find one that fits properly - what kind of moron made them that way?
I wear sports underwear, intentionally two sizes too big, because I can't get my wobblies into the ones sold for my waist size. This is not some funny joke, it's damned awful and I'm gonna rant about it... if I wear underwear that fits around the waist, the underwear does not close around my wobblies (i.e. parts remain exposed around the edges - sorry if you have good imagination)... and the whole lot falls out down one side it I try to run (or similar) ... If I wore some of the right size, and I try running for a train, I'm gonna miss my connection and look pretty damned stupid shuffling off towards the men's toilets
That's a bloody stupid scenario, caused by idiot underwear designers!!
And I tried wearing other types which don't have any proper support, but unless combined with a jock strap, they are many times worse and can even become twisted and painful ... and if you run up stairs which is pretty common activity (or just jump) the poor wobblies take a right bashing
It's not hard to imagine. Nature intended man to have his bits between his legs, but when those bits fall out down one side of his underwear, they get only a fraction of the space God intended to them to have -- and it hurts!
I'm not super-sized or anything, pretty big for my size but no record holder (judging from claims on the other side of the Internet), so I don't believe for one minute that other men don't share these problems... and I probably can't post anything more specific without getting moderated. Urgh.
My conclusion is: Damned mens underwear is designed by women who don't have to wear it!!
Right now, I'm wearing...*checks* ... err, I ain't wearing. But it's hot weather and I stayed in all day, soo... anyway. Damn you to hell, men's underwear designers!
P.S. I even considered asking my tailor if... you know... I felt too stupid to ask that, and they sold one size fits all anyway
