Diplomatic Relations

Please note how my way of expressing myself has gotten more provolutionary after my recent involvement in diplomacy. I expect myself to be completely unintelligble and utterly stupid before the end of this, as Tubby put it, most ancient of ages

nice first try, not obtuse enough. try to be more like SW, who BTW has been appointed to teach the diplo speak class at the academy :lol:
 
So here's the answer to our PM about the meeting. The one where we apologized for the hard words and so on. Read it and look for the word "devide". It's in there ;)
Greetings from Team MIA

Dear Daghdha representative of the fine KISS.

We too are celebrating the inaugural meetings of our two peoples.

In fact it gladdens my heart on receiving your message ... I was just that moment penning a letter to your leader Whomp ...

It was to state that I was extremely concerned that the young hothead element, whom I assume crashed the meeting ... almost, through their arrogance and over zealous pride ... ended our talks prematurely with their rude interruptions and aggressive posturings ...

It was only in the name of peace and the mutual recognition of wisdom between my diplomatic party and your initial three representatives that my ambassadorial team did not end proceedings and walk away ... your young thugs rudely insulted my diplomats, me personally and the honour of team MIA ... I am glad that KISS has chastised them ...

I agree that while meetings should be open to observers on both sides ... At the same time I strongly suggest that the speaking stick is handled by the very few whose words carry wisdom and weight ... and that perhaps communiqués be sent prior to meetings which set the agenda of discussions ...

But enough of this ... as mentioned above team MIA is in full celebration ... Our President has sent you the gift of Alphabet and Iron Workings ... and we have received your package of knowledge and the first payment.

We feel secure that kindred green are honest and speak true ... we must speak soon ... I have received and archived the agreement ... the first of many which will share KISS and MIA stamps

Peace and Prosperity to both our peoples


Feaurius III
Foreign Minister MIA
 
Adults sometimes have a difficult time understanding "utes". Unlike our crew of bright youngsters some "utes" have a vocabulary that consists of "Wha", "sorry", "ok", "I dunno" and "what's to eat". It may be wise to bring IP, Pentium or Own to the IM backroom for "muck mouth" translation.
 
TNT and MIA is excanging compliments HERE . Killercane of the Nuts side with MIA. One may wonder what this tells us about possible contact between those two? Or could the Provo post be @ AK?
If others have made contact, my .02 is on MIA and Nuts :D .
It'll be very interesting to see what Captain Curraghs soapdish reveals. Depending on wether Nuts are N or S and taking the location of where the small gap between continents are, we might be able to calculate the possibility of different "contact scenarios". I'm counting on continents being mirrored regarding distance from start location to that gap. I also assume Rik has done something to even out the fact that 2 civs have alph and 2 doesn't.
Is this coherent? Suppose not. :king:
 
@ dagh - :lol: just back from the compliment exchange. i think i'm still under the radar. perhaps the "too smart" is directed at the power of stupid people?

I need a discourse on the trading of maps. Is it still in the same place on the tech tree? What about the trading of text instructions? Is that outside the spirit of the game? for example we could enter into a trade that would provide detailed instructions as to where to send a SoD... Thoughts?

hey look everyone - a non-spam post from boatman :eek:

EDIT: go check post 20 in dagh's link. I've made some general commitments. don't panic, nothing that means anything.

BTW, the post should get under ego boy's skin since it doesn't directly refer to him at all. The 4 horse SoD is deniable as a joke (I'll edit in the joke later if needed)

merry and pippin to all and to all a good night :lol:
 
AK, you didnt just "not refer to ego boy", you named everybody else EXCEPT him. :goodjob:
and he said he doesnt feel like entering into any agreements. fine by me :D

regarding the textual messages, i thnk those should be allowed.
text to be something along this type =
"in a land of great forests, and greater heat, where the sun sets, many leagues beyond the mountains, on the shore, is a family of tusks."
it will reveal a western shore, with ivory, near the equator. pretty specific to me, so i guess anyone could find them.
and if they cant, tough!
 
Whomp to MIA office said:
At the minimum, we would like to have either a response to the affirmative or your counterproposal before your next turn. We expect a "yay" or "nay" before our turn so we can send you pottery before your following turn.
TNT has sent the save so now we'll see what pops up first. If they don't meet our minimal request, then I suppose the decline of the once so promising Greek tribe is signed, sealed and deliviered.
 
well now that we'll have a boat afloat this turn A-K can go navigate the 7 seas and find a suitable partner that will listen to reason....

EDIT:: Also note that they are a voting people, and there have been no "sticky" requests from MIA in the Needed things thread. So they either aren't voting for it or weren't planning on it from the get go.
 
If someone can check the email box during the day that would be great. I will be out of pocket from 5 pm GMT (noonish CST) till tomorrow morning.
 
I have the gmail notifier on here at work ;) I can keep track of any incoming
 
If we have to grind the Greeks to dust, that would be regretable business, not personal. T.N.T. on the other hand...

Since the good Admiral is posting about renaming things in the general discussion, I was wondering...

When we start making GS should we give them 'diplomatic' names like "Provo's Bane" or "CONvolution," or "P-boy's Pain Train?"

It might make some of our long-range goals clear so the diplomats wouldn't have to talk as much...

Just a thought.
 
No the other teams are being weinies about renaming units and/or cities that might offend someone.... bah. Taunting is part of every good competition!!
 
Tubby Rower said:
No the other teams are being weinies about renaming units and/or cities that might offend someone.... bah. Taunting is part of every good competition!!
I agree Tubs. But, as I said to IroP the other day, it's ok as long as you don't lose distance and keep in mind that you should be able to shake hands and have a laugh when the store closes. Then again, some people are dorks and should be treated as such, no one mentioned, no one forgotten.
 
You're right Dagh. This is a game, we play for fun. Period.

But I must say, Provo has done something remarkable, something for which I thank him. He has created a villan against which we can struggle. THAT way, when my wife complains about me wasting time, I can inform her that I am not simply a paunchy, middle-aged white man spending free time on children's computer games, rather I am part of a grand endeavor - a genuine struggle of good vs. evil. It somehow makes my time playing Civ more noble and less pathetic.

Thank you Provolution! I am in your debt. :thanx:
 
Maybe you can incorporate that next Sunday....

And who said that this is a children's game????
 
Kickbooti said:
You're right Dagh. This is a game, we play for fun. Period.

But I must say, Provo has done something remarkable, something for which I thank him. He has created a villan against which we can struggle. THAT way, when my wife complains about me wasting time, I can inform her that I am not simply a paunchy, middle-aged white man spending free time on children's computer games, rather I am part of a grand endeavor - a genuine struggle of good vs. evil. It somehow makes my time playing Civ more noble and less pathetic.

Thank you Provolution! I am in your debt. :thanx:
Man ... These are profound!
 
Tubby Rower said:
Maybe you can incorporate that next Sunday....

And who said that this is a children's game????

Somehow I think trying to explain K.I.S.S. in order to make sense of the illustration might take more time than people are willing to listen ;)

And I suppose 'children's game' isn't an exact quote, but I definately get the impression from my wife. And her opinion carries a great deal of weight in our home.

Now don't get the wrong idea, I'm the man of the house and I run things. If you don't believe me I'll show you the note my wife wrote that says so... :sad:
 
soul_warrior said:
maybe we should PM provo and thank him?

Nah... I'll be our little secret for now. We'll let him know at the appropriate time. ;)
 
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