Direct from DOD

[The Guardian]

I recently received this from a good friend of mine at the pentagon. He assures me that this legit and coded TOP SECRET CRYPTO - EYES ONLY. Obama has been pressuring the DOD to find ways to cut the defense budget. The Air Force was forced to drop further production of the FA-22 Raptor, The Navy was denied funding of additional Virginia Class subs, and now he want something from the Army. According to my source, the president feels that the Humvee's performance in Iraq and Afganistan was inadequet and responsible for numerous disabling injuries. Obama believes he has come up with excellent replacement for the Humvee. It has a much smaller target signature, is more fuel economical, requires less maintainence, less costly, and little time for training for the transition would be required.

My friend advised me against going public with this info, but I felt I just had to share this with you all.

Spoiler :

 

[Kyriakos]

Reminds me of the infamous "Sadam's weapons of mass destruction" wonder for Civ III

 

[Jerry'sGoldfish]

i do not want to know what the good old soldier did to "start" the poor animal....

 

[The Guardian]

i do not want to know what the good old soldier did to "start" the poor animal....

 

[Jerry'sGoldfish]

well, actually u know what one has to do?? you must take a sharp chilli and rip it off until u see the seeds and than be sure not to stand beside. better from riding position....

in the middle ages the poored some molten copper or silver to create a crust in the outer ear - the animals suffered all their life....this is how we treat our best friends......

 

[Chieftess]

Moderator Action: Obviously, that donkey must really be lost, so let's help it on its' way to the right forum. Thread moved.

 

[The Guardian]

Moderator Action: Obviously, that donkey must really be lost, so let's help it on its' way to the right forum. Thread moved.

Moved to ?????????????????
Chieftess pls post a link. OOOOOOPS. Never mind.