Diss thread

i alway's liked:

"does your mother know that you are the dumbest person on earth?"
either a no or a yes confirms that they actualy are the dumbest person on earth.

most people say "no", to which you add "oh, she doesnt know that you're the dumbest person on earth? you should tell her, its not nice to keep things like that from your mother."
 
Just ignoring them usually works.

It is difficult for us to create an effective insult to your friends, as the best insults use individual characteristics about the person you are trying to insult. Perhaps you could tell us some?
 
yo' mama so fat, she sat down, she was fat
yo' mama so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store
yo' mama so fat, she walked in front of the TV and we missed two commercials
yo' mama so fat, when she sits around the house she sits around the house
yo' mama so fat, she was lying no the road, so we swerved miss her. then we ran out of gas
yo' mama's like a doorknob, everyion gets a turn
yo' mama's like a TV set, even a 2 year old can turn her on
 
Situation got worse!
Now I have declared war on Jack (in Civ words), as he has a locked alliance with the girls! (in my words. He knows what he's doing, he has Civ, too :()
Now, I need anything i can get!
 
Yo momma so fat, when she bends down there's a total eclipse.

Yo momma so fat, when she falls over she rocks herself to sleep trying to get up again.
 
philippe said:
I'd say he has got to shut up or he won't get free sex from his grandmother anymore

:lol: :lol: :lol:
USed it. But... except for his grandmother, I used one of his allies (who he obviously likes)
It shut him up for 2 days! :lol: :lol: :rotfl:
 
okay, kind of pathetic (and most a little girly), but:
You know how some dogs are so ugly they're almost cute? Yeah, you're more the regular kind of ugly
Have you thought about trying some new hair products? Personally, I'm a fan of shampoo
What was that? Sorry, I was distracted by your breath. Have you tried flossing/mouthwash/teeth brushing?
Wow! That face! Did you lose a bet with God when you were born?
Has anyone ever told you that you look fantastic in that shirt...without breaking out in laughter?
Whoa... what did you do to make your hairdresser so mad
 
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