(For some reason, my computer decided to not allow me to have 3.19, as every time I tried installing it, it failed horribly. Therefore, someone is going to have to do this for me.)
A man robed in eletric blue was walking around Madrid one day. The people were openlly celebrating in the streets, for the war with Mongolia was finally over. However, he knew that the peace was not to last forever, and war will outbreak again. It was too soon to celebrate.
But this man was not just a man, he was Relámpago, god of lightning. For thousands of years, he remained dormant, living as a hermit, finding his land to be safe from the outside wars. He didn't care if they worshiped Cull, just as long as Spain was safe. However, after the fericousness of Khan's attacks, undoubtly with the backing of gods, torn the country apart, he knew he must lend defence,
Relámpago then shot a bolt of lightning out into the sky, scaring the partiers and getting their attention, and some pants became wet or heavier. After unhooding himself, showing a head with pure white, spiked hair, hee cried out, "I am Relámpago, god of Lightning, and to better defend yourselves from KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN's next attack, I shall teach you how to weild lightning the same as I do-".
After saying those lines, a cow standing on two legs, with a TMNT-like headband, went up to Rel and slapped him, saying, "You can't give them the knowledge of Electricity! That's against the rules!". Rel countered saying, "I'm a freaking lightning god! Why can't I?". The cow then said, "You signed a contract when the world was made. One of them was to not give people the knowledge". By now, the remaining people lost what the heck was going on.
Rel screamed, "You guys had a freaking gun pointed at my head! It was sign or shoot!". The people were debating amoungst each other what exactly was a gun, for they were not invented yet. The cow asked, "You still signed it, didn't you"? Rel sighed and then said, "Fine, you win. I won't give them the knowledge of Electricity, ****ing anthromorphic slice of steak". The cow smirked and then left, and Rel was left with a horrified, confused, and smelly/wet croud. He facepalmed and then said, "Nevermind. Just. Nevermind.", and walked out of the city.
A few hours later, in his little cottage a few miles away, Relámpago paced around, thinking on what to do. The binding contract refused to allow giving technology to the mortals. It was a shame, as warriors armed of electricity would had been very useful. Then, an idea came into fruitation. Why not create literal eletrical warriors? He went outside, straight to work, and used his electrical powers to create living Lightning Elementals. By the time the sun started to set, he created five battalions worth of these Elementals, and before it became dark, he marched into Madrid with them.
The people were obviously afraid that he was going to sic the elementals at them. Seeing this, he said, "Do not be afriad, citizens of Espana, for these Lightning Elementals are here to defend you, for when, not an if, of the Khan's next invasion. These troops are the ultimatie warriors. Since they are made up of 100% Animatied Lightning, they need no food, no sleep, and are faster than any horse. I hope that they may never have to prove their might, but if they do, these elementials will prove themselves in combat"
. The download for the newest patches take a AGE 
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