Do you think God likes bananas?

Does God like bananas?

  • Yes

    Votes: 23 34.3%
  • No

    Votes: 1 1.5%
  • I don't know

    Votes: 6 9.0%
  • I don't believe in God

    Votes: 16 23.9%
  • Only on Tuesdays

    Votes: 13 19.4%
  • Zarn is a punk

    Votes: 8 11.9%

  • Total voters
    67

Zarn

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Just wondering if God likes bananas
 
Amen, Brother Pachy, he says, munching on some tuna.
If there is any mention of strawberries, then I swear I shall have a spasm.
 
Of course not. If nearly a billion Hindus keep offering him the same thing almost every other day, he is bound to get sick of it:D
 
Well, I do like bananas. :rolleyes:

But for God...if he doesn't like bananas that means he doesn't like his own creation, which means he failed in something. But God never fails.

Anyway, why don't you ask him yourself? Go to the church, pray and ask. :p Or even better: PM him! He's registered on this forum, you know. :D
 
I got a proof. This is a picture of a identified flying banana (IFB).
 

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Since God exists only in the mind of humans, his likes and dislikes, as all of his other characteristics, are whatever you choose to believe they are. :flamedevi
 
I'm too lazy. Can someone get God for me? I now he is on the forum, because I seen him post before. Or did I?:confused:
 
After close radiation examining of the 'Shroud of the Banana Republic' we now know that God does in fact enjoy bananas. But only on Tuesdays.
 
Originally posted by LaRo
I got a proof. This is a picture of a identified flying banana (IFB).

looks like a flying fedora to me..
 
We also found out that some people think that I am a punk.
I probally am.
 
I was created in Gods Image
I like bananas
Then doesn't god like banana's?

Doesn't seem like he would create them if he didn't like them.
 
If anybody was quick enough to read my God is a monkey thread you'll know how I feel about it.
 
Originally posted by History_Buff
If anybody was quick enough to read my God is a monkey thread you'll know how I feel about it.

Hooah!
 
Dell, go to OT and dig it up. Its a good theory, for something I made up in 5 minutes anyway.
 
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