Mobilizing ALL reserves:
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Somewhere deep, deep in the forest, behind London:
“And you are sure that there is this secret hut, mayor?”
“Yes, absolutely, Don Deity… …I heard the staff talking about it repeatedly… …there must be an ancient magic groove somewhere here in this forests, and all of a sudden, this hut should have appeared there with an old shaman living within… …and there are some rumours going on, that some Famous and Great People were buried there alive in strange and evil ceremonies in the long forgotten and dark ages of our civilisation…”
“Did you just say Great People being buried there?”
“Yes… …why do you ask, Don Deity?”
“Umh… …nothing… …just being curious… …lets go this way, I have a vague feeling that the mystic groove might be just behind this hill…”
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Some minutes later:
“This might really be the place, Don Deity… …do you see this strange glimmering fog over there?”
“Yup…”
“I’m just wondering, why anybody should bury Great People alive… …oh, look here, Don Deity… …there is an arm of a beautiful statue sticking out of the grass…”
“You shouldn’t believe every rumour you here, dear mayor… …I know first hand that NOBODY EVER was buried here alive…”
“Huh? What do you mean with this, Don Deity?”
“Ahem… …nothing? Oh, look… …there… …in the middle of the glowing fog… …this might be the hut we are looking for…”
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Knock… …KNOCK… … KNOCK, KNOOCK, KNOOOCK, KNOOOOCK…
“Umh, Don Deity… …it might be better NOT to knock down this door… …you know, we want to start on good terms with this strange shaman…”
“Grumble…”
“Ah… …there, I think I heard something from within…”
“Enter oh humble and very impatient servants of the Great Eternal One”
“Hi there… …BOAH… …you really are an OLD shaman… …almost antique I would say… …by the way, it’s enough if you just call me Don Deity… …forget about the Eternal thingy…”
“Huh? What did you just say?”
“Nothing… …my humble friend here said NOTHING… …let me introduce ourselves first, o great and wise shaman… …I’m the mayor of London, and this is Don Deity, the ruler of the English nation…”
“Famous visitors then… …what brings you to my simple hut?”
“We have heard that you are skilled in the art of magic… …and we might need your service…”
“What do you want me to do?”
“We have those huge wooden things, we call “Trebuchets”. And now since we have mastered the secret of “Steel”, allowing us to build those steel things we call “Cannons”, we are wondering, if there might be a way of transforming our remaining and useless Trebuchets into Cannons?”
“Hm… …let me think about this for a second… …well… …yes… …I think I can help you. Simply take off the upper and lower hinges, then smear the whole thing with virgin pig’s blood and the excrements of a 12 year old…”
“That’s disgusting… …you, you… …stinking old pervert sw…”
“Shhhht Don Deity… …let me handle this…”
“Umh… …dear shaman… might it be possible that we just bring the trebuchets here, without you telling anybody about the details how you are going to do the transformation?”
“Well… …off course, but I must charge you then 155 gold per transformation… …and there won’t be any discount for numbers, because that only would result in minor cannons…”
“Sounds good, deal…”
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Not much later, heaps of trebuchets were pulled into the forest behind London, direction magic groove, and not much later, the first cannons started to reappear out of the forest. Although being a great thing overall, one of the negative effects of this development was the fact that the English research came to a complete halt, because of some annoying money issues. But Don Deity’s orders had been very strict in that regard: Direct all available funds towards the shaman until all trebuchets are upgraded, only then start to pay the scientists again.
At least, Steel could be traded with Ash for Corporations, which helped to bring up the English research some more. Backed by the fact, that nice cottages were growing all over England, the prospect for a solid economical growth weren’t that bad after all (but never the less, Free Market would really, really help...).
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Then, in March 950 AD, the latest news from the front arrived in London:
The English reinforcement really had managed to take Tolosa all by themselves, even without any losses. And, only two days later, a Celtic ambassador waited in Don Deity’s palace and offered a full capitulation in Bren’s name…
Although only 3 Celtic cities had been captured so far, and one of the main objectives of that war, capturing Bren’s capital, wasn’t met Don Deity accepted the Celtic capitulation immediately, for obvious reasons… …Alex was showing a massive presence of troops near Tolosa, and it was quite obvious, that he had planned to jump into the Celtic-English war with altogether about 35 battalions near… …and since he still stated that Bren was his best friend and due to the fact, that he lately complained more and more about Don Deity and the, at least in his opinion, somehow perverted English concept of spreading Pacifism all over France, it was quite obvious, which side it would have been…
But vassalizing Bren had another pleasant side-effect… …Bismarck, who refused to talk with Don Deity now since almost 500 years finally accepted the gift of Education and the state of war between Germany and England ended officially (not that there had ever been any hostile action between these two countries, but hey, the concept of love, peace and harmony simply goes better along the lines of Don Deity’s dream of pacifism).
The first meeting of English and Celtic scientists also revealed, that Bren almost had mastered the secret art of Rifling (only three turns missing) and the English scientist eagerly agreed to trade all their knowledge for Replaceable Parts and a No Trade agreement with Greece… …only to find out some time later, that Bren wasn’t willing to trade any more with England after the trade for Replaceable Parts was done, using the stupid explanation of “The Celtic people fear that the English people might become too advanced…”.
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Don Deity’s palace in London:
“This is incredible mayor… …they are our vassals… …which means we are their masters… …and they still refuse to trade their technologies with us…”
“I agree Don Deity… …this is REALLY weird, but believe me, things WILL get worse in the future (of civilisation IV)… …if I only think of colonies, it makes me wanna puke…”
“Colonies? What the hell is that?
“Forget about it… …doesn’t matter here… …so what are you going to do about the stupid tech-trading issue?”
“I have no idea… …I can make Bren jump up and down on one leg, with one hand stretched out and the other one on his head, while barking like a dog, but still the *?$& Celtic scum refuses to trade their technologies with us…”
“I don’t believe you…”
“Look there… (Opens door behind him)”
“Go away… …bark… …this is already embarrassing enough… …bark… …without anybody watching… ..bark…”
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As you can see, the power chart was also undergoing some MAJOR changes:
- Alex was still building up troops like mad
- Cyrus was now the new superpower, after upgrading his army to rifles
- Bren has recovered in power and was now again about 20% stronger then Don Deity
- Once Bismarck and Little Kublai would upgrade to rifles, thinks would get really messy
The power chart only revealed the already known facts… … with Alex producing mainly troops, Don Deity simply wasn’t able to keep up, although his power was also rising steadily… …the only good thing was, that thanks to the increasing English economy, rifling was scheduled to be researched within the next 4 month (=4 turns) and England was already preparing for major drafting activities in all cities
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After the Celtic capitulation, Camduwu and Durnovaria now REALLY suffered under the massive Greek culture pressure, and General Supersnaat spontaneously decided, to leave these cities only lightly defended and to station the host of the English army in a save distance from the Greek border:
This picture also showed that more Greek troops were already approaching the English border near Durnovaria, this time 4 battalions of cavalry and 2 battalions of trebuchets...
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And finally an overview over the might and juicy Greek belongings:
Thanks to the Hindu scouting monks, Don Deity and General Supesnaat had a quite sound knowledge of the Greek military situation and therefore knew that Greece had in average 6 battalions of rifles, 1 battalion of cavalry, 1 battalion of grenadiers and two trebuchets or catapults stationed in every city in addition to the stacks near the English border and another two bigger stacks of about 10 units each (rifles, grenadiers, cavalry and trebuchets) running around. And the English secret service suspected about another 10-15 battalions more hidden somewhere from English view.
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Another very destabilizing fact was that, although Bren had accepted to become Don Deity’s vassal, he would be able to break free anytime he wanted to, because the Celtic provinces contained still over 55 % of the overall population in the United States of England… …and with his power now again being about 20% higher then Don Deity’s, it was quite obvious that Bren would break vassalage immediately, if Don Deity would only show the slights weakness against Alex… …which would mean defending Campupu and Durnovaria by all means, an almost impossible task…
And with the greatly rising border-tensions between England and Greece, and the diplomatic relations cooling down more and more (Don Deity had managed to gather altogether 7 negative modifiers already towards Greece thanks to their pacifistic foreign policy) it was only a matter of a few month (turns) until the war would start… …and this time, it would be an uphill battle for Don Deity, facing superior numbers AND technology…
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There was only one thing Don Deity knew for sure, and that was that he needed a drink right now… …and so he headed towards the bar, somewhere strange, hoping to meet some friends and advisors there to hear their opinion and to get some help…
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IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you want to play along or ahead feel free to pick any save you like. Only thing you REALLY should do is to use spoiler tags for anything AHEAD of the actual story.
The saves for this game can be found
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YOU WILL NEED THE WARLORDS 2.13 PATCH TO OPEN THE LAST SAVES
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See you Soon
Snaaty