Donsig- Business as usual, prepare Declaration of War with D'Nuts

[Provolution]

I just wanted to remind you we need the Declaration of War out within the next 10-16 hours. I also want that picture sent to Team Doughhnut I linked in the Comm thread.

 

[Provolution]

Besides, you are warranted the right to snide remarks on rulesets and Code of Laws.

 

[donsig]

The People of Iron hereby officially acknowledge (and rejoice in the fact) that a state of WAR exists between themselves and the People of Iroq. We are brave warriors who came in peace but we were apalled by what we saw. Poor Iroqi women toiling in the mines while the Iroqi men sat around drawing weird shapes in the sand and pretending these shapes were sounds, even while their children live in dwellings made of straw and sticks. Once the Iroqi women saw us we were irresistable to them and they begged to be allowed to come to Iron where they could live in strong houses made of bricks. The men of Iron in Xerxes' war party took pity on the good looking Iroqi women and took them to their bosoms. The not so good looking Iroqi women were made to write down this message and were sent back with it to the men of Iroq. We have but three things to say to the men of Iroq:

1) You should treat your women better.

2) You should not accuse others of breaking rules until you have a code of laws.

3) We are willing to hear what you are willing to offer us to end this war as long as you grovel sufficiently.

Surrender now and pay us a fitting tribute or prepare to be absorbed into the Iron empire.

appropriate signatures go here

feedback please

 

[Provolution]

hahaha, excellent job Donsig, just one typo in the first line "themsleves" should be "themselves", and "hearby" is "hereby".

Irresistible women is another typo.

 

[donsig]

So what about the picture? Is it the one of the ugly dog? We need something about that in here.

 

[Provolution]

Yes, it is the ugly dog. It won the contest as the ugliest dog on Earth out of 100 000 dogs in a Californian global dog fair, the owner won a prize for that too. It is a 8 year old dog with liver problems. We can name the dog different things, but title it the "Ironic Statesgift of the Iroqi National Animal, the Homer Dog" or something. Come with your own ideas please The sight of this dog is meant to traumatize them and reduce their rational planning, so consider it as a PsyOps operation under the guise of formal Declaration of War related state sponsored gift.

 

[Provolution]

titles must be for signatures

Grand Vezeer donsig and Shahanshah Provolution

 

[Provolution]

ok, I need to post your thing, I do it in both our names, adding in the dog.

 

[greekguy]

donsig: Great Job!! I can't wait to see their reaction.

 

[Theoden]

Donsig: I like your diplomatic messages

What about mentioning that we give them this ugly dog because we feel it describes our relationship with them well?

 

[Strider]

Have the nuts played the save yet?

 

[Provolution]

Haha, they are probably paralyzed in shock and awe. No, they have not played the save yet. And very soon we will send down a ministack of 3 immortals, 2 spearmen and a catapult. All veterans of course.

 

[donsig]

ok, I need to post your thing, I do it in both our names, adding in the dog.

OK. Sorry I was away most of the day. Glad you all liked the Declaration of War.

Can't wait to hear their response...