Dracula...for governor?

[amadeus]

http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/

That's right, he's running for governor in Minnesota. He declared God his "mortal enemy," claims that he drinks blood, and supports instating the death penalty...by impalement.

He's running under the "VWP Party," the party of "Vampyres, Witches and Pagans."

He also does photoshoots.

The question is: could he be any worse than Jesse Ventura?

 

[Comraddict]

rmshape's buddy

 

[Hitro]

Clearly better than Merkel.

 

[bhsup]

There is no way in Hell, pardon the pun, that a Satan worshipper will ever become the Governor of any State in the Union, much less President of the USA.

 

[Warman17]

I guess....81 votes.

 

[Perfection]

The question is: could he be any worse than Jesse Ventura?

Now, that is a good question!

I would say if he impaled more than 100 innocents, than yes.

Otherwise, no.

 

[sanabas]

Was Jesse Ventura that bad? Why? (serious question, I have no idea)

 

[Dr. Yoshi]

He has awful taste in web design, that's for sure. Really I could care less if the person was Satanist or any other religion just so long as they did a competent job. Most of the politicians in office worship the dollars that lobbyists throw at them anyway.

 

[Der Sensenmann]

I smell a Masquerade breach

 

[Perfection]

Was Jesse Ventura that bad? Why? (serious question, I have no idea)

He basicly was a total jerk to everyone to the point that anything he touched turned to crap.

 

[Narz]

During my time as Governor, drug dealers and users will live in fear. I
will introduce extremely harsh punishment for those who not only use
illegal drugs, I will fight to make dealers serve life in prison, or better
yet, Impalement.

What a maroon!

 

[sanabas]

He basicly was a total jerk to everyone to the point that anything he touched turned to crap.

While it's succint, that doesn't actually convey any more info to me than the last post did.

 

[amadeus]

I guess....81 votes.

From what I heard on KSTP, he did pay the required $300 to get on the ballot.

 

[Babbler]

Any Terrorist who is caught in Minnesota while I am Governor, will find
out what the true meaning of my nickname 'The Impaler' means.
Right in front of our State Capital. Then Fed’s can take the terrorist’s
body from the impaling stake. If the US Department of Justice (DOJ)
wants to charge me with brutally murdering a terrorist, they may do so.
I do not see an American Jury convicting me.

I have read somewhere that he is a former Republican, which would explain a lot.

However, he cannot be as bad as the weirdos out in California, or the petty criminals in BC.

 

[Perfection]

While it's succint, that doesn't actually convey any more info to me than the last post did.

Let's see, he screwed up the education system with large budget cuts (depsite his vow to improve it), he completly messed up the budget, creating a huge deficiet, there was countless terrible media scandels because he insulted just about everyone. He's one of those guys who looks good on paper (and I actually share a lot of opinions with) but when put in power just goes whacko.

 

[bhsup]

If memory serves, didn't he somehow manage to insult the city of St. Paul with some reference to drunken Irishmen or something like that?

 

[Perfection]

If memory serves, didn't he somehow manage to insult the city of St. Paul with some reference to drunken Irishmen or something like that?

The famous Letterman incident. He basicly said that because St. Paul was founded by Drunken Irishmen all the streets are mesed up (which is true though, it sucks driving in St. Paul)

 

[Red Stranger]

He looks like a wuss. At least Jesse Ventura acts like he has balls.

 

[The Condor]

Wait... I thought Bela Lugosi was dead!?! Does this mean he has risen from the grave! Maybe I can get an autograph while he hungers for brains ! Oops, oh wait it is just some freak wasting votes that could could mean the life or death of some real parties and choices for governor that wants his fifteen minutes of fame and has gotten it by running for governor and being backed by his newly founded Satanist party. However, in his defense who doesn't think it'd be cool to have a vampire as a governor!

 

[ainwood]

We've already got a vampire leader.

See....