Ultima Dragoon
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Does he have a romanian accent? If not, he can't be a vampire. 
Dracula...for governor?
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Reno
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Ultima Dragoon said:Does he have a romanian accent? If not, he can't be a vampire.
Actually Vampires are from Transylvania, which is a Hungarian language area.
The Condor
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@Ultima: You are right I totally forgot
. No one can be a true vampire unless they have the full Romanian accent (and are named Bela Lugosi).
@ainwood:
Wow, I didn't know there was a vampire leader out there in the world already and you got a pic to boot! I guess I still got quite a few things to learn in this immense world of ours....
. No one can be a true vampire unless they have the full Romanian accent (and are named Bela Lugosi).@ainwood:
Wow, I didn't know there was a vampire leader out there in the world already and you got a pic to boot! I guess I still got quite a few things to learn in this immense world of ours....
Ultima Dragoon
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Reno said:
There's a kid at my school who's hungarian.... I will investigate when i'm back at school
The Condor said:@Ultima: You are right I totally forgot
He still needs to say "I vant to drink your blood! Bla! Bla!" too. A lot.
Till
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Last time i checked it was "vampire" and "magical". Also he appears to be male (even though we can't know for certain, as he has the decency to cover himself with an old carpet) How can he be a witch?Website said:
silver 2039
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This is an insult to the REAL Dracula, Vald Tepes everyone knows he's still in his castle plotting atrocities against the Turks.
I demand this imposter be impaled through his rectum, castrated and force fed his testicles until he suffocates on them. And then the REAL Vald Tepes will eat bread soaked in his blood.
I demand this imposter be impaled through his rectum, castrated and force fed his testicles until he suffocates on them. And then the REAL Vald Tepes will eat bread soaked in his blood.
Abaddon
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well id vote him in...
nonconformist
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This nutcase says one of his policies in impaling Bush for warcrimes!
Shaihulud
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He is a patriot as well as a religious nut.. I can't see why he shouldn't be voted as the governor!
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Dracula wouldnt be caught dead in Minnesota.
Yuri2356
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Witches can be Male or Female, it's just that Female witches are seen more often in popular culture. As to the mispelled words, that's just some tacky PC thing they do to try to make themselved unique. Like how extreme feminists use words like "Humyn" and "Womyn", because anything which contains the letter m, followed by a and n is clearly the work of the evil opressive chauvanists and not just a simple part of the languge. Subcultures can be strange that way.Till said:
ComradeDavo
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We should test his claims of vampireship by having him give a speech at noon.
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VRWCAgent said:
Spoken like a man who has no experience with Minnesotan elections.
Perfection
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I dunno, Jesse Ventura called organised religion a sham, and we voted him in.Elrohir said:
Billy Rubin
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Shaihulud said:
Yeah - but maybe he should change the franchise - jesus just sells better - if he'd do that, he'd allready have qualified himself as president...
Why not? Sometimes it seems as if Minnesota votes in the joke candidate on a dare.Elrohir said:
amadeus
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Never underestimate the power of Minnesota's drunken college students.The Yankee said:
Drewcifer
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While he would probably have a better chance if he ran for mayor of Circle Pines never over-estimate the electorate of Minnesota.Elrohir said:
On a side note I think I may have interviewed this guy for a cook postition last summer. And I'm not joking.
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