NaZ
Warrior Monk of the Arun
It should be a Polish joke, though it was funny!
Dumb Blonde joke
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onejayhawk
Afflicted with reason
It works better as an Aggie joke. That way they can all be (American) football players.
J
PS An Aggie is a student in the agricultural school.
Dark Archer
Chieftain
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Ok theres a blond driving down the road and she sees a blond in a row boat in the middle of a corn field. She pulls over and yells out to the blond in the corn field and says "It's blonds like you that give blonds like me a bad name. You know if I could swim I'd go out and get you."
Dark Archer
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Ok Theres a blond a burnette and a red head stuck on aisland 20 miles from civilazation. The burnette goes I can make it I'm strong. So she swim 10 miles and drowns. The Red head goes well I'm stronger. She swims 15 miles and drowns. The blond goes well I'll try she swims 19 miles gets tired and comes back.
aneeshm
Deity
Are you blonde , Superevie ?
Superevie
Latina Goddess™
Nope. I have dark brown hair, but my avatar makes it seem otherwise.
I have two pictures of myself in OT (Thread: Member Photo's V) if you're interested in its color. I'm too lazy to dredge up the pics now. Good dumb blonde joke:
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly--from the sky--a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole.
Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The Blond, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more. "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice replied, "No, this is the Manager of the Ice Rink!"
Superevie
Latina Goddess™
I've actually thought about doing that for awhile.
aneeshm
Deity
Just to clarify , that question was not motivated by any of your posts , lest you think otherwise .
NewWaver
Special Agent
A moderately dirty one, but I'll risk it. 
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A blonde goes into a post office to send a letter and a gift to her mother overseas. The man behind the counter says, "That'll be $5 please". The blonde then says, "Oh, bugger - I haven't got enough money on me
. But I'd do anything to contact my mother."
The man says, "Anything? Alright then. Come around the back entrance..." She does so. "OK, now undo my zipper". The blonde does as the man says. "Alright, now take it out". Again... "OK, go ahead".
The blonde says, "Hello, mum?"
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A blonde goes into a post office to send a letter and a gift to her mother overseas. The man behind the counter says, "That'll be $5 please". The blonde then says, "Oh, bugger - I haven't got enough money on me
. But I'd do anything to contact my mother."The man says, "Anything? Alright then. Come around the back entrance..." She does so. "OK, now undo my zipper". The blonde does as the man says. "Alright, now take it out". Again... "OK, go ahead".
The blonde says, "Hello, mum?"
CIVPhilzilla
Reagan Republican
some of these are pretty good
Goober
Turning Right ...
Yes, there are actually some non-dirty ones in there, fairly rare for dumb blond jokes.
