cubsfan6506
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Alright these have to be people that you know personally.
Dumb Quotes
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SS-18 ICBM
Oscillator
"Communism needs democracy like the human body needs oxygen."
–Leon Trotsky
–Leon Trotsky
LAnkou
Breizh A Tao
"Error is Human, that's why there is rubber at the other end of the Pencil"
Julian Delphiki
Anton's key
You know Trotsky
?
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
"I think the universe will end when the Sun explodes."
- Girl in my old Science class
- Girl in my old Science class
warpus
Sommerswerd asked me to change this
Hey, maybe he was right. I mean, none of the communist systems tried so far were democratic, and they all failed.
oneperson
Crazy in a box!
Teacher: Pick any number from 1 - 5
Girl In My Class: Ooh! Ooh! Seven.
Note that she was dead serious.
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Same Girl in My Class (After watching a play about WWII): Did the Nazi's bomb Israel during World War II?
Me: Uhh, Israel didn't exist during World War II.
Girl: (Suprised Gasp) It was under water?
I'd say she's a few ears extra of a Van Gogh.
Girl In My Class: Ooh! Ooh! Seven.
Note that she was dead serious.
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Same Girl in My Class (After watching a play about WWII): Did the Nazi's bomb Israel during World War II?
Me: Uhh, Israel didn't exist during World War II.
Girl: (Suprised Gasp) It was under water?
I'd say she's a few ears extra of a Van Gogh.
EconomistBR
King
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EconomistBR
King
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carmen510
Deity
"America is a democracy, but that can change..."
-Dan Quayle, former US Vice President to George Senior.
-Dan Quayle, former US Vice President to George Senior.
Jawz II
Oh Dear
I swear to god this is absolutely true:
Me and a girl are watching Mtv (its her place) and that Ska8er b0i video comes on. She watches it, listens to the lyrics, scratches her head. Then she turns to me and says:
Oh my god! I got it! what she really means is that the skater boy is her current boyfriend! I cracked the code!
Me and a girl are watching Mtv (its her place) and that Ska8er b0i video comes on. She watches it, listens to the lyrics, scratches her head. Then she turns to me and says:
Oh my god! I got it! what she really means is that the skater boy is her current boyfriend! I cracked the code!
What's so dumb about that? He wasn't saying he wanted it to change, but it is a fact that it could change . . .
oneperson
Crazy in a box!
Carmen - I think the quote actually went something like:
"America is currently on an irreversible trend towards freedom and democracy... But that could change..."
"America is currently on an irreversible trend towards freedom and democracy... But that could change..."
stuge
Emperor
"I think that Swedes were taken as slaves to England in the sixteenth century."
History class. And yes, she was a blonde.
History class. And yes, she was a blonde.
EconomistBR
King
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Someone on the LOTRO forums (there are 11 servers with exactly the same world, but the characters are spread about them to prevent overloading):
"Having not played on any other server, I find Landroval to be better than all the others."
"Having not played on any other server, I find Landroval to be better than all the others."
West 36
Can count up to 4
More sad than anything..
On the other end of the spectrum, a classic:
"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do." - Ronald Reagan
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
From the Desk of Dan Quayle:
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future."
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make."
"The future will be better tomorrow."
"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward."
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe."
"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
"Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year."
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
"Public speaking is very easy."
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future."
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make."
"The future will be better tomorrow."
"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward."
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe."
"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
"Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year."
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
"Public speaking is very easy."
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
Stormrage
Ever Present Taskmaster
Jesus Christ people, he says it clearly in the opening post that the quotes have to come from people you actually know (not "know of")!
There are some great ones, even the ones that do not belong here, tho
There are some great ones, even the ones that do not belong here, tho
