Dumbest Things you ever did Thread

[B-29 Bomber]

I'll start off: I had this sunburn on my upper chest. It of course hurt. So I went and got a wet paper towel and put that on my chest and it helped a bit but still didn't completely cure it. Then my mother got me some of that aloha lotion(what ever it's called, it's a green gel). It helped alot but it didn't do quite right. So I then got an idea! "Hey, both the wet paper towel and the lotion helped a lot individually, maybe if I combined them it it would work even better!" Well it did.............. at first. Then a few hours later it had dried. It was stuck on... I went down to the bathroom stared straight into the mirror and PULLED! !

It ripped off two layers of skin!!!!!

 

[_random_]

A few minutes ago, I played a wild card in UNO and selected the color in play.

 

[B-29 Bomber]

A few minutes ago, I played a wild card in UNO and selected the color in play.

That sucks.

 

[Skwink]

I'll start off: I had this sunburn on my upper chest. It of course hurt. So I went and got a wet paper towel and put that on my chest and it helped a bit but still didn't completely cure it. Then my mother got me some of that aloha lotion(what ever it's called, it's a green gel). It helped alot but it didn't do quite right. So I then got an idea! "Hey, both the wet paper towel and the lotion helped a lot individually, maybe if I combined them it it would work even better!" Well it did.............. at first. Then a few hours later it had dried. It was stuck on... I went down to the bathroom stared straight into the mirror and PULLED! !

It ripped off two layers of skin!!!!!

How'd the sunburn turn out?

 

[reddishrecue]

Ouch. That seems painful.

 

[jtb1127]

That sounds quite painful. And I can tell by all the smileys that it was.

 

[aronnax]

I bit my lip eating fruitella sweets last Sunday. Tore myself a new ulcer

 

[B-29 Bomber]

How'd the sunburn turn out?

This was a year ago and it eventually healed up nicely, but darn if it didn't hurt...

 

[B-29 Bomber]

I bit my lip eating fruitella sweets last Sunday. Tore myself a new ulcer

Dude that sucks... Now whose to bet that Singapore now has a law banning fruit because 'Fruit' is in fruitella...

 

[SuperJay]

Decided to run down a hill at night on Halloween for no other reason than silliness. Fell forward as I crossed the curb (aka kerb) into the street, decided to try the 'tuck & roll,' and the impact of my shoulder into pavement tore the ligaments connecting my collarbone to the rest of my shoulder - technically referred to as a Grade III AC joint separation.

Ligaments don't heal.

 

[Perfection]

I once accidentally called a stalactite a stalagmite. I quickly corrected myself, but the shame lives on.

 

[Truthy]

I once accidentally called a stalactite a stalagmite. I quickly corrected myself, but the shame lives on.

Shameful

 

[cardgame]

Called a waitress waiter.

I wasn't even confused, I knew she was a girl... I don't even

 

[aronnax]

Dude that sucks... Now whose to bet that Singapore now has a law banning fruit because 'Fruit' is in fruitella...

Huh? I dont get it

 

[Skwink]

I was riding my bike down a long hill, and tried to turn at the end of it and hit the curb of the other street. I flew off that bike and was all cut up. My friend then went down the hill, but just went straight. I started yelling "DANIEL!!", but he just went down a couple blocks. He thought I was resting on the ground.

 

[B-29 Bomber]

I once accidentally called a stalactite a stalagmite. I quickly corrected myself, but the shame lives on.

Your dead to me...

 

[B-29 Bomber]

Huh? I dont get it

Your sig, dude. I was making an obscure reference about how Singapore likes o ban things like chewing gum...

 

[W|M]

Your dead to me...

Why are you talking to a corpse you madman?

 

[aronnax]

Your sig, dude. I was making an obscure reference about how Singapore likes o ban things like chewing gum...

I don't hate Singapore cause they banned chewing gum.

And there was an excellent reason to why they banned it to. They don't ban foodstuff because people get ulcers, they banned it cause idiotic teenagers would stick gum on the doors of MRT train stations which would stretch open the gum. Plus they littered the pavements.

 

[Skwink]

I like chewing gum.