EltNESIII: Some Assembly Required

From: Avranti
To: Tanresios


How about instead you give us 1,000 gold and your finest eunuch boys for the lands you have taken from us, and we withdraw our army and rescind claim to them. Our killing was not indistriminate; we merely targeted everyone who has not sworn their lives to the Great Snake Mother.
From: Tanresios
To: Avranti

Given that we have taken no lands from you, it is quite obvious that you are in the wrong in this discussion. You won't have to rescind any claim to those lands we occupied before your barbarous attack, as you have never had any. It is quite obvious to any logical mind that it is Tanresios that owns those lands, given that you weren't interested in them until you decided to attack us.

Our religion doesn't allow for boys to be emasculated, as it would be an insult to our ancestors to forbid a boy from perpetuating his lineage, so, even if we were willing to pay you for our lands, we wouldn't give you any of our children.

We certainly are above you in that regard, for we do not kill people based only in their beliefs. In fact, as you may have noticed before you killed hundreds of people without any actual reason beyond your apparent mouth-frothing fanatism, those who worshipped this Great Snake Mother of yours were not discriminated against by those that worship their ancestors, and in fact were well regarded as members of society, even if on private people would think they were following a strange religion. So do not attempt to place yourself in a higher moral standing.

Again, we ask you that you don't force us to attack you and leave the lands our people settled and lived in for more than a century. You can be assured that you WILL NOT like the consequences of disregarding this piece of advice.

From: Kingdom of the Barbers
To: Tanresios


Are you proposing something more permanent between our countries? Surely, you have no love for our "despotic" rule over our people?
From: Tanresios
To: Kingdom of the Barbers

Sure, there are a few things that could be improved in your government system, but you have already given a step forward in allowing your subjects freedom of religion. If the people of the Kingdom want to have you and your descendants as your king, then we shouldn't have any problem with it.
 
All for naught.

She had fled the burning of Granae, watched the Warlord die at the hands of the Norse as they retreated, an arrow through the chest.

She had heard tales of Thoroce dying at sea, of all the rafts cast asunder.

She had not been lowborn, hardly, she came from a long line of Warlords.

All for naught.

Her ancestors had been obsessed with the conquest of Estonia, the navel of the world they had claimed, the future breadbasket of the horde.

All for naught.

There had been no election, there were no generals to decide, they had fled to the countryside and declared themselves sovereign.

She smiles at this, all for naught.

She had taken control of the remains of the army as soon as they left the burned husk of their home, she had brought one of the most cherished icons of her clan with them.

Gruth was a bear, a huge bear, submissive to her but a terror to others, her companion who she had been raised with, it was as much Gruth’s authority as her own skill with a bow that won back some of that shattered allegiance.

Enough for her.

“Prepare a quarry,” she tells the women of Granae, overlooking a craggy hillside built of black stone.

The women grumble, they know who will work the quarry and they are none too pleased, but the Warlord smiles at them, “I only need you to prepare it,” she tells them.

“Rebels will work the quarries, and you, proud women of the Wovvolk, will oversee them,” she smiles and gestures at Gruth, “With the proud bearfolk of the Wovvolk.”

Land of the Eight Warlords, she had heard people call it that now, although they whisper. She can remember a time, a time long ago when the words were also whispered, another phrase, only hinted at with a subversive conspiracy whose brightness only exaggerates more the darkness of the new whispers. The Wovvolken Empire.

All for naught, those whispers had been banished altogether in the Land of the Eight Warlords. Their treachery did not betray only her, as though she would ever have even been Warlord under normal circumstances. She much preferred the bears, and would have devoted her life to training them if it were hers to decide. All for naught, but the Warlords had accomplished this on such a grander scale than simply her own life. How many people should have lived better lives, should have fulfilled their dreams, but would now never know peace?

All for naught, in the Land of the Eight Warlords, they build their armies and conspire against each other and against her. They train their soldiers even after their priests were called back to Granae on a holy journey to rebuild the city anew. These same priests now join the women, chopping down lumber to build ramps and carts. Bronzesmiths forge chains, place barbs in whips.

She smiles as she helps the priests and the women construct the final resting place for this rebellion. Seven other warlords plot menacingly, far away.

All for naught.
 
The Coming of the Bazarr

As Zanari's militant mayors are soothed and their supported rebellions crushed, the only reason the mayor of the time didn't revolt was simple. One, the Emperor has dealt with Priestly attempts the same way. Two, if he moved, then the formidable force of the Emperor will join with the Priests without restraint and they will be crushed. And three, the Emperor's fair policies gave him support of the countryside. While the priests see the same thing on their part, but they worry more of the Imperial support from the towns. Soon, all sides are too scared to push further, and within a generation the battles stopped.

Kettick's income once more flew into great projects. The Temple of Und was completed, first balancing the Mayorial rebellion. The Imperial Palace now loomed on the Tri-city plains, its gold-leaf roofs shining into the tallest windows of the Head Priest in Und and the Mayorial Palace in Zanari. For miles around this declaration of Imperial might was taken and rejoiced. Now ends the sectarian violence, for the third force as given itself power, and found it to be good.

As trade began to pick up again after the Age of Agitation, the Emperor decided to rebuild a new central plaza and market place for Zanari, and as a solid show of force will garrison it with his own force to replace the Zanari Militia. As the old symbol of City riches is torn down, all sides are now happy with what they have. The Mayors are content with their power to handle their own cities as they wish, paying a light tax to the Emperor. The Paladins enjoy their tithes, paid by the Emperor instead of the mayor, and backup forces held by the central hand of the Emperor instead of individual mayors. The Emperor is happy because power brings happiness... right?

Now the market place is rising. New forms of architecture are being tried and implemented. New forges concentrate talent as a mint is being formed to centralize currency. Alongside a Union of Traders is a temple: no longer is money and God fighting. With the building of the Bazaar, unity is confirmed in Kettick.
 
He was not a prophet, although sometimes he had prophetic dreams.

As the high priest of the Thunder Gods he supposed it was only part and parcel with his choice of career. The city rose above a lake, he knew the lake although he had not seen the city before. It was black stone, mortared together, the walls rose twenty feet in the air all around it.

He could see vast tunnels beneath the city, carved by hand he knew, although he did not know how. Water flowed in and out from the lake into the center of the city.

Deep beneath the city a huge fire sent the water up, and as he floated through the corridors he saw these clouds as he knew the Thunder Gods must see them, the moist air lifted him up.

Into a huge, strongly built room where the water collected again.

From here he looked out upon the city again, there was a second wall inside the first and within this wall every building was made from the same black stone. He saw farmers offering their goods, he saw smiths forging weapons and strange contraptions.

Such as the strange, shiny metals that curved inward to carry this water out to fountains. He saw people washing there, drinking water as it came down, the shiny yellow metal glittering under the torrent. Then the water slid down back into the tunnels.

A black jewel of the North, a testament to a people, he saw forges and soldiers training, he saw a people who had emerged stronger from this bickering, a unified people. He saw a huge temple to the Thunder Gods where the roar of the worshippers in song rivaled the storm itself.

He saw the forges where axes were crafted for the army, he saw soldiers all in wolfskin cloaks, hardly warbands anymore, but a trained and disciplined force, all wielding long, pointed axes and bucklers.

When he awoke it was as though it were a nightmare and he spent the rest of the morning wondering who had crafted those monstrous tunnels.

-

She was not a prophet although sometimes she had prophetic dreams. She too saw the soldiers in their wolf hides. But she knew their name although she did not know how.

Stormtroopers.

But her morning does not have the time to spare for idle concerns about labor distribution, she has marched far to the East with two of her warbands, she has battle to plan.

Her apprentice was one of the strongest soldiers in the army, with the dark hair and wide features of the Stoneys. She thought him quite handsome in a backwater sort of way.

A strange specimen this far north. His family had lived along the border, and following the strangely civil campaigns in Eastern Stoney they had converted to the worship of the Thunder Gods and had been some of the leading proponents of her grandmothers ill reputed decision to complete the roads that the Stoneys had started.

The Stoney roads, the Warlord has personally killed men during conversations on the subject. Gruth had sat quietly to the side while she hammered at the poor fool with her sword, a whirl of the blonde hair that betrayed her ancestry. Her Grandmother’s finest stroke watched as the Warlord had defended the honor for the family’s greatest mistake.

Horclair’s family’s mistake as well, though, and she has often confronted him on the subject. His responses were encouraging, his loyalty to the army was unquestionable, where others had fled to set themselves up as princes Horclair had marched to the ruins of Granae and reported for duty alongside the priests.

Now his loud deep voice, she quite liked his voice, rings out across the battlefield.

“Soldiers of the Wovvolk, I have been empowered by the one true Warlord to offer you,” he spit the word, “mercy, for your treachery if you abandon the battlefield at once. Officers will only be granted mercy if they surrender in person, bearing the head of their false Warlord.”

Her ancestor, the Warlord Arturo had made this same march once long ago, in simpler times, and he had not offered mercy. Her axe still reminded her that Mercy is for the weak.

But then again, simpler times.

“Soldiers who are captured,” Horclair held up a bronze chain, “Will be branded as traitors and will quarry the stone to rebuild Granae for the remainder of their days.”

She could not tell if anyone on the other side of the field is laughing or fleeing, she does not care, she only pats Gruth on the head encouragingly and says, “Feeding time, Gruth.”

She thinks wistfully of her apprentice, his large arms and strangely curled hair as she nocks a pair of arrows fletched with owl feathers into place on her bow, holding them tight in place with practiced ease and looking finally downfield.

As Horclair arrives at the line he says, “The left flank lost the most people, we could probably turn their line if we hit them hard enough there.”

She pulls back the string and aims to her right, letting fly with both arrows at once. They float gracefully across the field and although only one hit a glancing shot on a soldier and the other missed altogether the sheer range of her arm had its own psychological impact.

“Then let’s ride them down, Gruth needs to eat and the quarries need slaves.”

The hammering of drums rings across the battlefield as the priests, all true Wovvolk and devoted to the one true Warlord, order a march on the enemy’s left flank.
 
“Heave”

The ropes creaked and the scaffolding shuddered as the weight of the enormous stone slowly rose from the flattened grass and made its accent to the place of honor.

“Heave Men the Spirits are with us today!” as one the strongest men the Island of Avalon inched the stone skyward.

The mallets began to ring against the stone sliding it slowly into position on top of the standing stones erected so much earlier. This most arduous of undertakings, was inching towards completion, the last of the cap stones produced light as it ground against its supports.

“Almost there Men, Steady as she goes!”

As the last blows perfected the positioning the ropes were cut, and fell away. Within minutes the lashings on the scaffolding were also being cut and it was quickly disassembled. Dozens of men came to help roll away the logs and soon the workers went forth into the city.

Where ever they went men clapped them on the back and praised their strength and devotion to the spirits. Women called out their names and bared their breast to them. They were offered mugs of deep brown ale thick and strong, crafted in the city of Avalon by the people who had made it their home. Thousands of families and homes, each bringing with them the unique knowledge of their individual clans, each working in perfect harmony with the spirits and each other. Artisans gathered to trade ideas and improve their techniques the city of Avalon was thriving.

Around the ring of the city, between the sacred stones and the wall the men made a progression. From all sides the cheers came, the excitement ran through the city like fire. Through each section once the distinctive homes of individual clans, through marriage and professional interest now merged. The iron workers sector of the city contained many different clans each home and shop, made of stone, and marked with their tartan living in harmony with their neighbors sharing their burdens. They pass through the section where many of the homes and structures were made of sun baked bricks of clay, the same clay which potters use for their art. Further along the main thoroughfare which ran along the whole ring of the city, they passed through the wooden homes of the healers whose structures resembled the ancient dwellings of the Druids to please the Spirits. They were toasted with rich ale and cheese in the homes of those who grow and sell shrubberies. In simple hide covered homes supported by four wooden poles and lines staked into the earth in a small section of the city, excitement preceded the parade over the completion of the monument.

When the men passed the collapsible dwellings of the missionaries they came forward and knelt praising the men for their dedication to the spirits and the people of Avalon.

“Heroes of Avalon” said one missionary “your names will echo through all time”

“Thank you, we must all do our part to bring honor to ourselves and to the spirits” one of the men responded.

“We shall do what humble men such as us can,” replied the missionary. “I intend to lead these men south to offer the protection of Avalon to all those in our land who are afraid of the wars in the south. And to further increase the glory of Avalon.”

The procession continued, into the area of the city where the unmatched skill of the tailors of Avalon produced their goods, homes made of stone like many in the city, where the banners of individual clans hung on each door, and the craftsmen worked together to improve their skills and their art. They also passed by the infinitely complex homes of the architects who had worked together to perfect many of the structures in the massive city. Though many people brewed their own beer many who had made it their life’s work to perfect the art had gathered and created a thriving brewing district where each beer is marked by the clan tartan and family name. The grains were grown in the circle of farms which ringed the wall of the city, where crops were grown to feed the ever growing population.

Finally the men entered a building made of stone; many of the structures in the city were made of stone cut from quarries known to different clans, again showing the strength of the united people of Avalon. The bar boasted a beautiful view of the ethereal plane and the completed monument, being on the inner edge of the huge green circle which retained its spectacular beauty magnified by the far side of the ring of the city, a mile off, another testament to the power of Avalon.

At sunset in the long shadows of the monument the entire population of Avalon was gathered in the plane as the Great Druid spoke to the people their hearts were moved by the power of his voice. As he finished the last rays of the sun sank below the horizon and the people began to sing praising the spirits the people of Avalon were as one.
 
The High Priest looked over the new slaves, the first slaves of the Wovvolk. The Warband did not seem altogether pleased to have been put on guard duty.

The bronze chains are very thick, crude even. The warbands whip the slaves and do not feed them well.

But the chains are effective enough.

Strength and pride must be sapped away from these men, that is of penultimate importance and the High Priest understands that. The women of Granae have their own whips and even have bears to keep them in line.

Many of the slaves are chained to trees, the ones who had made trouble for the warband on the journey. They are whipped three times a day and only given water poured ontop of their head.

It is not many slaves, or at least in his dreams the High Priest had seen much larger slave armies, but these would do for now. He pulls aside five of the men, captured officers prouder and stronger than the other slaves. Troublemakers.

With a small group from the warband the High priest brings them down to the shore of Lake Paijanne, where the soldiers hand each of the five slaves a shovel.

“What do you want of us?” one of them asks.

A whip from a soldier.

“Start digging,” the High Priest says, "What did you think the reward of insurrection was?"

He had found his hands.
 
HEAT

HAMMER

TONGS

“MORE WOOD FOR THE FIRE”

HEAT

HAMMER

FOLD

“MORE WOOD”

The huge man bellows, his heavily muscled arm striking the glowing iron over and over. As soon as it seemed he was satisfied with his work his booming voice would ring out again.

“HEAT”

“MORE WOOD”

His apprentices scurried to obey.

He would fold the super heated metal on itself to double it strength, and begin again.

HEAT

HAMMER

Over and over sparks flew as he struck with the huge black hammer.

“TONGS”

At long last he gripped the glowing iron with the tongs and with a rush plunged it into the barrel of water, to temper the blade.

Soon he drew it forth and held it up, black with soot, but how it would shine…

With his thick smiths glove he gripped the long hilt, holding it high in the air, his apprentices gasped. A mighty weapon, five feet of smooth iron harder and stronger than any before forged.

The Smith’s deep voice now quiet in awe as he spoke.

“It shall be called Ragnarök”

When it was polished and sharpened it would be the most magnificent weapon all the Isles.

And so they sat to work.
 
The Lyscovian Empire's orders have been sent. Glory to He Who Sits The Lyscovian Throne.
 
Nice stories, guys :)

Orders received from Wovvolk, Avalon and Lyscovian Empire. Due in 11 1/2 hours.
 
OK, sending orders.

Also, the Avranti should have 4 Upkeep, not 3.

STORY:

"We must not allow Corna to fall!" shouted Amial, one of the Councillors. Everybody else was looking at him with interest, as well as his opponent on the field, Carlo.

"What do you suggest we do? That we go and attack those people, and rain them with arrows?" Carlo asked.

"Well, if that is possible, of course! However, we must make sure that they actually realise how bad of an idea it was to attack us! The least of our blood that is dropped to the floor in the way there, the better!"

"Already too much blood has been shed. Why can't diplomacy do what war hasn't been able to do, just like with the people of Barbers?"

"The people of Barbers had a good leader, one who was willing to speak diplomatically with us. However, these Avranti are far more insidious and arrogant than the people of Barbers. We requested that they leave our lands, and not only did they attempt to make it look like it was us who invaded them and demanded that we send them gold, but they also had the gall to demand of us that we emasculate several of our children and send them to Avranti!"

Most councillors hissed in anger. That was probably one of the worst insults the leaders of the Avranti could have made against Tanresios. For a land, a population, a nation that worshipped their ancestors and lineages, preventing someone from spreading their line was the biggest punishment, with death being the highest one and sterilizing them the next one in order of importance. To ask Tanresios to not only do that without due cause, but to do it to children who had yet to have the chance to have descendants, it was to ask for war against Tanresios.

"This is WAR!" one of the other Councillors shouted, followed immediately by most everyone else. It was pure chaos, with nearly 95 percent of the Councillors joining Amial and the others in calling for war against the arrogant Avranti. Only Carlo and his most loyal supporters attempted to shut the others down, and it was mostly in vain.

A thunderous GONG! sounded in the room, doing what Carlo hadn't been able to do.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we have to vote on this matter, and we won't be able to do that if everyone is shouting," said Mikal, the Leader of the Council. "Who wants our nation to remain in peace and reach Avranti through messages in order to reach an agreement?"

Carlo and his four supporters rose. Everyone else hissed at them, and they were somewhat cowed by the fury that could be easily read in the others' faces.

"And now, who wishes for our glorious nation to go on war against Avranti until they are willing to surrende to us?"

"I DO!" shouted the rest of the Council, rising as one.

"Very well. We will send word for the Gran Caud to ready the army for the recovery of Corna, and the defeat of Avranti."

"FOR TANRESIOS!"
 
Did I send orders? Totally forgotten about this NES :/
 
Ahh, finally, the moment of truth. Yes, abaddon, you did forget. And no, you did not send them. I was hoping I would have another weekend to mull this over before making a decision, but I'm too busy at the moment to continue this NES for now. If people want to come back to it later, I'm okay with that, but if people want me to let it die I'll let that happen too.
 
Meh, for me the trade rules are too powerful. I have no reason to attack anyone because they are more valuable as trade partners than if I defeated them.
 
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