Hail, Phoenatic Citizens!
I am MrWhereItsAt, soon to be President of your neighbours and friends, the people of the grand civilization of Apolytonia (that is, unless the Banana beats me in the polls, as I run unopposed). I believe a number of you are familiar with UnOrthOdOx, my running mate (soon-to-be Vice President).
I call on you now as a friendly mission of introduction. I fear I am not up to date with the achievements of your ancient and mighty nation, but I will attempt to make Presidential visits to our embassy here from time to time.
The upcoming term will be full of challenge - several among the soon-to-be Ministers (including me) will be new to Government at this advanced level (I have been President, SMC and Vice President of the Civ2 game at Apolyton). Furthermore, the people are crying out for change in how we govern and run the Empire, and this will be a difficult and labour intensive process, to which end discussion about the formation of a new Constitutional Committee has commenced.
We are nearly prepared for a land redistribution dispute with France (top secret, I trust none shall leak such information to the French?

), using a large contingent of men-at-arms equipped with Iron weapons. It is believed this new material shall be our key to victory, as the Roman Empire, the only other nation seen to have used it, has enjoyed some dominance over its neighbours since the adoption of its use.
Elections shall run until the 16th of our month (currently it is the 13th in the Southern part - where I am from a small place named New Zealand

- the 12th in Northern lands, where the majority of our active citizens originate), upon which the final preparations for the mission to France shall be made.
I must leave you now, for I have much to do during this election. I hope to return and keep you posted after the election, whatever the outcome.
TTFN,
MrWIA.