kill fire
Enormous Midget
3849:sid meier has autograghed everything in your house.
3850:sid meier has autograghed your butt and forehead.
3850:sid meier has autograghed your butt and forehead.
even more clues you play civ3 too much...
- Thread starter choxorn
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3852: You wonder how there could have been Coal and Hospitals in the middle ages. After all, Coal requires Steam Power and Hospitals require sanitation. AI cheating? 
3853: You take a lot of time and effort to figure out who won each of the conquests.
3853: You take a lot of time and effort to figure out who won each of the conquests.
DragonBird
King
3854: You have a shrine in your mom's basement, and the holy relic is your first CivIII Box... with a few screenshots.
psweetman1590
Emperor
3857: You wonder why Russia didn't conquer the world in the 1800's. I mean they had the civver's two requirements for success: size and a kickass cavalry unit!
3858: You think that the only way you can die in jungle or flood plains is disease, and anything there (including poisonous insects and giant snakes) must be a disease.
3859: You think you cannot die except
a. In Battle,
b. By volcanic eruption,
c. By nuclear meltdown/explosion,
d. By disease, or
e. (only if you are a citizen) By starvation.
f. (only if you are a citizen) Pop rushing. (Thanks, Wario
)
g. (only if you are a citizen) Being turned into a worker/settler.
h. (only if you are a citizen) Your city being abandoned.
i. being caught and killed during a spy mission (Thanks, civverguy- see page 10)
j. (only before Astronomy was researched) the Galley you were on sinking at sea.
And that anything else can't kill someone.
3859: You think you cannot die except
a. In Battle,
b. By volcanic eruption,
c. By nuclear meltdown/explosion,
d. By disease, or
e. (only if you are a citizen) By starvation.
f. (only if you are a citizen) Pop rushing. (Thanks, Wario
)g. (only if you are a citizen) Being turned into a worker/settler.
h. (only if you are a citizen) Your city being abandoned.
i. being caught and killed during a spy mission (Thanks, civverguy- see page 10)
j. (only before Astronomy was researched) the Galley you were on sinking at sea.
And that anything else can't kill someone.
Wario Mario
Warlord
3860:You think you cannot die because you play the game on Diety.
3861:You declare yourself
of your town when you beat monarch.
3862:The game crashes on future tech 65235.
3863:But that can't happen because you got to 65235 AD first.
3864:Your computer crashes - so you sign a MA with CFC, Civ 3, Conquests, and your computer tech against it.
3865:You realise your computer crashed because you've yet to discover (the tech) computers.
f. (only if you are a citizen) Pop rushing.
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3861:You declare yourself
of your town when you beat monarch.3862:The game crashes on future tech 65235.
3863:But that can't happen because you got to 65235 AD first.
3864:Your computer crashes
- so you sign a MA with CFC, Civ 3, Conquests, and your computer tech against it. 3865:You realise your computer crashed because you've yet to discover (the tech) computers.
choxorn said:
f. (only if you are a citizen) Pop rushing.
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WacktheMedic
Chieftain
- Joined
- Jul 12, 2006
- Messages
- 46
3866: When saving up for your first car, you wonder if you can disband your parents car in order to afford it.
3867: When the US went to war with Iraq, you checked to see who we have MDP's with.
3867: When the US went to war with Iraq, you checked to see who we have MDP's with.
g. (only if you are a citizen) Being turned into a worker/settler.Wario Mario said:
h. (only if you are a citizen) Your city being abandoned.
Ill edit these in now.
EDIT:
3868: "Wait a minute. Iraq? They're not a civ! OKAY, WHO'S BEEN MESSING AROUND WITH THE ARABIANS AGAIN?????????"
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WacktheMedic
Chieftain
- Joined
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lmao. Nice.
Wario Mario
Warlord
3869: When you get your paycheck, you say you are getting cash-rushed.
3870: You bribe people in the street so they will vote for you in the U.N.
3871: You prediect the end of the world in 44 turns (years).
3872: You also hope your counrty wins the histographic victory.
3873: You try to mod your life.
3874: You throw your school/work into anarchy to change the princapal/boss.
3875: You make yourself a civ and people you hate the other civs in your mod.
3870: You bribe people in the street so they will vote for you in the U.N.
3871: You prediect the end of the world in 44 turns (years).
3872: You also hope your counrty wins the histographic victory.
3873: You try to mod your life.
3874: You throw your school/work into anarchy to change the princapal/boss.
3875: You make yourself a civ and people you hate the other civs in your mod.
LMAO!!
3876: You wonder how Budapest can be built on both sides of the Danube river. Cities can't be built on rivers!!!
3877: You don't know what 99% if the wildlife on Earth is.
3878: You wonder how there can be so many islands on Earth. Map Generators don't generate anywhere near that many islands.
3879: You also think any island that isn't at least 100 sq km doesnt exist.
3880: Because of its size, you think Vatican city doesn't exist, and neither does a whole host of other OCC countries.
3876: You wonder how Budapest can be built on both sides of the Danube river. Cities can't be built on rivers!!!
3877: You don't know what 99% if the wildlife on Earth is.
3878: You wonder how there can be so many islands on Earth. Map Generators don't generate anywhere near that many islands.
3879: You also think any island that isn't at least 100 sq km doesnt exist.
3880: Because of its size, you think Vatican city doesn't exist, and neither does a whole host of other OCC countries.
Wario Mario
Warlord
3882: You tell New York (in real life) to build settlers, because it's size 90.
3883: You think America should move it's capitol, because it needs to be in the middle.
3884: You also think L.A. is 95% corrupt.
3885: You live in america and you blame every angry person you see on "war weariness"
3886: You start saying that George W. Bush should raise the lux slider.
3887: You start blaming every bad thing on the RNG.
3883: You think America should move it's capitol, because it needs to be in the middle.
3884: You also think L.A. is 95% corrupt.
3885: You live in america and you blame every angry person you see on "war weariness"
3886: You start saying that George W. Bush should raise the lux slider.
3887: You start blaming every bad thing on the RNG.
3888: You wonder how Australia can have such low corruption seeming it is so large
http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0781359.html
http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0781359.html
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
3889 You had plastic surgery in order to look like Sid
3890: So you demand tribute per turn from them, hoping to make their maintenance costs too high so buildings will fall apart.
3891: Haiti is the most corrupt? But it's small! The most corrupt has to be the U.S.- Look how many cities they have (seriously, if you want to try, load up the huge earth map and try putting the cities where they actually are. It is the meaning of ICS!)!
3892: You know what the population is for every size city (1, 5, 189). (Trying to figure this out)
3893: It snowed 6 inches, and you're playing civ3 instead of playing in the snow like everyone else (guilty, but it only snowed, like, 1.5 inches at my house).
3894: You make a snowman out of civ3 disks, and make it look like Sid Meier.
3895: When the sun melts your snowSid, you send the sun an early Christmas Present: A finger (You know which one!). Then you play civ3, where the Sun's RNG curses you with 1,000 years of bad luck!
3896: Then your RNG counteracts it and gives you 1,000 years of good luck (I wish my RNG would do this, but it &*(*^()^&^ hates me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )!
3897: The result is that you have some good luck, some bad luck, and some really really weird luck! Like that spearman holding off a Tank, then losing to a conscipt Warrior...
3898: You have Clay models of every unit in the game.
3899: The Clay models fight each other, and the Clay RNG determines the outcome: The Swordsman, Archer, Tank, and Modern Armor are all that's left standing! *fight* wait, now it's the Modern Armor. Oh look! 2050 AD! Game Over!
3900: You have Sid Meier on the list of America's SGL's.
3892: You know what the population is for every size city (1, 5, 189). (Trying to figure this out)
3893: It snowed 6 inches, and you're playing civ3 instead of playing in the snow like everyone else (guilty, but it only snowed, like, 1.5 inches at my house
).3894: You make a snowman out of civ3 disks, and make it look like Sid Meier.
3895: When the sun melts your snowSid, you send the sun an early Christmas Present: A finger (You know which one!). Then you play civ3, where the Sun's RNG curses you with 1,000 years of bad luck!
3896: Then your RNG counteracts it and gives you 1,000 years of good luck (I wish my RNG would do this, but it &*(*^()^&^ hates me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
)!3897: The result is that you have some good luck, some bad luck, and some really really weird luck! Like that spearman holding off a Tank, then losing to a conscipt Warrior...
3898: You have Clay models of every unit in the game.
3899: The Clay models fight each other, and the Clay RNG determines the outcome: The Swordsman, Archer, Tank, and Modern Armor are all that's left standing! *fight* wait, now it's the Modern Armor. Oh look! 2050 AD! Game Over!
3900: You have Sid Meier on the list of America's SGL's.
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