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Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Sophie 378, Dec 22, 2006.

  1. Swedishguy

    Swedishguy Deity

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    229# You are worshipping Swedishguy as is proper.
     
  2. Swedishguy

    Swedishguy Deity

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    230# You resurrect this thread.
     
  3. Atlas14

    Atlas14 "Sophomoric Troll Master"

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    231. You have a dream involving Swedishguy, Ansar, Knubb last night, and some other fuzzy CFCers you cannot identify
     
  4. Mirc

    Mirc Not mIRC!!!

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    232. When you hear about the damage done by Chlorofluorocarbon to the ozone layer, you keep yelling that CFC is perfectly ecologic. ;)
     
  5. sirtommygunn

    sirtommygunn Emperor

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    233. you have a shortcut just to skip the home page of CFC so you can go straight to the forums
    234. CFC is your homepage
     
  6. Mirc

    Mirc Not mIRC!!!

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    ^ 234 was posted before.... :)
     
  7. carmen510

    carmen510 Deity

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    234. You bought a computer just for viewing CFC, and a separate one for all other needs.

    235. The only reason you installed a T1 line was to browse the forums more quickly.
     
  8. aronnax

    aronnax Let your spirit be free

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    236. All your friends are here

    237. You been on 50 Chat

    238. Because of Thelastone, your now a firm supporter of poland in the game
     
  9. Swedishguy

    Swedishguy Deity

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    239# You've gained a deep hatred for poles.
    240# You've gained a deep hatred for swedes.
     
  10. frob2900

    frob2900 Deity

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    241# You've read through all the 240 preceding one-liners, so your sure you're not repeating one that has already been said.
     
  11. The Ninja

    The Ninja Secretary of Defense

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    242: You read all of these points so many times that you can point out when someone has repeated one.

    The Ninja :ninja:
     
  12. salty mud

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    243: After leaving your PC on CFC, you plug uour ethernet cable up your ass just to browse in bed.
     
  13. Nuka-sama

    Nuka-sama See ya! It has been a fun decade!

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    244: Your Family knows whats going on in your NES

    245: Your cousin can recite the names of every nation in your Nes

    246: Your cousin thinks Lord Iggy is cool
     
  14. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    247) You've had so much penguin propaganda fed to you that you now think Lord_Iggy is cool. :p
     
  15. Swedishguy

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    248# You never go to work/school.
     
  16. salty mud

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    249: Guys like Swedishguy make that type of sig.
     
  17. Japanrocks12

    Japanrocks12 tired of being a man

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    250: you steal your friend's, mom's, dad's, sibling's, etc clothes whenever you make a new avatar.
     
  18. azzaman333

    azzaman333 meh

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    251: You still call My Account your User CP.

    252: It's 1am on a school/work night, yet you keep checking your User CP for any updates to your subscribed threads.

    253: At 3am you've just played a couple of hours of civ and you have to check your User CP and either respond or at least look at all new posts that have occurred in those threads whilst playing civ.
     
  19. Swedishguy

    Swedishguy Deity

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    254# Same as 253, but you don't play civ.
     
  20. Lord_Iggy

    Lord_Iggy Tsesk'ihe

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    Cool!

    Mwahahahahaaa!
     

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