You know you spend too much time on CFC when ...

[Swedishguy]

277# You don't really care about that stuff. You should spend more time on CFC!

 

[Catharsis]

278) You put a fake name in your custom user title and pretend it is your own, to hide the obvious fact that you aren't even Swedish at all and your whole CFC persona is a sham, being, as you are, a 38-year-old plumber from Ljubljana. With one eye. And seventeen cats.

 

[Weird_bug]

279) Ljubljana is real to you, because it was mentioned on CFC.

 

[WerBackIII]

280) Your god is Thunderfall, and your official address is CFC!

 

[Swedishguy]

281# Thunderfall? Pfft. He's just a false god, dedicated to evil!!! The real god is Knubb.