Xanikk999
History junkie
4001: You wonder why the U.S, a democracy hasnt descended into anarchy because of war weariness from the iraq war. Or at least have a few rioting cities. 
even more clues you play civ3 too much...
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psweetman1590
Emperor
4002: You then realize that the government spending huge amounts on luxeries is the only way jerks who play sports can make more in one year than I'll make in a lifetime.
Wario Mario
Warlord
4005: You Self-research all techs and win by space race. On Sid. 
4006: You wonder where "corruption" goes...
4007: Your neighbor cash-rushes the PS3 improvement, causing clue 3728 to happen (in reverse)
4008: So you cash-rush the Wii and the Xbox 360 improvements, and your kids flip back, along with the neighbor's dog and spouse.
4009: Your neighbor counters by cash-rushing the PC small wonder, with the civ I, civ II, civ III, and civ IV improvements.
4010: Your neighbor then wins by civ race.
EDIT: 4011: You edit your post's numbers thanks to getting preposted.
EDIT: 4012: You realise your neighbor cheated, you can't rush a wonder!
4006: You wonder where "corruption" goes...
4007: Your neighbor cash-rushes the PS3 improvement, causing clue 3728 to happen (in reverse)
4008: So you cash-rush the Wii and the Xbox 360 improvements, and your kids flip back, along with the neighbor's dog and spouse.
4009: Your neighbor counters by cash-rushing the PC small wonder, with the civ I, civ II, civ III, and civ IV improvements.
4010: Your neighbor then wins by civ race.
EDIT: 4011: You edit your post's numbers thanks to getting preposted.
EDIT: 4012: You realise your neighbor cheated, you can't rush a wonder!
4012: You have enough cash to buy a PS3, Xbox 360 and wii and still be able to play civ 3 all day.
4013: To prevent your neighbor from winning with cheats, you decide to cheat and launch an ICBM at his house, destroying his house and the wonders. Unfortunately, the Smith's, Johnson's and Russian guys with a name you can't pronounce declared war on you for ICBM use.
4014: Fortunately, they triggered your MPP with the military base nearby, and helped you out by trading rubber and oil to you
4013: To prevent your neighbor from winning with cheats, you decide to cheat and launch an ICBM at his house, destroying his house and the wonders. Unfortunately, the Smith's, Johnson's and Russian guys with a name you can't pronounce declared war on you for ICBM use.
4014: Fortunately, they triggered your MPP with the military base nearby, and helped you out by trading rubber and oil to you
psweetman1590
Emperor
4015: Using this rubber and oil, you turn your car into a tank based on a diagram of the civ3 version.
4016: You are greatly disappointed to learn that your neighbors turned their cars into panzers instead....
4016: You are greatly disappointed to learn that your neighbors turned their cars into panzers instead....
psweetman1590
Emperor
4018: Because you have seen the AI do it so many times, you are able to direct them well enough to defeat the neighbor's panzers.
4019: When they refuse to give you their kitchen, internet access for 20 years and an annual stipend of $50,000, you raze the living room to show them how pissed off you are.
4019: When they refuse to give you their kitchen, internet access for 20 years and an annual stipend of $50,000, you raze the living room to show them how pissed off you are.
Mirc
Not mIRC!!!
It has a lot of historical importance, it is the approximated date when writing was invented in Sumer. Sure nobody knows exactly in what year exactly it happened.choxorn said:
Wario Mario
Warlord
4022:You discover S. Fibers and upgrade your "Tank" to Modren Armour!
4023:You capture your neighbor's yard, giving you enough of your town to win by domination.
4024:You also realize that your neighbor didn't win the civ race because they still needed Play The World, Conquests, Warlords, and any Civ I/II exp. packs to do so.
4025: You list the victory contidions for these neighbor wars. (Guilty)
4026: Domination: Take 66% of the town (world).
4027: Conquest: Destroy the other home owners (civs).
4028: Diplomatic: Build the "City Hall" great wonder and be voted mayor of the town.
4029: Civ race (space race): Build the "PC" small wonder, and every Civ game and exp. pack.
4030: Cultural: Using home improvements (like game systems, big screen tv's, and so on), get 20,000 points in one house or 100,000 in all your houses.
4031: Wonder: Build every single wonder of the neighborhood.
4023:You capture your neighbor's yard, giving you enough of your town to win by domination.
4024:You also realize that your neighbor didn't win the civ race because they still needed Play The World, Conquests, Warlords, and any Civ I/II exp. packs to do so.
4025: You list the victory contidions for these neighbor wars. (Guilty)
4026: Domination: Take 66% of the town (world).
4027: Conquest: Destroy the other home owners (civs).
4028: Diplomatic: Build the "City Hall" great wonder and be voted mayor of the town.
4029: Civ race (space race): Build the "PC" small wonder, and every Civ game and exp. pack.
4030: Cultural: Using home improvements (like game systems, big screen tv's, and so on), get 20,000 points in one house or 100,000 in all your houses.
4031: Wonder: Build every single wonder of the neighborhood.
4032: You start the game with the follwoing civs (You are the O'Kerrys): The O'Kerrys, the Smiths, the Johnsons, the Nivorods, the Bonzos, the Bricks, the Lees, the Numas, the Nolays, the Kennys, the Zalokods, the Sanchezs, the Zekonovs, the Maros, the Valoneres, and the Astonkovs (yes, I made some of these up, I think)
4033: The Smiths build the Town Hall, and since you know you can't get elected (You don't have 25% land area or are biggest civ besides Smiths), you quickly nuke thecity house they built it in (twice), then attack it, and after several captures and recaptures, the Smiths raze the house.
4034: The Rampaging Kennys have destroyed the Nivorods!
4035: We have information that the Bonzos have completed a great project, the Freaky Halloween Mansion.
4036: Sir, we have destroyed the Great Nolays.
4037: Terrible News, Sir! The Front Yard has deposed to the Zalokods! Word is, they admire the so-called "culture" of the Zalokods. Imagine...
4038: The rampaging Smiths have destroyed the Johnsons!
4039: Soon after, these messages:
The rampaging Bonzos have destroyed the Bricks!
The rampaging Lees have destroyed the Numas!
The rampaging Zalokods have destroyed the Sanchezs!
The rampaging Zekonovs have destroyed the Maros!
The rampaging Valoneres have destroyed the Astonkovs!
4040: The Lees are about to win by culture, and the Bonzos are about to win by civ race, but...
4041: MASSIVE THERMONUCLEAR WAR!!!!!
4042: End result: The Zekonovs and Zalokods are destroyed by the Valoneres, the Smiths destroy the Bonzos, and you destroy the Lees. This leaves you, the Smiths, the Valoneres, and the Kennys as the only remaining civs.
4043: Soon after, you destroy the Smiths and the Valoneres destroy the Kennys, leaving them with almost enough territory and Population to win by domination...
TO BE CONTINUED
4033: The Smiths build the Town Hall, and since you know you can't get elected (You don't have 25% land area or are biggest civ besides Smiths), you quickly nuke the
4034: The Rampaging Kennys have destroyed the Nivorods!
4035: We have information that the Bonzos have completed a great project, the Freaky Halloween Mansion.
4036: Sir, we have destroyed the Great Nolays.
4037: Terrible News, Sir! The Front Yard has deposed to the Zalokods! Word is, they admire the so-called "culture" of the Zalokods. Imagine...
4038: The rampaging Smiths have destroyed the Johnsons!
4039: Soon after, these messages:
The rampaging Bonzos have destroyed the Bricks!
The rampaging Lees have destroyed the Numas!
The rampaging Zalokods have destroyed the Sanchezs!
The rampaging Zekonovs have destroyed the Maros!
The rampaging Valoneres have destroyed the Astonkovs!
4040: The Lees are about to win by culture, and the Bonzos are about to win by civ race, but...
4041: MASSIVE THERMONUCLEAR WAR!!!!!
4042: End result: The Zekonovs and Zalokods are destroyed by the Valoneres, the Smiths destroy the Bonzos, and you destroy the Lees. This leaves you, the Smiths, the Valoneres, and the Kennys as the only remaining civs.
4043: Soon after, you destroy the Smiths and the Valoneres destroy the Kennys, leaving them with almost enough territory and Population to win by domination...
TO BE CONTINUED
4044: You declare war on the Valoneres, and use massive nuclear bombardment to completely pollute their territory and destroy all their units.
4045: You then use your 4,000 Modern Armor to Steamroll through their territory and win by conquest.
4046: You culture flip a city on the other continent. On Sid (And you are not utilizing the bug that allows every player to be the same civ!).
4045: You then use your 4,000 Modern Armor to Steamroll through their territory and win by conquest.
4046: You culture flip a city on the other continent. On Sid (And you are not utilizing the bug that allows every player to be the same civ!).
4047: You ask your dog to upgrade to a war elephant.
4048: You ask your dad to upgrade to a spearmen.
4049: You ask the civilization 3 disc to upgrade to civ3c for 20 gold.
4050: You ask your mum how many more turns till dinner is ready.
4051: You wonder why you arn't upgrading to a spearman after giving sid 40 gold.
4052: You ask sid how many shields per turn the town you live in is producing.
4053: You are so excited about playing civ 3 (when you come home from school) that you pee you pants
4048: You ask your dad to upgrade to a spearmen.
4049: You ask the civilization 3 disc to upgrade to civ3c for 20 gold.
4050: You ask your mum how many more turns till dinner is ready.
4051: You wonder why you arn't upgrading to a spearman after giving sid 40 gold.
4052: You ask sid how many shields per turn the town you live in is producing.
4053: You are so excited about playing civ 3 (when you come home from school) that you pee you pants
4054: You fondly recall being so excited about playing civilization (when you come home from school) that you pee you pants. *note civ 1 was just called civilization at the time
*4055: You discovered how to alter the opening of civilizations and re-write the planets introduction with dirty words to show off to your friends
4056: You justify being corrupt since you live so dang far away from the capitol
4057: When your wife tells you that you're up way too late playing Civilization, you tell her "Sleep is for the weak!!!"
4057(alternate):When your wife tells you that you're up way too late playing Civilization, you quickly surf to civfanatics and post-up the new Easteregg you just discovered 'At exactly 2:48:19AM, wife will tell you to goto bed'.
4058: You post civ1 humour on a civ3 forum
Sumerian culture arrived around 3800 BC and came along with writing, agriculture, construction (Ziggurats are impressive peices of architechture), music, mining, metallurgy (they burned a 'fire rock' similar to the bitumen harvested in today's oilsands), astronomy, and a huge chunk of the religious traditions that echo throughout human history.
4059: Coinich's "World War 1... In 2051 AD!?!?" (Best... Story... Ever!) has given you an utter hatred of the color blue and people named "Maya", or, if you were on the Mayans' side, an utter hatred of the color red and people named "Ken".
Itzel Stexyl!!!!!! Johann Mouney!!!
Itzel Stexyl!!!!!! Johann Mouney!!!
4060: You think that anything white is barbaric, except snow, which is a terrain, and gems, which are resources.
4061: In Rune Scape, you wonder why no one has destroyed the Barbarian village yet.
4062: You realize it must have once been somewhere else, destroyed, then respawned.
4063: You try to destroy it, then wonder why the Barbarians respawn so quickly.
4061: In Rune Scape, you wonder why no one has destroyed the Barbarian village yet.
4062: You realize it must have once been somewhere else, destroyed, then respawned.
4063: You try to destroy it, then wonder why the Barbarians respawn so quickly.
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