Two Englishmen were standing on a street corner in Geneva. A Black BMW zooms up, and the driver asks, "Wo ist der BahmHofStrasse?"
They look blankly at each other, then at the driver...
He asks, "Parlez vous Francais?"
They again draw a blank, and the BMW zooms away.
One Englishman says, "You know, we really should learn a foreign language, don't you think?"
His friend reples, "Why? That bloke knew two of them and what good did it do him?"