Fake stupid newbie's questions

[Portuguese]

What is spam?

Why everybody taks about it?

How can I spam?

Is it hard or painfull?

Can I spam a spam thread like some others I think I saw?

 

[stalin006]

yeah....i asked that once and noone answered me they jsut laughed at me......

 

[Aphex_Twin]

Is this the thread where you can spam at leisure?

What happends to threads when they are disabled by some mod? Do they go to Thread Heaven after they die?

 

[Perfection]

Thread heaven, a place free of spammers where threads are filled with stimulating and insightful conversation,

I believe this is thread hell

 

[Portuguese]

Am I posting ?

What is a thread ?

I've one vote in my cp for the best image and know it ALWAYS appears under my name. Why is that?

Can you read this message?

Why don't anyone answer to my posts, and when they do they call me a newbie?

Can you see the crying smiley above?

Why is he a smiley if he is crying?

 

[BCLG100]

why does perfection not notice that a 10 page thread with the same questions which are pretty much insults not spam?


gotta go with dell here can we please have this locked

 

[Perfection]

Why is everyone in this thread so whiny?

Why does everyone else keep calling each other spammers?

Does Mac OS style work only with Apple computers?

 

[Zarn]

Uh... Perfection is going to far here. The thread is now dead, according to me.

 

[Perfection]

I'm like a docter giving CPR to a brain dead patient

 

[Alcibiaties of Athenae]

What happens to posters who spam up the forum?

 

[Juize]

What happens to posters who spam up the forum?

Umm... *cute face* 20% PCR?


Indeed, when guys with 2000+ posts talk about Top Spammers -list, they actually mean the "Top" Posters -list.

 

[BCLG100]

AoA how come you didnt close this?
i mean someof perfections questions and i admit some of mine arnt even newbie questions

 

[Perfection]

Ok back to fake stupid newbie questions,

Why doesn't civ 3 work on my 486?

I keep yelling in the microphone telling civ 3 what to do but it won't do it, whats wrong? and whats with the two buttons on the back?

How do I logon to civfanatics?

How do I check my postcount?

Why does my status say Cheiftan?

Whats a chieftan Anyways?

 

[newfangle]

Perfection, they are supposed to be funny. Your's are not funny. Therefore it is spam. Spam is dealt with in horrible ways.

 

[Dell19]

Okay I have reported this thread so hopefully when I log on tomorrow it will be nicely locked.

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

WTH, Dell19 complaining about spam. I must have fallen into an alternate universe with some revered personalities, or maybe the alien have taken over dell. This is just to ****ing wierd. I am going to have to close this thread and then go have an enema.