Fake stupid newbie's questions

[LaRo]

How can I make peace with barbarians?

Can we go steal Ai's money in their cities' banks? If so, what unit do we take?

How many lifes do I have? For example, in Mario Bros, we have 3 lifes.

 

[Dell19]

So wheres the porn?

Why did my posts get deleted? I have the right of free speech.

How do I post?

How do I spam?

 

[Wolfe Tone]

What's Civ??

 

[Alcibiaties of Athenae]

How do I load the CD?

Why can't I post shareware links?

How do I get an Avatar/title?

 

[philippe]

so the knight cannot fly?
so I am those green guys?
can i fish in the harbour?
so this is my body?

 

[History_Buff]

Why does Phillipe seem bent on destroying the server with mindless garbage?

My settler wont move.

Why did my spearman beat up a tank?

What should I do, the tank beat the pikeman?

(in regards to the last question) Is my copy of civ broken?

 

[philippe]

Originally posted by History_Buff
Why does Phillipe seem bent on destroying the server with mindless garbage ?

i am not bent on destryoing this server mind you.
would you please stop insulting me like that?
this I the jokes and humor forum and i posted this in the contect of the thread so why are you complaining?if you have problems with me,ignore me

 

[LaRo]

Will there be a Civilization's movie and/or book? If so, who would be the actors?

Can I play civ3 if I didn't play the first 2?

 

[philippe]

so can you play multi player alone?

 

[scorch]

Originally posted by History_Buff

Why did my spearman beat up a tank?

How do i make my guys swim?
I have been building a barraks for 3hrs now, how long does it take?
Whats this flashing 'press enter' mean?

 

[Alcibiaties of Athenae]

Now History_Buff, play nice, or I'll make you go hang out with Pelakan!

"Why do you call my spam spam?"

 

[ainwood]

How do I get a custom avatar?


(not really newbie tho, is it???)

 

[Suppersalmon]

Whats this web sites address?
What does reply mean?
how do i get the text on the screan?
what does login mean ?

 

[allhailIndia]

Why can't I load saved Civ2 games in Civ3??

Why cant I type sh*t and f***? ( Hey it still is not allowing me to )

 

[philippe]

am i now on the internet?

 

[TheDuckOfFlanders]

Where can i download this "democracy game" ?

Where can i download this mod named "Palehorse"

Where can i download the Crack? I couldn't find it on the server...

How do i post or reply on a thread?

how come's i cant post in the "Civ3 - Suggestions & Ideas " forum?

HOW DOES IT COME THAT I HAVE BEEN BANNED? I HAVENT POSTED ANYTHING OFFENSIVE OR SOMETHING THAT WAS SPAM.REALLY I DONT SEE ANYTHING WRONG IN THE THINGS IS TYPE.

Pourqui je suis "banned" ? Je ne rien fait mal ,tout mon "posts" sont correct ,ne rien de "spam".Je demande de l'explication.

 

[andyo]

why do you keep sending me emails to threads i posted to, saying someone responded to me, when no one responded to what i wrote?

 

[SomeGod]

Is it ok to play a pirated version of civ 3?

My civ is special because my mommy says so...... ( aint really a question but still funny .... for me .... im pathetic i laugh at my own jokes )

 

[Duke of Marlbrough]

Originally posted by LaRo
Can I play civ3 if I didn't play the first 2?

This is my favorite so far.

And I give SomeGod about 3 hours before PH bans him for his signature.

 

[Dell19]

Originally posted by Duke of Marlbrough
And I give SomeGod about 3 hours before PH bans him for his signature.

Oh dear he obviously didn't read the rules carefully enough when he joined...