Favorite Simpson Quotes.

[Brad]

"Me so hungee"--- Homer during his hunger strike.

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[goodbye_mr_bond]

Here's one that's hard to spot. When Troy McClure marries Marge's sister Selma, they go to a motel for their honeymoon. On the sign outside the motel it reads:

"Welcome Troy McClure and bride"

below it,

"Welcome Cher and contest winner"

 

[Kefka]

Originally posted by gjts00:

Homer as Yogi the bear, Flanders as the Park Ranger: Flanders (PR) finds Homer (Yogi) eating a picnic basket and says "Hey Home-didly-idly". Homer then gnashes his teeth & bares his claws & proceeds to rip Flanders to shreds. Enter Bart as Boo-Boo: Bart says to Homer "What's up Homer"? Homer (holding up a bloody claw) looks at Bart and says "You want some too?"

Actually what Boo-Boo Bart says is "its not nice to maul ranger ned!
and Bart was with him the whole time!
In fact you got that one almost all wrong!

first some people are having a picnic and Homer as Yogi jumps out of the bushes and scares them away and takes there picnic basket, Bart as Boo-Boo and Yogi leave and walk and start talking and Yogi is eating the Picnic basket Boo-Boo says to Yogi "ya now Ranger ned doesen't like it when you steal picic baskets"
and Yogi says "The Ranger won't find out cause Im smarter that the average bear"
Then Ranger ned comes and sees them and says Hi dilly iddly is that a picic basket I see in your hands"
Then Yogi Jumps over some bushes and attackes Ned!
and Bart says "Its not nice to maul Ranger Ned"
Then Yogi says "You want some of this too"
Boo-Boo shakes his head no and the dream is over!

Like I said ealier I never miss a simpsons episode and I have a great memory for remembering lines!

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[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

"I am so smart! Ess Emm Arr Tee! I am so smart! Ess Emm Arr Tee!"

chants Homer J as his High school diploma burns in the background, and subsequently sets the living room aflame.

 

[Magnus]

Homer:

"Lisa, weaseling out of things is what separates us humans from the animals! ... except the weasel."

 

[CornMaster]

Homer: "According to my map (The map is on the side of a box of animal crackers, with a monkey face on Africa), this river isn't really here. *Homer starts walking off the boat*
Lisa: "No Dad DON'T!!!"
*Giant alligator jumps out and tries to bite Homer.*
Homer: "Don't worry Lisa, getting eatten by an alligator is just like dieing in your sleep......in a blender."

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[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Lisa and Grandma are singing: "How many roads must a man walk down, before he becomes, a man?"

Homer walks by: "Seven!"

Lisa "Dad, it's a rhetorical question."

Homer: "rhetorical eh? Eight!"

Lisa: "Dad, do you even know what rhetorical means?"

Homer: Indignant "Do I know what rhetorical means??

 

[vladmir_illych_lenin]

In a museum:

Mr. Bergstrom: Actually Mr. Simpson, Egyptians knew quite a lot about mummies. First they took the brain out with a metal rod, then the stuffed the stomach with salt!

Homer: Wow! But still, I'd rather have him chasing me than a wolfman!

 

[RallyK]

Sign on parochial school Bart is forced to attend: "We put the fun in fundamentalist dogma."

 

[Magnus]

Homer: "OK, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just get this done and then I will get back to killing you with beer."

Homer's brain: "Deal!"

 

[FearlessLeader2]

My all-time fave is a line from the Comic Shop Guy(who BTW, is my celebrity look-alike). It is from the Stretch-Dude and Power Girl episode, where Bart and Lisa are trying to rescues Lucy Lawless from the Collector, a nefarious bad-guy who seals celebrities in Lucite.

"Egad! I've been encased in Lucite! Must...strike...classic Lorne Greene pose...from...Battlestar Galactica. Best...death...ever!"

The Comic Shop Guy RULES!!!

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

"Worst episode,er...quote ever."

Hey, some advertiser must be watching this thread, cause I saw the Comic Book Guy trying to sell me something yesterday at the bottom of the screen!

 

[VanillaCube]

Comic shop guy: Yes I won this quote ultimatie belt unquote at a star trek convention, however I question there prizes for the average treke has no need for a mediem sized belt and I wish to retern it.
just some Store clearOh a fat sarcastic star trek fan, you must be popular with the ladies. I can't take that back.
BartI'll buy it from you for one dollar!
Comic shop Guysigh.....Very well I must retern to the comic book store were I dispence the Insults rather than absorb them.

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[duke o' york]

"To beer - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"
Mayor, at the end of the Saint Patrick's day episode, after firing Rex Banner from the catapult.

Mr Burns: "No, you fool. Use an open-faced club - a sand wedge."
Homer: "Mmmm... open-faced club sandwich."
Playing golf at the exclusive country club Marge joins in her cut-price designer suit.

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[Kev]

Lisa is upset with Homer as he is roasting a whole pig for a barbeque and Lisa has decided that eating meat is wrong. She tries to take the pig away and the pig rolls away on a rolling tray. It eventually gets plugged into a water pipe and after the pressure builds up it is SHOT into the sky.

Cut to Mr. Burns and Mr. Smithers:

Mr. Burns: You know Smithers, I think that I'd like to write a check out to the local orphanage for $1,000,000.
Mr. Smithers: Really, sir?
Mr Burns: Yes. WHEN PIGS FLY!!!
Both start laughing but stop when they see the pig shoot across the sky.
Mr. Smithers: Should I get your check book for you, sir?
Mr. Burns: No, I still think I'd rather not.

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[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Lisa and Marge are talking about how cool Jay Sherman the movie critic is. Most of their remarks (ie: "He something something doesn't worry about his physical appearance) also could pertain to Homer.

Homer: My ears are burning!
Lisa: We aren't talking about you!
Homer: No, they really are! I lit a Q-tip and stuck it in to see my brain.

 

[Kev]

A good visual: Homer, while he and the family are being hidden from Sideshow Bob, is wearing a t-shirt that reads:
"WITNESS RELOCATION PROGRAM"

Homer and Principal Skinner are sharing a hotel room as they are both sequestered while serving on the same jury. Homer begins to take and pack many of the room's furnishings.

Skinner: Do you think that you should be taking those?
Homer: These hotels EXPECT you to take some souveniers.
Skinner: (Points to tie Homer is wearing) Isn't that MY tie.
Homer: (curtly) Souvenier.. (walks away quickly).

I love this thread.

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[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Oh yeah, the jury episode

how about:

Homer, figuring out the situation...

So if we aredeadlocked then we get sequestered in a hotel with free room service, free TV, Free food, and Free Willy!

Skinner: Justice is not a frivilous thing, Simpson. It has little or nothing to do with a DAMMIT! CAN"T REMEMBER ADJECTIVE whale!

 

[Kev]

Setting: Lisa's classroom in school:

Lisa's Teacher: Does anyone know the answer BESIDES Lisa?
(Ralph Wiggum raises his hand)
Lisa's Teacher: Yes, Ralph?
Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

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[duke o' york]

It's pretty obvious that the majority of the muscial numbers in the Simpsons are terrible, and that the worst episode is the one with all the music clips from other shows, but these two are the best on offer.

The Stonecutters' Song
Who controls the british pound?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg, a star?
We do! We do!

Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every oscar night?
We do! We do


See My Vest - Monty Burns
Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest,
see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater,
there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat,
'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle,
on my noodle
It shall rest,
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest,
see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers?
Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,
So let's prepare these dogs,
Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs, Burns: See my vest,
see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest

Mr. Burns to Smithers: "I really like the vest!"
Smithers: "I gathered that."

Edit: Sorry....had to add the last part.

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