Feud IV: The Great Revision

[spaceman98]

Joining:
Name: Vitaliy Kamnev
Race: Russian
History: A gatherer from a nearby village
Traits: Financial, Expansive


Help put out the fire.

 

[topsecret]

Diary:

Spoiler :

I have found a mysterious herb outside the village and believe it can cure many illnesses.
Some crazy people are talking about allah, communism, and vodka.
I myself want no part in this foolishness.
- Simon

Digs up alot of the herb (see Diary) and attemps to cure my own cold by digesting some

 

[LordNwahs6]

Indeed. But if this is a political opera, ideological warfare and fundamentalism will only fuel divisions allowing the unified to rise .

I do hope so, after all, if Russia is destined for greatness, it will not follow the divisive path of extreme ideologies.

 

[Caragus]

Engage in debate with Stalin, challenging his claim to be Allah, and asking why if he is Allah, he has not used his omnipotent power to halt the raging inferno in Moscow.

 

[NinjaCow64]

To the people of Russia,
Several alarming things have sprung up. I send you this letter of warning and caution, so that you will not be deceived and manipulated by the forces working in Moscow today...

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Third is the belief of Vodkarism. I should not need to tell you, noble citizens of Russia, that this party is dangerous. Not only does it authorize use of military violence against other nations for the mere reason that they have a government we don’t like, but it encourages the drinking of alcohol. Now, before I am attacked by every vodka drinker in Russia, I will say I have no problem with drinking. I avoid it myself, but I do not believe it to be wrong. The problem comes when men avoid using common sense, and get themselves drunk. This is something that Vodkarism seems actually to encourage, though it means a rise of unemployment, and moral deterioration. Therefore, I would urge you with all vehemence to avoid this dangerous political party.

...

Your Brother Russian,

-Daedalus Caragiv

Dear Comrade Daedalus,

I would like to clear up some misunderstandings that you seem to have. Vodkarism is not a dangerous thing. I will attempt to clear up some of the misunderstandings you have by thought-by-thought analysis of your post.

Third is the belief of Vodkarism. I should not need to tell you, noble citizens of Russia, that this party is dangerous. Not only does it authorize use of military violence against other nations for the mere reason that they have a government we don’t like, but it encourages the drinking of alcohol.

Vodkarism only encourages military action against nations that are cruel and oppressive to their citizens or nations that threaten the existence of Mother Russia. And military action is only used as a last resort. However, Vodkarists should not stand by when nations are doing horrible things to their poor citizens.

However, we should focus on making our current government freer before focusing on others.

Now, before I am attacked by every vodka drinker in Russia, I will say I have no problem with drinking. I avoid it myself, but I do not believe it to be wrong. The problem comes when men avoid using common sense, and get themselves drunk. This is something that Vodkarism seems actually to encourage, though it means a rise of unemployment, and moral deterioration. Therefore, I would urge you with all vehemence to avoid this dangerous political party.

No, Vodkarism does not encourage irresponsible Vodka drinking. We know that every man and woman have their limit. It's just that most Russians have very high limits.

Besides, Vodkarism isn't JUST about the Vodka. It's about the freedom TO drink Vodka.

Comrade, I thank you for brining up these objections, as others may have had similar misconceptions about Vodkarism. Have a Vodka, good sir.

 

[LordNwahs6]

Ahh, where's Vodka?

I still find Vodkaism to be an odd ideology, but heck.

 

[Caragus]

History: Major Ninjacow64 helped the creation of Moscow (I assume that will be our capital). Without his discovery of Vodka, the Russians would have never been motivated enough to build a city! Originally a scientist, he retired after his momentous discovery and a heavy round of Vodka drinking. He is now interested in politics...

He is a heavy advocate of Vodkarism (A mixture of Democracy and Communism, plus the belief that everyone should have easy access to Vodka). He is a believer in removing "Fascist Dogs" from other countries via means of war. He is not against free speech and believes that Capitalism is a valid opinion (abet a misguided one) and that any opinion is fine unless they advocate killing of other peoples. He is not anti-science, he only left the scientific profession because he was more interested in drinking Vodka. He is a Major for unknown reasons, probably a thing he invented after a heavy Vodka binge.

I believe that the following quote supports drinking on an impressive, and foolish, scale. I thank you for clarifying your ideas, and admit I had several misconceptions, most namely your opinion on government. However, I still believe that Vodkarism encourages the consumption of more Vodka then is good for you, and that it should be avoided.
Most sincere apologies for any former errors.
-Daedalus Caragiv

 

[christos200]

Engage in debate with Stalin, challenging his claim to be Allah, and asking why if he is Allah, he has not used his omnipotent power to halt the raging inferno in Moscow.

I declare jihad.

 

[mayor]

question.
Since you are a god.... don't you need a high priest to contact the populace?

 

[Caragus]

I declare jihad.

You declare jihad? Because someone has merely dared to question your claims? You have as of yet given no reason why we should believe in you, and this turn of events merely proves your falsehood. Allah is supposed to be omnipotent and omniscent. What wise and good god attempts to slay all who disagree with him because of a mere challenge to his divinity? And if he is god, why did he not merely strike me down with lightning? I tell you again, Russian citizens, this man is no more god than I am. Stand with the king, and do not partake in his mad war!
-Daedalus Caragiv

 

[christos200]

You declare jihad? Because someone has merely dared to question your claims? You have as of yet given no reason why we should believe in you, and this turn of events merely proves your falsehood. Allah is supposed to be omnipotent and omniscent. What wise and good god attempts to slay all who disagree with him because of a mere challenge to his divinity? And if he is god, why did he not merely strike me down with lightning? I tell you again, Russian citizens, this man is no more god than I am. Stand with the king, and do not partake in his mad war!
-Daedalus Caragiv

1) I want someone to beleive in him because of the truth and not my powers.

2) I could kill you right now but i want to see if the muslims are loyal enough to me to kill you.

 

[christos200]

question.
Since you are a god.... don't you need a high priest to contact the populace?

Did jesus christ had a high priest?

 

[mayor]

No he didn't. but he never claimed to be a god. He actually said he wasn't... He was the Son of God....

 

[christos200]

The Holy Book:

Part 1:

I am Alllah, and i am the only god on the universe. Abdul al-Rahman is the only prophet and my chosen one. He was taken over by the evil demon, Ahura Mazda.

There is one evil demon that tries to destroy the good. His name is Ahura Mazda.

Stalinism Islam is the only true religion.

Part 2:

The 6 laws:

1) You shalt be loyal only to Allah.

2) You shalt declare jihad and kill all non- beleivers in the name of Allah.

3) You shalt respect your father and your mother.

4) You shalt help the poor and the ill.

5) You shalt not steal.

6) You shalt love your wife or husband and not cheat them.

Part 3:

You shalt pray to Allah 6 times every day.

Here is the pray to Allah:


Our Father, Allah, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil, Ahura Mazda.
Amen.

Part 4:

If you pray to Allah 6 times every day and follow the 6 laws all your life you will go to the heaven. If not you will go to the hell and your soul will be destroyed by Ahura Mazda.

Part 5:

Ahura Mazda tries to destroy the good and Allah. He is the leader of all non-muslims and so in order to destroy him every muslim should kill all non-muslims. Life is a war between the forces of good, with Allah as its leader, and the forces of evil, with Ahura Mazda as its leader.

Part 6:

The creation of the world:

Allah created the world and chose the russians as its choosen one people. Ahura Mazda decided to create and other people, place them under evil religions and make them corrupted and evil but Allah sent to earth Abdul al-Rahman to teach the russians about Islam and how to win the forces of evil. Ahura Mazda maked Abdul al-Rahman to go crazy and declare war on Allah.

Part 7:

Jihad:

As law 2 says, in the name of Allah you will kill all non-beleivers because they are working with Ahura Mazda. So you must force convert them or kill them all.

 

[mayor]

OOC: I was just wondering this.. do not feel the urge to change you gameplay or feel offended in any way. Christos is it possible for you not to become an extremist in games, or is this just what you find the most enjoying? again, just wondering....

 

[christos200]

ooc: I am sorry but i like this in my RP.

 

[Caragus]

ooc: Why don't you try, next time you join a game, to start with a subtler approach? Start out small, and slowly gather support, till you have enough that a revolution or similar action will actually work? It may not have the action you enjoy in the beginning, but in the end I would think you would find it more enjoyable.

 

[christos200]

ooc: I have the most prestige.

 

[mayor]

ooc: don't apologise if this is what you like best... I was just wondering since it is so different from most other players

 

[christos200]

Chief accept Stalinism Islam as the only true religion and i will support you against those who want to overthrow you.