Feud IV: The Great Revision

[Jehoshua]

ooc: how can this be? A lucky roll ofc As to your order, I suppose its possible, although presumably you will have to emerge from your coma and bribe the medic to escape.

Either way, theres a new Allah in town gentlemen ... on that note

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IC: For the purpose of peace I command the Holy Army to fulfil its vow, for it has pledged to serve Allah, and protect the friends of Allah and to this end it must now direct its purpose. Thus now, having shown the falsehood of the deciever Christos and manifested our divinity you must now serve us, you must serve Him to whom you have pledged your lives and do as he tells you. Listen now to what I say to you, you must cast aside the sword of hatred, forsake the tyrannous violence of the deciever and take up in its stead the sword of faith and mercy. Take up this blade, and smite the sins of the world through the giving of alms to the poor, healing the sick, helping those who have no advocate, and everywhere defending the faithful and proclaiming the teachings of the most high. Do this in our name, the name of Him whom you serve and you shall find the his mercy is freely given, his blessings given graciously to the righteous. But if you remain blind, if you continue to serve the deciever stalin, then know that your lamentations shall not pass before the throne of the Most High and that you shall like Stalin be laid low, finding no rest from now until the final day.

(consider the attempt to get the holy army to serve Allah (me) as part of my previous order under teaching)

 

[christos200]

Muslims the evil devil named ahura mazda has helped the evil communists and the false god to take over russia. I call all people of russia to revolt and i will come with a huge army and take leadership once more.

I am Allah, absolute ruler of the universe and i can never be deafeted. You can win my armies but more armies will come. Once i manage to make all other civs to sent there armies to help me become leader of russia then you will see. All communists will be destroyed and i will have the head of their leaders. About the false god i will cut his head and give it to the leaders of the other civs.

I have managed to become leader once. What makes you think that i wont become again?

 

[Jehoshua]

ooc: I thought you were currently in a coma in a medical institution... I suppose he wrote all this down in case his armies got defeated and its now being read out by a corner newsreader. Either way, the progression of the turns will prove or disprove the veracity of your claims.

As to you becoming leader again. Well lets just say that if that happens you will likely face a similar scenario. Unless of course you radically change your tune.

 

[christos200]

Change my orders and ask the commies and Allah for mercy.

 

[Jehoshua]

now thats more like it , one thing though. Do you publicly repudiate all claims to divinity and of authority over Russia, and do you in turn also profess the divinity of Allah, the most gracious, most merciful who in his mercy spared your life when he struck ye down, and worship Him in humble admission of your error?

 

[christos200]

Yes.

I have been deafeted.

In reality i was a soldier in the service of Catherina and i studed theology. After Islam was founded i found a reason to take over power.

But after managing to create a holy army, take over power and having destroyed almost 5 armys a bastard came here and destroyed my plan.

 

[Jehoshua]

Allah will be merciful to you, and He forgives and absolves you of your sin against Him of tyranny against the children of Allah, and of impersonating Him in proclaiming divinity. Go now and live according to the teachings of Allah in the knowledge that should you break your vow to Allah that you will not again find mercy.

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OOC: I suggest you start kowtowing to the communists, abdulrahmanists and basically anyone whom you irritated during your years of tyranny. I may have forgiven you but I won't compel others to do likewise (Allah's Kingdom is spiritual, not temporal/mankind must rule itself) mainly because I can;t force people to act contrary to their wishes in regards to you.

Oh and about ruining your plan, it would of happened anyway and it is not solely due to me, you went about it in exactly the wrong way (Ergo tyranny) and pissed off basically everyone. Even with your prestige you simply can't win against everyone. What you should of done is attempted to work with people and make compromises. Look at GaP, I have been exceedingly successful there in part because I have not attempted to become dictator and have remained as perennial advisor to the Kings of Persia.

@red spy: theres that stalinist problem solved, Stalin has acknowledged the divinity of Allah and thus now they will surely redirect their worship to aforementioned Allah.

 

[christos200]

I just cant understand how some commies managed to win me. And why when i gave ministries to almost everyone no one accept it?

 

[Optical]

Everybody wants to be a dictator. Serving one isn't such a popular role.

 

[Jehoshua]

ooc: umm, you antagonised everyone so there was no way they would accept positions from you, especially since you had effectively proclaimed that you would kill everyone who disagreed with you and who challenged your right to autocratic rule. EDIT: and what Olaf said

As to commies managing to defeat you. The collective power of the six individuals arrayed against you managed to get a higher dice roll than you, and thus they defeated your armies and my divinity got validated by supernatural action. If the roll was different we could be facing a different situation (you winning, a stalemate, or an even bigger victory)

 

[christos200]

So now we have democracy eh? Good, very good, very very good. All go as planned.

ooc: And yes i already knew that i was going to loss. Wait for my plan.

 

[Jehoshua]

ooc: actually now we have a power vacuum, we have no idea as to the system that will develop, who knows maybe people will decide on an oligarchy or some other form of non-democratic collective rule. They might avoid the very idea of popular democracy just to spite you even

the only thing that is certain is that I won't be taking the reigns since I have already said I don't want that role.

 

[christos200]

ooc: I want democracy because i already knew that i was going to loss and i have created a plan on how to make the democracy into a............

 

[Jehoshua]

ooc: I am intrigued, a ressurection of power you *possibly* say. Well well, I would suggest that the non-divine inhabitants of russia develop an oligarchy if that is the case, so much easier to maintain stability and keep tabs on other people.

 

[christos200]

ooc: Random question: dO YOU PLAY iot?

 

[Jehoshua]

ooc: Not currently

 

[christos200]

ooc: I was looking for at least 6 players join my beta IOT.

 

[Jehoshua]

ooc: I already have enough games to keep tabs on, I must decline.

 

[christos200]

ic:

I, stalin, past leader of the russians support the communist decicion for democracy. Also i support free religion.

 

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