found a dime

[Kefka]

Do you people not realize that all of those are connected in a conspirasy? :skull:

First Tom Green becomes the president of China and his cheif adviser is Elvis!
Elvis then comes up with a plan to attack N.A.T.O with chickens,(codenamed Option 5) in order to force the world to turn all the fishsticks in to pens!
once Option 5 comes in to play N.A.T.O tried to protect itself with spearmen but they amazingly lost their immortality and were beaten senseless by the Invading horde of chickens!
In the aftermath of the great chicken-spearmen war N.A.T.O tries to figure out who sent the attack but because people posted too much about Iraq they thought it was them. So N.A.T.O then bombed Iraq 10 days after the first chicken wave.
wow what an amazing story! and I alone uncovered it!

 

[Zarn]

But there is still some questions. Like:
How would the spearmen lose immortality?
How do the chickens become that numerous?
Why are the fishsticks being turned into pens?
Which leads to: Is there more to option 5 than we know of?
And, what about options 1-4?

 

[Zarn]

I forgot to mentioned that I just found a quarter.

 

[Kefka]

How would the spearmen lose immortality?
Its rare but when the moon, earth, and mars align then the great spearman sheild falls for 15 hours and they can be beaten by anything, Including chickens.
How do the chickens become that numerous?
you should know the anwser to that one well you see when two chickens get together soon the female has some eggs, those eggs eventually hatch and make chicks, those chicks grow up and repeat the prosses untill you have a numerous amount of chickens.
Why are the fishsticks being turned into pens?
Because that is the wish of Tom Green but as you can see N.A.T.O did not give in to Toms demands so only the Fishsticks in china were changed into pens. but as to why he wants that? all I can say is, hey Its Tom Green so no further explination is needed.
Which leads to: Is there more to option 5 than we know of?
No thats about it.
And, what about options 1-4?
well as you know the options are elvis's plan, so here is an excusive overview of what his so called options were.
Option 0)Be born.
Option 1) Jail house rock! (Become a singer)
Option 2)You ain't nothing but a hounddog (higher a prostitute)
Option 3)Elvis has left the building (fake his own death)
Option 4)Ally himself with Tom Green and prepare for Option 5
Option 5)Attack N.A.T.O with Chickens
Option 6)??????????????? (only time will tell.......)

 

[Portuguese]

Spearman loose immortality?!?
Only in your dreams!!!

 

[Kefka]

Originally posted by Portuguese
Spearman loose immortality?!?
Only in your dreams!!!

you just wait until the moon, earth, and mars align and your little spearman will fall faster than....

Uh I didn't want to chosse what they will fall faster than so take your pick off the top 10 things your spearman will fall faster than.

10) a 300 pound lead weigh tied around a goats neck and thrown off a cliff.
9) ENRONS earnings.
8) your grandma when she slipped in the shower.
7) a poster trying to spam up AOA's forum.
6) George Forman fighting Ali.
5) ...er something that falls really fast!
4) the water in the pool level when Opra gets out.
3) a dropped peice of cheese thats reaching terminal velocity.
2) Gereld Ford trying to get off Airforce one.
1) the speed of light light.

 

[Zwelgje]

I think the spearman will fall harder than the stock exchange but you didn't list that option!

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

it means you're 50 cents richer

 

[gunning1]

I think that if you found a dime, it means you are 10 cents richer then you were before you found it.

 

[Portuguese]

Sperman kill Impis

 

[insurgent]

Since Elvis is alived and well living in this time, he can't return. I was therefore forced to pick option 5.

 

[starlifter]

The smoke blows east.

 

[EmperorSnefix]

And it is the black wind that begins to blow, which blows that smoke east.

 

[Perfection]

Was it found heads or tails up?

 

[omichyron]

People Post too much. That dime finding was a clear indication that the cosmos are unhappy (if they'd been happy, you would have found a blank check signed by Bill Gates). The only way to correct this situation is to sacrifice seven spammers next time a spearman dies. I think we'll be waiting a long, long time.

 

[Portuguese]

Elvis lives again this days.Have you seen it?

 

[Perfection]

Originally posted by omichyron
People Post too much. That dime finding was a clear indication that the cosmos are unhappy (if they'd been happy, you would have found a blank check signed by Bill Gates). The only way to correct this situation is to sacrifice seven spammers next time a spearman dies. I think we'll be waiting a long, long time.

But Where can we find seven spammers?

 

[The Overlord]

I've heard some rumours that chickens silently supported by MC Donalds want to attack the NATO HQ. But keep it confident it's an info from the highest ranks of MC Donalds.

 

[Zwelgje]

Originally posted by Perfection
But Where can we find seven spammers?

You could start searching them in this thread.

 

[Dell19]

Or you could take 7 people from the top 9 posters on this site. Obviously you wouldn't want to sacrifice me and probably not TF either...