Where is our impartial judge? Anyway, my bad joke is at the bottom of the report.
Feedback want some gripe? I will give you one:
WTH are we working on 4F1C tile when there is a 5F1C tile? I changed it until the city will grow next turn and change back to work on mine to avoid redshirt (and I give myself a gripe: I didn't notice the whip penalty fading away until later in my turnset

).
Someone said we are middle in culture ... that will change soon.
It is almost too easy to accumulate culture in OCC.
Decided to finish mysticism ourself, and trade for poly+ fishing later:
Then, I noticed Parthenon is still available, so I go for it, only to realize 2 turns later someone built it:
That guy must have rushed it with engineer ... hmm, if we have both Pyramids and GWall, how did that dude pop an engineer so fast?
Well, on a bright side, we got money. And what can money buy? Gems, apparently:
Is that Sid Meier's way of consoling us for missing the Parthenon? Darn, why must it be gems? We already got gems. rather it be gold or silver! And darn again, that means losing one hammer from the mine (although having 6 more gold is great, I must admit).
We got our engineer soon, and although I am pretty confident of building the TGLibrary (since no one has alphabet yet), I must agree that having the TGLibrary as soon as possible can only be a good thing. Plus we have other things to build. I am, for instance, trying to get the ToA. I did thought of rushing ToA and building TGLibrary by hand, but TGLibrary is more crucial and we don't really need ToA, plus I have already invested some hammers to ToA (not to mention TGLibrary is 50 hammers more expensive).
Thus ...
I switched back the citizens to scientist and go for Drama next. Without a religion, we want theatre ASAP.
On a totally different and unexpected note, we fight our first battle (and prevailed).
Did I say battle? Did the war horn blow?
Relax ... it's just barbs.
The axe has one more promo left, I suggest going for cover so that the axe can attack the barb city. We want to snatch the city before Hatty does. The city will gain us some good resources and money. And since somehow we can't build settlers, capturing barb cites is a good way to expand.
Okay, I am sure my joke (which is along the same theme) is worst than the previous one
Roster
-- GreyFox == Thinking of expanding
>> Imhotep == Pyramids is built before Imhotep
-- Shyuhe == Brown and sticky
-- Feedback == suicidal pea (or is it pee?)
--r_rolo1 == trying to find chicks crossing the road