Funniest thing you've ever heard?

[china444]

What is it?
(This is in OFF TOPIC, not HUMOR AND JOKES)
(because more people go to this forum)


tell me!

 

[cgannon64]

*Points to red quote in sig*

Well, at least in the last few months. The irony of someone saying this on a game show in which they try to win the heart of someone they think is rich, but isn't really rich is so hilarious. Plus the sheer stupidity of it.

 

[Alcibiaties of Athenae]

That sig can change if you defy Thunderfall's rules on forum content again China....moved.

 

[redtom]

Q. What did the Lepur say to the prostitute in bed?

A. Here's $100 and keep the tip

 

[CrackedCrystal]

Geez redtom, I am not sure if I want to laugh or puke

 

[redtom]

I've got a lot worse jokes than that! I could say holocaust joke, but I think I'd be chucked out!

The problem is that I know jokes that need to be said to be understood. So you better say the next one out loud to get it:

Q. Whats grey and comes in pints?

A. An elephant!

 

[CurtSibling]

Redtom,
Don't give up the day job.

If you have one!

 

[redtom]

I've been trying to get one!

 

[philippe]

what has a zebra common with a human?
Nothing.
worst joke ever heard...

 

[CrackedCrystal]

Originally posted by philippe
what has a zebra common with a human?
Nothing.
worst joke ever heard...

They both have two eyes, a nose and a mouth

 

[china444]

Originally posted by Alcibiaties of Athenae
That sig can change if you defy Thunderfall's rules on forum content again China....moved.

Sorry. I was dumb. I just put it in OT cus like noone goes in H and J forum.
im sorry.

 

[Aphex_Twin]

What's the differece between a chicken and a duck?
The duck has two legs...

Another bad joke.

 

[Noldodan]

wow Hedgehog, that a great 8-LINE sig!

 

[philippe]

why the hell i get moderated for sigs and you guys dont?

 

[Noldodan]

*shrugs*

 

[Pillager]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

 

[ferenginar]

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A Stick

 

[Strider]

About the funnist thing I've heard is when one of my friends sat down on a girl because she stole her seat and she said his butt was warm.... Still trying to figure out if that was a compliment or an insult.

 

[redtom]

Q. What's grey and takes the piss out of you?

A. A Kidney dialysis machine

 

[Aphex_Twin]

That's gross redtom...