Funniest things in Gal civ

The humor is like frosting on a wonderful cake.
 
I like the custom race options for population growth.

10%--frisky
20%--very frisky
40%--fruitful
70%--don't ask

I laughed out loud and had to show it to Mrs. Tigar!
 
I don't get it either but I guess it has to do with the V bieng the roman numeral for 5.
 
So the Torian's colonized a little PQ6 or some crappy planet like that - right in my own backyard. Didn't mind, since they invariably flip later and save me the hassle of colonizing them. Still, it was right in the heart of my best production planets... two star systems that were cranking out scads of ships. I was parking ships and organizing fleets around there when the following popped up.

This was a "Challenging" level game, AI set to "bright" (one step down from Intelligent)

Laughed my arse off :lol:
 

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This game was built with a lot of self humor that makes it a step more fun then it already was !
 
I've gotten this one a lot of times - aggrevating when I am just moving a fleet past to invade another civ. Maybe I should take off a weapon or two and add some engines. ;) BTW, I use much faster ships now.

Vizzini said:
So the Torian's colonized a little PQ6 or some crappy planet like that - right in my own backyard. Didn't mind, since they invariably flip later and save me the hassle of colonizing them. Still, it was right in the heart of my best production planets... two star systems that were cranking out scads of ships. I was parking ships and organizing fleets around there when the following popped up.

This was a "Challenging" level game, AI set to "bright" (one step down from Intelligent)

Laughed my arse off :lol:
 
Swiss Bezerker said:
I dont get that one. Can someone explain it?

It was where Khan was at in Star Trek



The funniest thing I seen so far is when Diplomacy, one of the AI races said, "May all the hamsters of your world dance the dance of joy"
 
So the Torian's colonized a little PQ6 or some crappy planet like that - right in my own backyard. Didn't mind, since they invariably flip later and save me the hassle of colonizing them. Still, it was right in the heart of my best production planets... two star systems that were cranking out scads of ships. I was parking ships and organizing fleets around there when the following popped up.

This was a "Challenging" level game, AI set to "bright" (one step down from Intelligent)

Laughed my arse off :lol:

I saw that quote about "this is not a video game" in the normal level as well

ho ho
 
One of my early games, I was glad to see that it showed + and - diplomacy modifiers and such. However, when I saw

- "We know what you're doing..."

I paused, and was like "...what am I doing?"... it's funny because I had no idea what I was doing at the time!
 
Anyone have DA yet? If so, have you looked at those asteroids lately? Anyone notice that some of them looks like lasts nights dinner? You know what I mean...
 
Choice for event:

"Have the Marines dust off, nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure."

Anyone else find other movie quotes?
 
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