funny summaries of book and moives.

[123joanna321]

When I was doing Englsih, serching resoucer for some dumb ass peom, I found this site and it craked me up, it basicly very short (and funny) summaries of books and movies:

The Book one: http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/

The Movie one: http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/

EDIT: Lots of spelling errors

 

[Souron]

I hate this site. some of the entries are ok -- most not so good.

Example:
The Last Battle
By C. S. Lewis
Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard

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(EUSTACE and JILL go back to Narnia. INCOMPREHENSIBLE stuff happens, and they learn how MUSLIMS inadvertently worship SATAN. Then everybody DIES.)




This book has nothing to do with muslims.

 

[Aphex_Twin]

It should call them the 3 second reviews

 

[Paalikles]

Cervantes' "Don Quixote"

Quoting website:
"Don Quixote
Chivalry demands I destroy that evil thing.
Sancho Panza
No, master. It is something ordinary and harmless.
Don Quixote
(falls down)
THE END"


I am glad I didnt use those in English class back when I was in high school doing the occational book reports (would have dropped my grade from A to F...)

EDIT:
Instead of posting a new post next to my own (or spam, which someone would call it ), I give you one of the great works of Henrik Ibsen: Peer Gynt

Mother Ase
Peer Gynt, you are lying.
Peer Gynt
Yes, I guess I am.
THE END

EDIT 2:
Oh - a good one: Animal Farm by George Orwell - First: Snobby version, second: stupid version

 

[china444]

One of my favorite movies....Speed...

Speed
Directed by Jan de Bont
1994
Ultra-Condensed by Liron Caspi

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Dennis Hopper-
I will blow up the elevator.
Keanu Reeves-
Oh no. Not the elevator. (saves elevator)
Dennis Hopper-
I will blow up the bus.
Keanu Reeves-
Oh no. Not the bus. (saves bus)
Dennis Hopper-
I will blow up the subway.
Keanu Reeves-
Oh no. Not the subway. (saves subway)




THE END


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[puglover]

I like the Stuart Little one!

 

[Perfection]

The Catcher In the Rye

Holden Caulfield
Angst angst angst swear curse swear crazy crazy angst swear curse, society sucks, and I'm a stupid jerk.




THE END



That's my interpretation too!