Here are just a few quotes forgive me if I repeat any.
He who considers too much will perform little.
Schiller.
It's not good to have everything one wants.
Pascal.
Advice is least heeded when most needed.
Unknown.
Be careful what you set your heart upon, for it will
surely be yours.
Baldwin.
He who won't be counseled can't be helped.
Benjamin Franklin.
The way to be nothing is to do nothing.
Howe.
There's a mighty big difference between good, sound
reasons and reasons that sound good.
Hillis.
People wish to learn to swim and at the same time to
keep one foot on the ground.
Marcel Proust.
The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's
work superbly well.
William Osler.
Don't waste your time thinking about who you ought to
be, just be content with who you're becoming.
Unknown.
Do not look where you fell but where you slipped.
Proverb.
If you can't dazzle them with dexterity, baffle them
with bullfeathers.
Professor H. Hill.
Treat a man as if he were what he ought to be and you
help him become what he is capable of being.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
Do not live for the tomorrow or yesterday because you
will miss the very essence that is today.
Unknown.
Do not speak unless you can improve the silence.
Unknown.
Reach for the moon; even if you miss, you will land
among the stars.
Unknown.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those
who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Unknown.
Don't listen to what people are saying. Listen to why
they're saying it.
Unknown.
Plan out your life on paper but live your life by your
heart.
Warren DeMike.
Get up every day and try a little harder than the day
before.
Emeril Lagasse.
Even if you're on the right path, you'll get hit if
you just sit there.
Unknown.
If you fall walking, get up, for all must fall to gain
strength.
Brian Angelo.
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty
things
David Broadfoot.
Never let a problem become an excuse.
Robert H. Schuller.
The only way to predict your future is to invent it.
Jaco van Eck.
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be
heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut
up.
Unknown.
Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate
with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and
tolerant with the weak and wrong, because sometime in
your life you will have been all of these.
Unknown.
To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be
nothing.
Elbert Hubbard.
Keep your head up because if you're looking down then
you'll never see anything get better.
Russ.
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where
there is no path and leave a trail.
Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Don't be afraid to go after what you want to do, and
what you want to be. But don't be afraid to be willing
to pay the price.
Lane Frost.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the
alternative.
Maurice Chevalier.
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
Senn.
I'm not denying my age, I'm embellishing my youth!
Tamara Reynolds.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have
been.
Mark Twain.
If it is to be, it is up to me.
Unknown.
You are unique, just like everyone else.
Unknown.
A person who stands for nothing, falls for anything.
Clark.
Looks will get you there, but a personality will keep
you there
Amy Hojnacki.
Until the pain of staying the same is greater than the
pain of change, you will never change.
Les Brown.
The strong fall down but the weak stay down.
Unknown.
If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die
for, he isn't fit to live.
Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
Unknown.
He who chases monsters must see that he not become a
monster himself.
Rafael Perez.
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters
of principle, stand like a rock.
Unknown.
You can tell a man's character by what he turns up
when offered a job, his nose or his sleeves.
Unknown.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say
you cannot do.
Walter Bagehot.
Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate
version of someone else.
Unknown.
Wise men know their limits; great men know none.
Prophet X.
After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same
accident, you begin to wonder about history.
Unknown.
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you
can do for your country.
President John F. Kennedy.
There is many a boy here today who looks on war as all
glory, but, boys, it is all hell.
General William Tecumseh Sherman.
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and
sweat.
Sir Winston Churchill.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Lord John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton
All that is gold does not glitter.
J.R.R. Tolkien.
Those who do not learn from history are condemned to
repeat it.
George Santayana.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in
the fight it's the size of the fight in the dog.
President Dwight D. Eisenhower
Anyone who goes to see a psychiatrist should have his
head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Unknown.
That which does not kill you makes you stronger.
Viktor Frankl.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Unknown.
When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make
lemonade.
Andrew Carnegie.
Close doesn't count in baseball. Close only counts in
horseshoes and hand grenades.
Frank Robinson.
I wouldn't want to belong to a club that would accept
me as a member.
Groucho Marx.
Fish and houseguests smell after three days.
Benjamin Franklin.
May Heaven bestow the best of blessings on this house,
and may none but honest and wise men ever rule beneath
this roof.
President John Adams, as he wrote in his diary
during the first night the White House was open,
November 1, 1800.
Give a hungry person a fish, he eats for a day, teach
a hungry person to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Confucius.
Ma'am, I don't even suspect anything.
Yogi Berra, age 8, when asked by his second grade
teacher if he knew anything.
Bessie, you're ugly. And tomorrow morning I'll be
sober, but you'll still be ugly.
Sir Winston Churchill, to Liverpool socialist MP
Bessie Braddock, who told him, "Winston, you're
drunk."
No, it's purely voluntary.
Sir Winston Churchill, upon being told, "Must you
fall asleep while I'm speaking?"
If I were your husband, I'd drink it!
Sir Winston Churchill, upon being told by Lady
Astor, "If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your
tea."
It is of no account; after all, the old bird does not
fly far from his nest.
Sir Winston Churchill, upon being informed by a
fellow Member of Parliament that his fly was open.
Seven out of ten people suffer from hemorrhoids. Does
this mean that the other three enjoy it?
Sal Davino.
About half.
Pope John XXIII, upon being asked "How many people
work in the Vatican?"
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put
scrambled eggs back in the shell.
Cass Canfield
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
Benjamin Franklin.
I thought about bringing in an acupuncturist from
Japan. When I heard how much it cost, I called a dart
thrower from Tijuana.
Ron Newman.
If the teacher is ignorant, how can the student be
expected to be any better?
Rick Moore.
To educate a man in mind and not morals is to educate
a menace to society.
Bishop Eddie L. Long.
I was never really good in school; I didn't like their
version of reality.
Infoism.
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and
three-fourths theater.
Gail Godwin.
Don't let your studies interfere with your education.
Unknown.
Whoever loves instruction loves knowledge, but he who
hates correction is stupid.
Unknown.
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll
waste no time reading it.
Moses Hadas.
If there never was a chicken everything would taste
like nothing.
James Taylor.
Food should be prepared with butter and love.
Swedish Proverb.
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.
Una cena senza vino è come un giorno senza sole.
Italian Proverb.
Eat to live, don't live to eat.
Cicero.
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at
the Ritz.
Humphrey Bogart.
Never refuse wine. It is an odd but universally held
opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an
alcoholic.
P.J. O'Rourke.
Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in
having the right to do what we ought.
Pope John Paul II.
The only future peace has to offer is war.
Unknown.
Don't be a fool and die for your country. Make the
other fool die for his country.
General George S. Patton.
He who has lost freedom has nothing left to lose.
Unknown.
A little rebellion now is a good thing.
President Thomas Jefferson.
Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain
security will not have, nor do they deserve, either
one.
President Thomas Jefferson.
A friend is someone who knows the worst thing about
you and it doesn't matter.
"Meet Joe Black"
Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our
wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Unknown.
A true friend walks in when the rest of the world
walks out.
Unknown.
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't
walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me
and be my friend.
Albert Camus.
Should I smile because she's my best friend, or should
I cry because thats all she'll ever be.
Unknown
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and
tolerates your successes.
Doug Larson.
If it were not for friends, who would be there to say,
"That's the funniest damn thing I've ever seen," when
you screw up?
Mr. Spanks.
A true friend knows you're a good egg even if you're
slightly cracked.
Unknown.
People die all the time. Why, you could wake up dead
tomorrow!
"The Simpsons"
Yes, I love children. They make a wonderful stew.
Warren DeMike.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Unknown.
Like math? We could add a bed, subtract our clothes,
divide our legs, and multiply!
"Frank"
I don't mind being in touch with reality, as long as I
don't have to live there.
"Frank & Ernest"
I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar.
Unknown.
I felt like Dolly Parton's baby: "Is all this for me?"
Mickey Mantle
Did you know that when someone annoys you, it takes
forty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four
muscles to extend your arm out and smack 'em in the
head?
Unknown.
In an Internet without doors or walls, who needs
Windows or Gates?
Unknown.
If you water it and it dies, it's a plant. If you pull
it out and it grows back, it's a weed.
Gallagher.
Last time I had a piece of ass was when my finger
ripped through the toilet paper.
Unknown.
My mother said to me, If you are a soldier, you will
become a general. If you are a monk, you will become
the Pope. Instead, I was a painter, and became
Picasso.
Pablo Picasso.
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
Soloman Short.
If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet,
I'll put shoes on my cat.
Unknown.
To err is human; to pass air is also human.
Unknown.
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are
objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to
break up traffic jams.
Mary Ellen Kelly.
If it weren't for smartasses, what would keep a
dumbass busy?
Unknown.
I cried because I had no money until I saw a man that
had no sense.
Jackson T. Cassady.
Have you ever been so bored that you would have
accepted a collect call from Satan?
"Funnybone"
Over 48.7% of all statistics are useless.
Unknown.
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the
country are driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
George Burns.
Nobody goes where the crowds are anymore. It's too
crowded.
Yogi Berra.
I am free of all prejudice; I hate everyone equally.
W.C. Fields.
Where does virgin wool come from? The sheep that runs
the fastest.
Banks.
Why do people sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when
they're already there?
Larry Andersen.
Don't drink and drive. Get high and fly home.
Anna Brewer.
I think that this is the most extraordinary collection
of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been
gathered together at the White House, with the
possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined
alone.
President John F. Kennedy, at a dinner honoring
American Nobel Prize winners, April 29, 1962.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
Jimi Hendrix.
I'm not stupid, I'm just a misunderstood genius
Naoki Murai.
If knowledge is power and power corrupt, does
knowledge corrupt?
James Moore.
If you can't explain it simply, than you don't know it
well enough.
Unknown.
Never understimate stupid people in large groups.
Unknown.
Smart is believing half of what you hear, brilliant is
knowing which half to believe.
Unknown.
Who is more foolish? The fool, or the fool that
follows him?
"Star Wars"
Discussion is an exchange of intelligence; argument is
an exchange of ignorance.
Unknown.
Only two things are infinite, the Universe and human
stupidity, and I'm not sure of the former.
Albert Einstein.
Strange how much you have to know before you know how
little you know.
Unknown.
Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
Alfred, Lord Tennyson.
Common sense is genius dressed in working clothes.
Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Russell.
There is no genius free from some tincture of madness.
Unknown.
It takes lots of things to prove you are smart, but
only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
Herold.
Great spirits have always encountered violent
opposition from mediocre minds.
Albert Einstein.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Albert Einstein.
Minds are like parachutes; they work best when they
are open.
Nick Pope.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile
examines the finger.
Buddha.
Just because you're smart doesn't mean you can't act
stupid.
Christopher Lloyd.
Sarcasm is the only intelligent person's response to
irritating stupidity.
Matthew White.
He who laughs last, didn't get the joke.
Unknown.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Sir Peter Ustinov.
We love a joke that hands us a pat on the back while
it kicks the other fellow downstairs.
Edson.
Laughter is by definition healthy.
Lessing.
He who laughs, lasts.
Poole.
What's the point of living life in the fear of dying?
Unknown.
If you live without feeling the need to change, or the
courage to make the change, then you merely exist.
Brandon Abernathy.
What lies behind us and what lies beyond us is nothing
compared to what lies within us.
Kelly Foy.
You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in
the ass!
Frank Sinatra.
To the world you may be just one person, but to one
person you may be the world.
Unknown.
If life is a waste of time and time a waste of life
then let's all get wasted together and have the time
of our lives.
Unknown.
There is no greater reward in life than the sight of a
shining smile, after a waterfall of tears, and knowing
that you were in part responsible for the transition.
Andrew Post.
Here is a test to find whether your mission on Earth
is finished: If you're still alive, it isn't.
Richard Bach.
Life is too short to be pissed off all the time.
"American History X"
How we spend each day, of course, is how we spend our
lives.
Unknown.
Life sucks, so get off your ass and make it better!
Dustin Gregg.
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it
happened.
Unknown.
The greatest tribute to the dead is not grief, but
gratitude.
Unknown.
I think I have found the hardest part about moving
forward, is not looking back.
Ann Rinaldi.
If life's not fair and we know it, then why do people
complain?
Lee Alt.
Regret not that your thoughts cannot speak for your
past, but rather take action, and make it history for
tomorrow.
C.W. Yung.
You see things as they are and say, "Why?" But I dream
things that never were and say, "Why not?"
George Bernard Shaw.
It is not the pace of life that scares me, it is the
sudden stop at the end.
Unknown.
Only those are fit to live who do not fear to die, and
none are fit to die who have shrunk from the joy of
life and the duty of life.
President Theodore Roosevelt.
Life will teach you the lessons, it is up to you to
learn them.
Unknown.
A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making
everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles.
Washington Irving.
In the football game of life, I was born a wide
reciever with no arms.
Brent Rangen, Sr.
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
Unknown.
It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot
change.
Confucius.
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Mark Twain.
To be happy, you must first make others happy.
Swedish Proverb.
When young lips have drunk deep of the bitter waters
of hate, suspicion, and despair, all the love in the
world will not wholly take away that knowledge.
Dorothy Jongward.
The forest is magnificent, yet it contains no perfect
trees.
Gye Fram.
Never take life too seriously; after all, no one gets
out of it alive.
Unknown.
The sin is not falling down, but staying down.
Unknown.
Respect cannot be learned, purchased, or acquired; it
can only be earned.
"Bits & Pieces"
Life is far too serious a thing to ever talk seriously
about.
Oscar Wilde.
Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.
Unknown.
Every man dies; not every man really lives.
"Braveheart"
Living a good life and living the good life are not
the same thing.
Unknown.
Life is a disease, sexually transmitted and always
fatal.
Noah George
One can live magnificently in this world if one knows
how to work and how to love.
Count Leo Tolstoy.
I never knew how someone dying could say he was the
luckiest man in the world. But now I understand.
Mickey Mantle.
A life without mistakes is a mistake within itself.
Dustin Patte.
When I hear someone say life is hard, I'm always
tempted to say, "Compared to what?"
Unknown
Any guy can give you the key to his bedroom, but a
real man gives you the key to his heart.
Leslie McKey.
The one who loves least controls the relationship.
Unknown.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to
forget it once.
E. Joseph Cossman.
If love is shelter, I'm going to walk in the rain.
Unknown.
The man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets
that she took him.
Unknown.
Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein.
Love can make the wisest of men turn into small minded
idiots. And idiots into the best lovers.
Timothy Lee Fields.
Sex can be good or bad but so are all people.
Timothy Lee Fields.
One must learn to be a sponge if one wants to be loved
by hearts that overflow.
Frederich Neitzsche.
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends
with a tear.
Dana Loeffel.
Any married man should forget his mistakes; no use two
people remembering the same thing.
Unknown.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a
woman before marriage and after marriage.
Unknown.
You cannot let go of someone you never really had, and
if you had them you wouldn't have to let go.
Dr Gary Funk.
The best of friends and the greatest of lovers argue.
That doesn't mean they don't or can't love.
Richard Grzywinski.
When two people love each other, they don't look at
each other, they look in the same direction.
Ginger Rogers.
Love is the irresistible desire to be desired
irresistibly.
Louis Ginsberg.
Love is like war: easy to begin, hard to end.
Fortune cookie.
Take time to love her or someone else will.
Unknown.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I
really need it.
Swedish Proverb.
Love at first sight is often cured by a second look.
Unknown.
A dream is a wish your heart makes when your head is
fast asleep.
Unknown.
A hug from someone you love is like a warm blanket on
a lost soul.
McKenzie Brennen.
You have to dance like no one is watching and love
like it's never going to hurt.
Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh
A teddy bear teaches a child that love means being
there when you're needed.
Ubby.
Love is not finding the perfect person, but finding
the imperfect person perfect.
Unknown.
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour
to like someone, a day to love someone, but it can
take a life time to forget someone.
Unknown.
A person you love isn't someone you can live with.
It's someone you can't live without.
Melissa.
True love always makes a man better, no matter what
woman inspires it.
Alexandre Dumas.
You cannot make someone love you. you can only make
yourself someone who can be loved
Derek Gamba.
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes
just be an illusion.
Javan.
If true love comes knocking only once in a lifetime,
make sure to open the doors in your heart when it
knocks.
Georgia Boyce.
We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Women always think that their first love is their
last, and that their last love is their first.
Unknown.
While the forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it
usually spoils faster.
Unknown.
I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I
work, the more I have of it.
President Thomas Jefferson.
In the old days a comedian took a dirty joke and
cleaned it up for radio. Today he hears a clean joke
and dirties it up for television.
Unknown.
Some people will never be satisfied with a million
dollars while other are satised with a few.
Unknown.
It's called "cold cash" because it's never in your
pockets long enough to get warm.
Unknown.
If you want to know what a man is really like, make
notice how he acts when he loses money.
Proverb.
Yesterday I cared about what people said about me.
Today I ignore what people say about me. Tomorrow I
will tell those people to shove it.
Pirin Gee.
A fanatic is someone who can't change his mind, and
won't change the subject.
Sir Winston Churchill.
There are two ways of forming an opinion. One is the
scientific method; the other, the scholastic. To the
scientific mind, experimental proof is all-important,
and theory is merely a convenience in description,to
be junked when it no longer fits. To the academic
mind, authority is everything, and facts are junked
when they do not fit theory.
Robert Heinlein.
Sure, you're entitled to your opinion, no matter how
wrong you are.
Ralph Carl Eichelberger.
Opinions are like *******s. Everybody has one. and they all stink.
Dirty Harry.
If you don't disagree with me, how will I know I'm
right?
Samuel Goldwyn.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees
with me.
Benjamin Disraeli.
It is not a parent's job to protect their kids from
life, but to prepare them for it.
Blake Segal.
Children act in the village as they have learned at
home.
Swedish Proverb .
I love children, especially when they cry, for then
someone takes them away.
Nancy Mitford .
Before you judge the younger generation remember who
raised them.
Unknown.
I found out why God made babies cute. It's so you
don't kill them.
Gallagher.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own
children have teenagers of their own.
Doug Larson.
Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a
middle name is so he can tell when he's really in
trouble.
Dennis Fakes.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that
allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby.
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld.
Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're
not treated like adults.
MAD Magazine.
Many a family tree needs trimming.
Hubbard.
A baby is born with a need to be loved -- and never
outgrows it.
Frank A. Clark.
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
Unknown.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the
whole government working for you.
Will Rogers
A little government and a little luck are necessary in
life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
P.J. O'Rourke.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it
everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying
the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx.
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish
between two cats.
Benjamin Franklin.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax
collectors... and miss.
Robert Heinlein.
We must all hang together, or we will surely all hang
separately.
Benjamin Franklin.
Love your country, but never trust its government.
Robert Heinlein.
Giving money and power to government is like giving
whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke.
The man who says there are no new jokes probably
hasn't read the latest batch of bills before Congress.
Unknown.
The problem with political jokes is that they keep
getting elected.
Unknown.
Politicians are people who get sworn in and then
cursed out.
MAD Magazine.
We must not look to government to solve our problems.
Government is the problem.
President Ronald Reagan.
Sex and politics are a lot alike. You don't have to be
good at them to enjoy them.
Senator Barry Goldwater.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the
majority, it's time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain.
Always vote for principle. Though you may vote alone,
you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote
is never lost.
President John Quincy Adams.
If God had really intended man to fly, He'd make it
easier to get to the airport.
Jonathan Winters.
Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious
things in the least obvious way.
Polya.
The clock isn't slower; you're just faster.
Adidas.
If practice makes perfect, and no one's perfect, then
why practice?
Billy Corgan.
I knew it would ruin my arm, but one year of 25-7 is
worth five of 15-15.
Steve Stone.
There comes a time when you'd rather injure your body
than injure your pride.
Nike.
Football isn't a matter of life or death; it's much
more important than that.
Bill Shankly.
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18
holes you're tired and most of your balls are missing.
Tim Allen.
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
Unknown.
Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that
comes in second.
Bear Bryant.
Bob Gibson is the luckiest pitcher in baseball. He is
always pitching when the other team doesn't score any
runs.
Tim McCarver.
Everybody says a tie is like kissing your sister. I
guess its better than kissing your brother.
Lou Holtz.
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like
kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.
George Brett.
Every time I sign a ball, and there have been
thousands, I thank my luck that I wasn't born
Coveleski or Wambsgnass or Peckinpaugh.
Mel Ott.
I would rather fail in a cause that will ultimately
succeed than succeed in a cause that will ultimately
fail.
President Woodrow Wilson.
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more
difficult problem.
Dr. Henry Kissinger.
A winner is a dreamer who never quits.
Jenni.
Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home
and **** the prom queen.
"The Rock"
Success in life comes not from having the right cards,
but from playing bad ones properly.
Joshua Dool.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that
won't work.
Thomas Edison.
The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming
it.
Unknown.
Try not to be a person of success but a person of
value.
Albert Einstein.
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in
rising every time we fall.
Confucius.
It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have
tried to succeed.
President Theodore Roosevelt.
The further behind I get, the bigger behind I become.
Chris Holbert.
Success depends on your backbone, not your wishbone.
Unknown.
Success is not forever, and failure is not fatal.
Don Shula.
Experience is the name that everyone gives to his
mistakes.
Oscar Wilde.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Milton Berle.
I'm not a good shot, but I shoot often.
President Theodore Roosevelt.
Man errs as long as he strives.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
Yes, risk taking is inherently failure prone.
Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing taking.
Timothy McMahon.
Difficulties increase the nearer we approach the goal.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
The more they tell me I can't the more determined I am
to do it.
Unknown
How can you expect success 100 percent of the time if
you don't always give 100 percent?
"ABC"
Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win
glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure,
than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither
enjoy much or suffer much, because they live in the
gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.
President Theodore Roosevelt.
Good is not good enough when better is expected.
Lou Lamoriello.
Everyone has his day, and some days last longer than
others.
Sir Winston Churchill.
Time is of the essence, but what is the essence of
time?
Karan Varsheni.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like an orange.
Unknown.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills
all its pupils.
Hector Berlioz.
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for
that's the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin.
You will never find time for anything. You must make
it.
Charles Buxton.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is
a gift; that's why it's called the present.
Unknown.
Repetition does not transform a lie into truth.
President Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
Of course it's the same old story. Truth is usually
the same old story.
Lady Margaret Thatcher.
Everything is, in the end, fiction.
George Lucas.
I would never lie. I willfully participate in a
campaign of misinformation.
"The X-Files"
Truth is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.
President Thomas Jefferson.
Honesty without Compassion is Brutality.
Unknown.
Truth is the safest lie.
Proverb.
Clever liars give details, but the cleverest don't.
Unknown.
A little inaccuracy contains a world of explanation.
Aryes.
Sex and parking are the same: If you can't find it for
free you have to pay for it.
Unknown.
Women are like parking spaces: All the good ones are
taken and all that's left are the handicapped.
Unknown.
Women and cats do what they do; there is nothing a man
can do about it.
Robert Heinlein.
The female of the species is much deadlier than the
male.
Rudyard Kipling.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be
plenty of kittens.
President Abraham Lincoln.
Women have their faults. Men have only two: Everything
they say and everything they do.
Unknown.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot
and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you
must love her a lot and not try to understand her at
all.
Unknown.
If women knew what we were thinking, they'd never stop
slapping us.
Unknown.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes
want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Tim Allen.
A woman should dress to attract attention. To attract
the most attention, a woman should either be nude or
wearing something as expensive as getting her nude is
going to be.
P.J. O'Rourke.
Only lords and fools criticize a job half-finished.
Swedish Proverb.
He who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't
very far from retirement.
Unknown.
Nothing improves a joke more than telling it to your
employees.
Unknown.
A man with a burning ambition is seldom fired.
Unknown.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine
yourself without one.
Unknown.
Before you have an argument with your boss, you'd
better take a good look at both sides: his side and
the outside.
Unknown.
You can tell a man's character by what he turns up
when offered a job, his nose or his sleeves.
Unknown.
Economists predict the year ahead will reward hard
workers. What a frightening outlook for many!
Unknown.
There is no future in any job. The future is in the
man who holds the job.
Unknown.
The government will soon conduct a survey as to why
people get bored on the job. Just thinking about this
survey makes one drowsy.
Unknown.
It's always hard to find a job for the fellow who
doesn't want one.
Unknown.
The best time to start thinking about retirement is
before your boss does.
Unknown.
According to the latest statistics, there are five
million Americans who aren't working. And there are
even more if you count those with jobs.
Unknown.
Be thankful if your job is a little harder than you
like. A razor can't be sharpened on a piece of velvet.
Unknown.
Don't worry about the job you don't like. Someone else
will soon have it.
Unknown.
It seems a lot of young people want an occupation that
doesn't keep them occupied.
Unknown.
I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword
puzzles.
Norman Mailer.
The world cares very little about what a man or woman
knows; it is what the man or woman is able to do.
Booker T. Washington.
A professional is someone who can do his best work
when he doesn't feel like it.
Alistair Cooke.
Delay is preferable to error.
President Thomas Jefferson.
To find yourself, think for yourself.
Socrates.
You will make all kinds of mistakes; but as long as
you are generous and true and also fierce you cannot
hurt the world or even seriously distress her. She was
meant to be wooed and won by youth.
Sir Winston Churchill.
Don't cross the stream to find water.
Swedish Proverb.
Empty barrels rattle the loudest.
Swedish Proverb.
A man with money is no match against a man on a
mission.
Doyle Brunson.
A kindness done today is the surest way to a brighter
tomorrow.
Unknown.
You make a living by what you get, you make a life by
what you give.
Unknown.
If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the
rain.
Dolly Parton.
All things excellent are as difficult as they are
rare.
Spinoza.
No one respects a talent that is concealed.
Desiderius Erasmus.
The old-fashioned respect for the young is fast dying
out.
Oscar Wilde.
The meek shall inherit the earth. The rest of us will
go to the stars.
Unknown.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking
at the stars.
Oscar Wilde.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not
everything that counts can be counted.
Albert Einstein.
The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity.
The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
Sir Winston Churchill.
Sanity is a madness put to good uses.
George Santayana.
You can't have what you want until you know what you
want.
Joe Jackson.
For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty
seconds of peace of mind.
Ralph Waldo Emerson.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I
am not.
Unknown.
Don't frown because you never know who is falling in
love with your smile.
Unknown.
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