God FAQ

[anarres]

Everything you ever wanted to know about God but were too afraid to ask...

http://www.400monkeys.com/God/index.html

 

[Pirate]

Succint yet bleak. The jury is still out on "funny".

 

[Tomoyo]

That explains everything nicely, even though I don't like it, it is short. I like short.

 

[Yuri2356]

I've seen funnier FAQs. Here's one about pong you people might like:
http://www.classicgaming.com/museum/faqs/pongfaq.shtml

 

[Strider]

That sucked.... good thing it was short though.

 

[CIVPhilzilla]

Boo, that sucked.

 

[LLXerxes]

paganistic pronaganda crap.
I could crap in a pen and send it to a penguin and get funnier crap than that

 

[Amenhotep7]

That stank. I mean, they didn't put any sort of witty joke, and it was just one freking question...

 

[useless]

hahaha very funny... not!

 

[Perfection]

I love the end "In the quite unlikely event that you were to discover any omissions or inaccuracies on this page, they may be reported to the international headquarters of The Official God FAQ, at aod@400monkeys.com, where they will be thoroughly investigated, submitted to rigorous scientific testing and, if substantiated, included in a subsequent update. Thank you."

 

[LLXerxes]

we oughta make a Perfection FAQ

"Is Perfection God?"
"No"
"Who is he?"
"Some guy "

 

[Aphex_Twin]

10 characters

 

[~Corsair#01~]

That Pong FAQ was brilliant:

Q. You don't sound too happy about it.
A. Well...I dunno. I mean, think about it. Try to look at life like a
game of Pong. We're all our own little paddles, swatting around
figurative balls all over the place, and for what purpose? Money?
Fame? Power?

Q. It depends on what each individual considers "winning", I guess.
A. Well, of course...but take it even further. No matter who wins, or
who loses, when the game's over, it's over for everyone. Think about
chess a little. A friend of mine once noted that the King's greatest
fear in chess is not to lose, but to win!

Q. He fears winning?
A. He fears winning over all. Because when the game has ended, and his
glory is at its peak - he dies. The players wrest him from his
victorious dominion, and throw him in a box, where the life quickly
dissipates from his being - for that which has no purpose, and no hope,
cannot truly be alive.

Q. Aren't you waxing a bit anthropomorphic?
A. Am I? Consider it. Who welcomes death more, he with everything to
live for, or he with nothing to live for?

Q. What are you saying? We should strive to lose at Pong?
A. Should we strive to win, if winning itself would destroy us?

 

[The Person]

The Pong FAQ really rocked!

 

[Fox Mccloud]

No god? I don't belive it! There is a God!! THERE IS A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Spelling Police]

Great, theological flame wars. Just what we need.

The Pong FAQ was pretty good, though...

 

[Perfection]

we oughta make a Perfection FAQ

"Is Perfection God?"
"No"
"Who is he?"
"Some guy "

See, that's just incorrect.

I am a god, the God of Megalomania, to be precise.