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Brazil starts major project, joins SADETO
Brazil has announced that it is joining SADETO, which means that Brazils economy gets an instant
boost. There have also been unconfirmed reports of a major project within Brazil, but the
Government will not say anything, all that our journalists could find out it that it is BIG, and it
involves digging. Also, Brazil announced that it will give automatic citizenship to any Scientists
that wish to come to Brazil, which has already attracted some scientists to come, and study in that
country.
South Africa restores order, annexes, former Colonies
South Africa has done a very aggressive and well-planned series of Military Campaigns, sending
massive numbers of their well armed and well-trained troops to the following African Nations that
were in Complete Anarchy following the collapse of their Governments: Angola, Rhodesia, Malawi,
Botswana, Mozambique, Tanganyika, and Zanzibar. The forces that they sent there were sufficient
to quell the revolts, riots, etc., and restore some semblance of law and order to those nations, but
the damage that has been done by the Complete Anarchy has been severe. South Africa is also an
apartheid nation, and the mostly black people in those nation are sure not going to accept being
forced to work in labour camps like the blacks living in South Africa had to. Any resistance or
rebellion has been mostly crushed by the South African troops, who had orders, and were prepared
for resistance. Nonetheless, some areas of resistance still exist, and it is anticipated that will
increase. Speaking of that, South Africa also finished a project to make several works camps for
its black peoples to work as farm labourers, and has announced a major plan to make several large
cities for Europeans to live in, one for each nationality. They have started construction, and are
borrowing the money to pay for them, to be paid off later. South Africa has been hard hit by the Oil
crisis though, and faces shortages almost daily. This has dampened their economy, and will only
get worse over time. Many Europeans living in Nigeria have fled that country for the RSA, more
on that later.
(-5,000 RSA Troops)
India invades Pakistan, and commit genocide against Muslims! China then invades
India!
India launched a massive invasion of West Pakistan, and annexed all of her former province. The
Indian Government released a statement saying that they are re-uniting the Indian People, and land
that is rightfully Indias. India has also ordered her Military to start the genocide of all Muslim
peoples in her lands. This has caused a mass exodus of Muslims fleeing, or trying to flee, to
surrounding nations, mostly Afghanistan. Nonetheless, the purges have been terrible, millions of
Muslims have died, and the Genocide continues, reminding some of Hitler, and WWII, except that
the Indians are not being so discreet about murdering every single Muslim in their nations. This has
caused some fairly large protests by moderate Hindus opposed to this mass murder. Also, many
members of the military have quit, in disgust over what they are being ordered to do, and even some
commanders refuse to follow orders. If this keeps up a full-scale mutiny might be in store for India.
Predictably, Muslims have started resisting, and sympathetic Hindus have started to do so as well.
This Anarchy will likely only spread, depending on what the Indian Government does
(-2,500 India Troops, -20,000 deserted Indian troops, -1 Stability level, -1 eco level)
China upgrades her Military, and invades India, while improving her economy
China has heavily invested into her Military, making it about one of the best in world. China has
also started a massive series of economic reforms, which are designed to improve the economy of
that country, and wow, it had a fantastic effect. China gains 1 eco level. China also invaded India,
claiming to be trying to protect all those poor, innocent Muslims. But, things did not go as
planned. India had a large force on their side of the border, and their military was on high alert.
China did not send nearly enough troops to make much, if any impact, and it quickly turned into a
stalemate in those high mountain ranges, but it threatens to drag the whole region, if not, world, into
war. China has also annexed Singapore, which has a large Chinese population, which joined
Malaysia not so long ago. Apparently they had a large enough population of sympathetic Chinese
in Singapore.
(-40,000 Chinese Troops, -35,000 Indian Troops)
Japan annexes part of Yemen, and builds the UN!
Japan, as we announced earlier, has build the United Nations in Nagasaki. They did this with a great
parade, and then had the honour of having a Japanese be the first Secretary General of this
Organization. Japan has also gone and restored order in Yemen. They were very cordial to the Muslim people, and restored order
in a very noble fashion, and immediately re-instated a Muslim as Governor of this colony. Japan
has also revived her flow of Oil, which means that she will be saved from the ravages of the current
Oil Crisis, for now, as Yemen has little oil supplies.
Spain continues to invade, annex, and expand
Spain has continued on Francos Agenda of expanding the Spanish Empire. First, a deal was made
with the French General in charge of the remainder of France that the General will be in charge of
the semi-autonomous France in the Spanish Empire. Franco handed over 50,000 Spanish soldiers
to pacify France, and to end the resistance that was occurring. Well, things did not turn out as
planned. The General took those 50,000 troops, and crushed the resistors, but he slaughtered many
in doing so. When the news broke of the thousands of protesting unarmed French being fired upon
by Spanish troops, they were angry. Very angry. Many have left Spain, and travelled to South
Africa to seek Refuge. Many others have taken to the streets, and are rebelling against the Spanish.
They have started a Free France! movement, and are encouraging all the other nations that the
Spanish have annexed to do the same. The French General is not going around the country, doing
what he is good at, ordering his Spanish troops to fire upon the Protestors, which has led them to
arm themselves. Even the 70,000 combined troops that the General had under his command are
powerless to stop the mass uprising that it taking place, and the General is appealing to Franco for
more troops to put down this cowardly rebellion. Other Spanish attacks were more successful,
with Spain annexing mostly all of Italy, but facing massive resistance as the dying Italian
Government desperately tried to stop the onslaught of Spanish troops. They raised conscripts, but,
well, in the end, the sheer numbers of Spanish troops were not enough. They have started a Free
Italy campaign, and are starting to organize attacks against the Spanish occupiers. In surprising
moves, Spain has invaded and occupied Morocco and Switzerland. Those
campaigns went better. Spain is also sending Catholic Missionaries down to North Africa to try and
convert Africans, but not much success has been had thus far. Spain has been able to get the Oil
Rigs off the coast of Norway and the UK up and running again, increasing the flow of Oil for Spain,
which has saved them from the Oil Crisis. Spain has also sent teams down to Saudi Arabia, to
restore order in a part of that nation, and to try and get the Oil Fires put out, and the Oil flowing
again. They have not made that much progress, but they have succeeded in stopping some of the
fires. The locals have been hostile to the Spanish foreigners, but the Spanish troops presence has
not led to any skirmishes yet.
(-30,000 Spanish Troops)
Argentina helps puts out fires, improves nation
Argentina has also sent down some teams to help the Spanish put out the Kuwaiti Oil Fires, and they
and the Spanish have not been having that much luck as of yet, partially due to the immensity of the
task. Time is what is needed now, to combat these monstrous fires. Argentina has also instituted
some Government Reforms, and started investing in its economy, and made the nation a more stable
one.
Nigeria expels all Europeans, attacks Cameroon!
In a surprise move, Nigeria has become the African voice for African independence, and their first
move towards that was to expel all Europeans from its lands, all mostly going to South Africa. This
has crippled Nigerias economy, as the Europeans mostly ran Nigerias economy, and lucrative Oil
Industry. Nigeria has also invaded and annexed Cameroon, leading many to fear that Nigeria might
be planning to unite Africa by force. Nigeria has also started to conscript young men into its army,
and has expanded its army. Nigeria also tried to install a sympathetic Government in some
surrounding nations, but was mostly unsuccessful.
(-10,000 Nigerian Infantry, +20,000 Nigerian Conscripts)
Denmark invades neighbouring countries, creating Protestant Empire
Denmark has taken the very unusual step of invading the nations of East and West Germany,
Norway, and Sweden. They were very successful in East and West Germany, especially since the
USSR and USA withdrew their troops from those 2 nations, and have annexed most of those 2
nations with little resistance, since the West German Government, the lone functioning one,
collapsed as soon as they saw that, well, resistance was futile. Denmark ran into trouble in Norway
and Sweden, however, with the harsh climate, and fierce resistance from both nations, plus a lack
of enough troops, the Danish advance has slowed to a crawl in those nations. The massive loses by
the Danish troops, added with the King claiming power has caused Denmark to be a less stable
country, as citizens start questioning and protesting against the Govenment. These protests are
largely peaceful, for now. Norway and Sweden are protesting the Danish aggression to the United
Nations.
(-50,000 Danish Troops, -15,000 Norway Troops, -13,000 Swedish Troops, -1 Stability Denmark)
USSR gets Government back in command, starts re-organizing nation
In the USSR, things are coming back to life, with a democratic Government emerging, surprisingly
enough. A Left-wing leader promising to re-build, but peacefully has emerged, and is promising
stability, and to bring back the glory that the USSR once had.
(+2 eco levels, +2 Stability Levels)
Pope continues re-united the Christain people, starts new Order
The Pope, now comfortably in his Barcelona Apartments, is continuing to unite the Christian people,
and has started the Jesuit Order, dedicated to expanding the ideals of Christianity, but it is also a
slightly militaristic order. The Popes actions have led him to be making about eco/turn, as a result
of increased donations.
(+1 eco level, Pope)
Invaded Nations appeal to UN for help against aggressors!
In the first test for the newly created United Nations, many nations who have been invaded this turn
have cried out for assistance. The first to get attacked, South Vietnam, described the North
Vietnamese invasion as a Communist takeover, and appealed to all the good democracies of the
world to aid them. South Vietnam has also appealed to SEATO, and promises to join SEATO if
they can get the North Vietnamese out of their lands. Ecuador has also appealed to the United
Nations to stop the Colombians from taking over their territory, and their neighboring South
American nations has supported them. Muslims everywhere are complaining and demanding action
from the United Nations to stop the genocide against them in India, and it is expected that the Indian
Government will protest Chinas invasion to the UN as well. Many nations in Africa are
complaining that the White Apartheid Government is taking over their nations one by one, but it is
unlikely that any action will be taken. Norway and Sweden are protesting Denmarks aggression
to the new UN, and demanding immediate action.
Bonuses (From stories, random events, etc. To be spent for Update 3, where applicable)
Japan - +2 eco, +1 eco level
Falkland Islands - +1 eco level, +1 eco
Malaysia - +1 eco level, +2 eco
Australia - +1 eco level, +1 eco, +2 Industry, +2 Education
New Zealand - +1 eco
USA - +2 eco levels, +2 eco, +1 Stability level, Industry Bonus
Khmer Alliance - +1 eco
Brazil - +1 eco level, +1 eco
South Africa - + several Colonies, +2 eco, Industry Bonus
China - +1 eco level, +2 eco
Spain - +3 eco
Argentina - +1 eco level, +1 eco
Nigeria - -1 eco level, +1 eco
Yugoslavia - +2 eco, -1 eco level
USSR - +2 eco levels, +2 stability levels, +1 eco
Pope - +1 eco level
NPC/Random Updates
- United Korea has annexed an island North of Japan that used to belong to the USSR. When asked
for details, they only said that they were re-uniting our people, of course.
- 10 More ICBMs from a heavily Nuked part of the USA have launched. This has perplexed
Scientists who say that the heat should have rendered these ICBMs useless. Nonetheless, they have
fired, with 4 going into the ocean, 2 going towards South American, 1 towards Oceania, 1 towards
Europe, and 1 towards the North Pole. Scientists say that they are likely not going to cause any
harm, and very likely wont detonate, since they were likely rendered useless by the USSR Agents
- The world has cooled another 2 degrees, but scientists say that this trend is not likely to continue,
and this drop in temperature should not have much of an effect upon crops or anything.
- Scientists have also been noticing that the Fallout from the Nuclear detonations seems to be
clearing faster then thought expected. But, much of it has been going up into the atmosphere,
weakening the Ozone layer a lot. The ozone has been very weak, nearly gone, over both the North
and South pole, leading many to believe that some ocean temperatures shall be increasing.
- Scientists have noticed that the directly affects areas are seeming to expand seemingly randomly
in some parts of the USA and the USSR, but they cannot explain this as of yet.
The Map:
NOTES:
- White nations are nations in Complete Anarchy, white spots in nations are places rebelling against that nation.
- Dark grey represents major fires.
Brazil has announced that it is joining SADETO, which means that Brazils economy gets an instant
boost. There have also been unconfirmed reports of a major project within Brazil, but the
Government will not say anything, all that our journalists could find out it that it is BIG, and it
involves digging. Also, Brazil announced that it will give automatic citizenship to any Scientists
that wish to come to Brazil, which has already attracted some scientists to come, and study in that
country.
South Africa restores order, annexes, former Colonies
South Africa has done a very aggressive and well-planned series of Military Campaigns, sending
massive numbers of their well armed and well-trained troops to the following African Nations that
were in Complete Anarchy following the collapse of their Governments: Angola, Rhodesia, Malawi,
Botswana, Mozambique, Tanganyika, and Zanzibar. The forces that they sent there were sufficient
to quell the revolts, riots, etc., and restore some semblance of law and order to those nations, but
the damage that has been done by the Complete Anarchy has been severe. South Africa is also an
apartheid nation, and the mostly black people in those nation are sure not going to accept being
forced to work in labour camps like the blacks living in South Africa had to. Any resistance or
rebellion has been mostly crushed by the South African troops, who had orders, and were prepared
for resistance. Nonetheless, some areas of resistance still exist, and it is anticipated that will
increase. Speaking of that, South Africa also finished a project to make several works camps for
its black peoples to work as farm labourers, and has announced a major plan to make several large
cities for Europeans to live in, one for each nationality. They have started construction, and are
borrowing the money to pay for them, to be paid off later. South Africa has been hard hit by the Oil
crisis though, and faces shortages almost daily. This has dampened their economy, and will only
get worse over time. Many Europeans living in Nigeria have fled that country for the RSA, more
on that later.
(-5,000 RSA Troops)
India invades Pakistan, and commit genocide against Muslims! China then invades
India!
India launched a massive invasion of West Pakistan, and annexed all of her former province. The
Indian Government released a statement saying that they are re-uniting the Indian People, and land
that is rightfully Indias. India has also ordered her Military to start the genocide of all Muslim
peoples in her lands. This has caused a mass exodus of Muslims fleeing, or trying to flee, to
surrounding nations, mostly Afghanistan. Nonetheless, the purges have been terrible, millions of
Muslims have died, and the Genocide continues, reminding some of Hitler, and WWII, except that
the Indians are not being so discreet about murdering every single Muslim in their nations. This has
caused some fairly large protests by moderate Hindus opposed to this mass murder. Also, many
members of the military have quit, in disgust over what they are being ordered to do, and even some
commanders refuse to follow orders. If this keeps up a full-scale mutiny might be in store for India.
Predictably, Muslims have started resisting, and sympathetic Hindus have started to do so as well.
This Anarchy will likely only spread, depending on what the Indian Government does
(-2,500 India Troops, -20,000 deserted Indian troops, -1 Stability level, -1 eco level)
China upgrades her Military, and invades India, while improving her economy
China has heavily invested into her Military, making it about one of the best in world. China has
also started a massive series of economic reforms, which are designed to improve the economy of
that country, and wow, it had a fantastic effect. China gains 1 eco level. China also invaded India,
claiming to be trying to protect all those poor, innocent Muslims. But, things did not go as
planned. India had a large force on their side of the border, and their military was on high alert.
China did not send nearly enough troops to make much, if any impact, and it quickly turned into a
stalemate in those high mountain ranges, but it threatens to drag the whole region, if not, world, into
war. China has also annexed Singapore, which has a large Chinese population, which joined
Malaysia not so long ago. Apparently they had a large enough population of sympathetic Chinese
in Singapore.
(-40,000 Chinese Troops, -35,000 Indian Troops)
Japan annexes part of Yemen, and builds the UN!
Japan, as we announced earlier, has build the United Nations in Nagasaki. They did this with a great
parade, and then had the honour of having a Japanese be the first Secretary General of this
Organization. Japan has also gone and restored order in Yemen. They were very cordial to the Muslim people, and restored order
in a very noble fashion, and immediately re-instated a Muslim as Governor of this colony. Japan
has also revived her flow of Oil, which means that she will be saved from the ravages of the current
Oil Crisis, for now, as Yemen has little oil supplies.
Spain continues to invade, annex, and expand
Spain has continued on Francos Agenda of expanding the Spanish Empire. First, a deal was made
with the French General in charge of the remainder of France that the General will be in charge of
the semi-autonomous France in the Spanish Empire. Franco handed over 50,000 Spanish soldiers
to pacify France, and to end the resistance that was occurring. Well, things did not turn out as
planned. The General took those 50,000 troops, and crushed the resistors, but he slaughtered many
in doing so. When the news broke of the thousands of protesting unarmed French being fired upon
by Spanish troops, they were angry. Very angry. Many have left Spain, and travelled to South
Africa to seek Refuge. Many others have taken to the streets, and are rebelling against the Spanish.
They have started a Free France! movement, and are encouraging all the other nations that the
Spanish have annexed to do the same. The French General is not going around the country, doing
what he is good at, ordering his Spanish troops to fire upon the Protestors, which has led them to
arm themselves. Even the 70,000 combined troops that the General had under his command are
powerless to stop the mass uprising that it taking place, and the General is appealing to Franco for
more troops to put down this cowardly rebellion. Other Spanish attacks were more successful,
with Spain annexing mostly all of Italy, but facing massive resistance as the dying Italian
Government desperately tried to stop the onslaught of Spanish troops. They raised conscripts, but,
well, in the end, the sheer numbers of Spanish troops were not enough. They have started a Free
Italy campaign, and are starting to organize attacks against the Spanish occupiers. In surprising
moves, Spain has invaded and occupied Morocco and Switzerland. Those
campaigns went better. Spain is also sending Catholic Missionaries down to North Africa to try and
convert Africans, but not much success has been had thus far. Spain has been able to get the Oil
Rigs off the coast of Norway and the UK up and running again, increasing the flow of Oil for Spain,
which has saved them from the Oil Crisis. Spain has also sent teams down to Saudi Arabia, to
restore order in a part of that nation, and to try and get the Oil Fires put out, and the Oil flowing
again. They have not made that much progress, but they have succeeded in stopping some of the
fires. The locals have been hostile to the Spanish foreigners, but the Spanish troops presence has
not led to any skirmishes yet.
(-30,000 Spanish Troops)
Argentina helps puts out fires, improves nation
Argentina has also sent down some teams to help the Spanish put out the Kuwaiti Oil Fires, and they
and the Spanish have not been having that much luck as of yet, partially due to the immensity of the
task. Time is what is needed now, to combat these monstrous fires. Argentina has also instituted
some Government Reforms, and started investing in its economy, and made the nation a more stable
one.
Nigeria expels all Europeans, attacks Cameroon!
In a surprise move, Nigeria has become the African voice for African independence, and their first
move towards that was to expel all Europeans from its lands, all mostly going to South Africa. This
has crippled Nigerias economy, as the Europeans mostly ran Nigerias economy, and lucrative Oil
Industry. Nigeria has also invaded and annexed Cameroon, leading many to fear that Nigeria might
be planning to unite Africa by force. Nigeria has also started to conscript young men into its army,
and has expanded its army. Nigeria also tried to install a sympathetic Government in some
surrounding nations, but was mostly unsuccessful.
(-10,000 Nigerian Infantry, +20,000 Nigerian Conscripts)
Denmark invades neighbouring countries, creating Protestant Empire
Denmark has taken the very unusual step of invading the nations of East and West Germany,
Norway, and Sweden. They were very successful in East and West Germany, especially since the
USSR and USA withdrew their troops from those 2 nations, and have annexed most of those 2
nations with little resistance, since the West German Government, the lone functioning one,
collapsed as soon as they saw that, well, resistance was futile. Denmark ran into trouble in Norway
and Sweden, however, with the harsh climate, and fierce resistance from both nations, plus a lack
of enough troops, the Danish advance has slowed to a crawl in those nations. The massive loses by
the Danish troops, added with the King claiming power has caused Denmark to be a less stable
country, as citizens start questioning and protesting against the Govenment. These protests are
largely peaceful, for now. Norway and Sweden are protesting the Danish aggression to the United
Nations.
(-50,000 Danish Troops, -15,000 Norway Troops, -13,000 Swedish Troops, -1 Stability Denmark)
USSR gets Government back in command, starts re-organizing nation
In the USSR, things are coming back to life, with a democratic Government emerging, surprisingly
enough. A Left-wing leader promising to re-build, but peacefully has emerged, and is promising
stability, and to bring back the glory that the USSR once had.
(+2 eco levels, +2 Stability Levels)
Pope continues re-united the Christain people, starts new Order
The Pope, now comfortably in his Barcelona Apartments, is continuing to unite the Christian people,
and has started the Jesuit Order, dedicated to expanding the ideals of Christianity, but it is also a
slightly militaristic order. The Popes actions have led him to be making about eco/turn, as a result
of increased donations.
(+1 eco level, Pope)
Invaded Nations appeal to UN for help against aggressors!
In the first test for the newly created United Nations, many nations who have been invaded this turn
have cried out for assistance. The first to get attacked, South Vietnam, described the North
Vietnamese invasion as a Communist takeover, and appealed to all the good democracies of the
world to aid them. South Vietnam has also appealed to SEATO, and promises to join SEATO if
they can get the North Vietnamese out of their lands. Ecuador has also appealed to the United
Nations to stop the Colombians from taking over their territory, and their neighboring South
American nations has supported them. Muslims everywhere are complaining and demanding action
from the United Nations to stop the genocide against them in India, and it is expected that the Indian
Government will protest Chinas invasion to the UN as well. Many nations in Africa are
complaining that the White Apartheid Government is taking over their nations one by one, but it is
unlikely that any action will be taken. Norway and Sweden are protesting Denmarks aggression
to the new UN, and demanding immediate action.
Bonuses (From stories, random events, etc. To be spent for Update 3, where applicable)
Japan - +2 eco, +1 eco level
Falkland Islands - +1 eco level, +1 eco
Malaysia - +1 eco level, +2 eco
Australia - +1 eco level, +1 eco, +2 Industry, +2 Education
New Zealand - +1 eco
USA - +2 eco levels, +2 eco, +1 Stability level, Industry Bonus
Khmer Alliance - +1 eco
Brazil - +1 eco level, +1 eco
South Africa - + several Colonies, +2 eco, Industry Bonus
China - +1 eco level, +2 eco
Spain - +3 eco
Argentina - +1 eco level, +1 eco
Nigeria - -1 eco level, +1 eco
Yugoslavia - +2 eco, -1 eco level
USSR - +2 eco levels, +2 stability levels, +1 eco
Pope - +1 eco level
NPC/Random Updates
- United Korea has annexed an island North of Japan that used to belong to the USSR. When asked
for details, they only said that they were re-uniting our people, of course.
- 10 More ICBMs from a heavily Nuked part of the USA have launched. This has perplexed
Scientists who say that the heat should have rendered these ICBMs useless. Nonetheless, they have
fired, with 4 going into the ocean, 2 going towards South American, 1 towards Oceania, 1 towards
Europe, and 1 towards the North Pole. Scientists say that they are likely not going to cause any
harm, and very likely wont detonate, since they were likely rendered useless by the USSR Agents
- The world has cooled another 2 degrees, but scientists say that this trend is not likely to continue,
and this drop in temperature should not have much of an effect upon crops or anything.
- Scientists have also been noticing that the Fallout from the Nuclear detonations seems to be
clearing faster then thought expected. But, much of it has been going up into the atmosphere,
weakening the Ozone layer a lot. The ozone has been very weak, nearly gone, over both the North
and South pole, leading many to believe that some ocean temperatures shall be increasing.
- Scientists have noticed that the directly affects areas are seeming to expand seemingly randomly
in some parts of the USA and the USSR, but they cannot explain this as of yet.
The Map:
NOTES:
- White nations are nations in Complete Anarchy, white spots in nations are places rebelling against that nation.
- Dark grey represents major fires.
