I guess after posting about other people’s games so much it’s about time I wrote up my one. Mine was a late-ish space win in 1874AD (Hey, only 100 years after Jastrow
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A very nice starting area – thanks Deckhand! I settled on the stone for early production, but later ended up moving my capital to a spot to the SW surrounded by flood plains, and made the original capital my GP farm. However I was not tempted to go for the noob award, and built very few wonders.
I resolved to take the entire starting island and beelined construction. The vast numbers of forests around meant I was able to chop an army of around 10 or so catapults before 0BC, and took most of Egypt with them fairly easily. I then attempted to take out Persia, but hadn’t built enough units and – this being immortal level – Persia got longbows quite quickly. So after achieving not much, I pulled my units back, finished off Egypt, and settled a few cities on the nice island to the NW, before returning to Persia with a much bigger army. By 1000ADish, Persia was reduced to a capital on one of the small islands and a poor 2nd city on the landmass NW of our starting point.
With hindsight that was a poor strategy. My focus on warring to take out Persia meant unit upkeep killed much of my science, and I also didn’t notice how many good city spots there were on the big landmass NW of the start, resulting in Mongolia taking a couple of them. The map was generous, and if I’d expanded NW first, I’d probably have become the largest Civ in the game without needing all the units so early.
Now comes the reminder that, despite the generous map, this was immortal level.
Out of the blue, Alex declared war, and landed 3 galleons of mostly cavalry on the NorthWest land mass. There was nothing I could do. I had only macemen and catapults, with grenadiers about to come online. He took the entire southern part of that continent – 3 good cities, destroying most of my army in the process.
Luckily after that, he bunkered down and didn’t venture onto the starting continent. I just had to throw everything into researching to cannon and riflemen before I could try and take the cities back. I think by around 1200 or 1300AD I had them back and had got peace. I’m sure that episode must’ve knocked 20 turns or so off my eventual victory.
All was well for a few more turns, until I saw a Mongolian fleet of cavalry-loaded galleons and frigates just off my west coast. PAAANNNIIIICCC! My still smallish army was in the far north, about to finally take out Cyrus. I had no defences on my mainland! A quick round of whipping and rearranging my archers followed. Next turn – uh? Where’ve the Mongols gone? After a bit of searching, I found the fleet peacefully nesting in one of my coastal cities. Then it twigged. They weren’t after me, they were heading for Cyrus’s island capital! My whipping had probably lost me another turn on the victory date and had been completely unnecessary.
Now I thought in 8 years of GOTM playing, I’d seen all there was to see in AI stupidity.
Nope.
Guess what happened next….?
Montezuma declared war on Cyrus (bunch of opportunists, these AIs, aren’t they… Pick on a Civ when he’s down…
. He quickly landed his army by Cyrus’s capital – on a tiny island, remember.
Almost simultaneously, Monty captured Cyrus’s capital, and the Mongol fleet arrived. Mongolia declared war too, and landed their troops. I kept a couple of frigates close by so I could see everything.
There was now nothing for the Mongol hordes to do on this island. There was nothing left belonging to Cyrus.
So what did Genghis do? Yep, he sailed his fleet away, leaving his army trapped on their new ‘holiday’.
Ok, so now I know not to be surprised by anything.
After that, I captured Cyrus’s final city, on the NW landmass, then settled down to my peaceful, but late, space race.

A very nice starting area – thanks Deckhand! I settled on the stone for early production, but later ended up moving my capital to a spot to the SW surrounded by flood plains, and made the original capital my GP farm. However I was not tempted to go for the noob award, and built very few wonders.
I resolved to take the entire starting island and beelined construction. The vast numbers of forests around meant I was able to chop an army of around 10 or so catapults before 0BC, and took most of Egypt with them fairly easily. I then attempted to take out Persia, but hadn’t built enough units and – this being immortal level – Persia got longbows quite quickly. So after achieving not much, I pulled my units back, finished off Egypt, and settled a few cities on the nice island to the NW, before returning to Persia with a much bigger army. By 1000ADish, Persia was reduced to a capital on one of the small islands and a poor 2nd city on the landmass NW of our starting point.
With hindsight that was a poor strategy. My focus on warring to take out Persia meant unit upkeep killed much of my science, and I also didn’t notice how many good city spots there were on the big landmass NW of the start, resulting in Mongolia taking a couple of them. The map was generous, and if I’d expanded NW first, I’d probably have become the largest Civ in the game without needing all the units so early.
Now comes the reminder that, despite the generous map, this was immortal level.
Out of the blue, Alex declared war, and landed 3 galleons of mostly cavalry on the NorthWest land mass. There was nothing I could do. I had only macemen and catapults, with grenadiers about to come online. He took the entire southern part of that continent – 3 good cities, destroying most of my army in the process.

All was well for a few more turns, until I saw a Mongolian fleet of cavalry-loaded galleons and frigates just off my west coast. PAAANNNIIIICCC! My still smallish army was in the far north, about to finally take out Cyrus. I had no defences on my mainland! A quick round of whipping and rearranging my archers followed. Next turn – uh? Where’ve the Mongols gone? After a bit of searching, I found the fleet peacefully nesting in one of my coastal cities. Then it twigged. They weren’t after me, they were heading for Cyrus’s island capital! My whipping had probably lost me another turn on the victory date and had been completely unnecessary.
Now I thought in 8 years of GOTM playing, I’d seen all there was to see in AI stupidity.
Nope.
Guess what happened next….?
Montezuma declared war on Cyrus (bunch of opportunists, these AIs, aren’t they… Pick on a Civ when he’s down…

Almost simultaneously, Monty captured Cyrus’s capital, and the Mongol fleet arrived. Mongolia declared war too, and landed their troops. I kept a couple of frigates close by so I could see everything.
There was now nothing for the Mongol hordes to do on this island. There was nothing left belonging to Cyrus.
So what did Genghis do? Yep, he sailed his fleet away, leaving his army trapped on their new ‘holiday’.
Ok, so now I know not to be surprised by anything.
After that, I captured Cyrus’s final city, on the NW landmass, then settled down to my peaceful, but late, space race.