Haiku Instead?

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Pokemon! Gotta
catch em' all! And then Pokémon
no longer are wild...

The best ball of course
only one of which exists
is the master ball

 

[Veritass]

Horny Pokemon
Wants to get a Pikachu
Master balls are blue.

 

[Irish Caesar]

Real men play real sports
When not just one ball will do...
Without both, you'll fail.

 

[Veritass]

You need the context:
Batter has three balls on him.
Do his pants still fit?

 

[Chairman Meow]

The best ball of course
only one of which exists
is the master ball

If you learn to cheat
There can be as many balls
As you want to have.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

If you learn to cheat
There can be as many balls
As you want to have.

MissingNo is cheap
sixth item is infinite
game loss possible

 

[Swedishguy]

Real gamers don't play
Pokémon Blue/Red version,
they play the Advance!

 

[Bartleby]

gotta keep moving
yeah I gotta keep moving
hellhound on my trail

apologies to Robert Johnson​

 

[Catharsis]

Yes, fear the hellhound,
but the fighter you should fear
more is the tinker

 

[Hitti-Litti]

Poland had good luck
yesterday in Helsinki.
Boruc was too good.

 

[Swedishguy]

Aw, Hockey really is
boring. Will someone invent
a sport that is fun?

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Aw, Hockey really is
boring. Will someone invent
a sport that is fun?

such a sport exists
across North America
we call it Lacrosse



This one's for Fifty.



lettuce, tomato
heinz 57 and french
fried potatoes

big kosher pickle
and a cold draft beer, good
God where do I steer?

I'm heaven on earth
with onion slice, Cheeseburger
in Paradise!

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

EDIT: Wow I haven't done that in a long time.

 

[Irish Caesar]

Five, seven, five, guys...
Some take poetic license
But y'all ain't Shakespeares.

 

[Japanrocks12]

Hurt myself today
To see if I could feel. I
focus on the pain



brilliant. had to tweak it a bit, but it works.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Five, seven, five, guys...
Some take poetic license
But y'all ain't Shakespeares.

If I can't make five
without being too awkward
then I won't do so

 

[Catharsis]

I've never seen you
Looking so lovely as you
Look tonight; never

Seen you shine so bright;
I've never seen so many
Men ask you if you

Wanted to dance; They
Are looking for a little
Romance, given half

A chance; I've never
Seen that dress you're wearing; or
The highlights in your

Head that catch your eyes;
I have been blind; the lady
In red is dancing

With me, cheek to cheek;
There's nobody here, it's just
You and me; it's where

I wanna be; But
I hardly know this beauty
By my side; I will

Never forget the
Way you look tonight. Lady
In red... I love you.

D That song has been butchered to fit a haiku structure.)

 

[Chairman Meow]

Aw, Hockey really is
boring. Will someone invent
a sport that is fun?

In the second round,
Crosby knocked out Ovechkin.
Then, a hockey game.

The Canadians are probably going to pile up on me for that one. I just picked the first two names that came to mind. As far as I know, Ovechkin isn't even spelled correctly.

 

[warpus]

Aw, Hockey really is
boring. Will someone invent
a sport that is fun?

A fun sport exists.
Use your feet to kick a ball.
Football (or soccer).

 

[Hitti-Litti]

Jari Litmanen
Jari Litmanen, oh yeah
Jari Litmanen.