Haiku Instead?

[Cheezy the Wiz]

It dissapoints me
Giuliani is ahead
when Ron Paul makes sense

 

[Catharsis]

Ron Paul represents
Ignorance, racism and
Homophobia

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

I think he's better.
Giuliani thinks "freedom
means obedience"

 

[Swedishguy]

Aw man, I've got
a total of three boring
assessments tuesday!

 

[Algan]

Yarr mateys, today
be talk like a pirate day
join or walk the plank!

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

box without hinges
key, or lid. Golden treasure
deep inside is hid

 

[Irish Caesar]

Ah, my Cheezy friend,
All that glisters is not gold;
Choose the chest of lead.

 

[Veritass]

Good riddle, Cheezy.
Which came first? Said magic box
Or the road crosser?

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

great question of time
has stumped many a fellow
'tis the deep fried one

 

[Swedishguy]

I don't what I've been
told, Joe McCarthy's good as
gold! (Maybe better).

 

[Rambuchan]

Say the Pope's in woods,
Would a bear sh*t on the Pope?
Nay! That would be sin!

Say a bear's in church,
Would a sermon be of use?
Nay! The bear's in sh*t!

To address a bear
In a tone you would the Pope
Would be sacrilege?

With a wooden Pope
Who can bare the Vatican?
Jesus: "That's grizzly!"

Popes can bear much poop,
In fact they peddle the stuff,
Always in a dress.

Bears can poop like Popes,
Would the bear wear a dress though?
That is the question.

Popes can poop like bears,
Would woods be the venue though?
I reckon they would.

 

[Rambuchan]

Haikus screw your brain.
When you spend too long at them,
Syllables take you.

 

[Azash]

With eyes of deep grey
Watch this world of black and white
Perfecting vision..

 

[Azash]

With bumps so daring
And a haiku uncaring
I will resurrect!

---

This Forsaken crest
Reminds me of hope I lost
Death, or life in death?

 

[Swedishguy]

Screw Haiku! Wretched lies
in an allcompassing plot.
I ran out of words.

 

[Taliesin]

Nuns fret not at their
convent's narrow room, hermits
are contented-- oh.

 

[Veritass]

Necromancing threads,
Azash torques fragile web space.
Please don't bend the tubes.

 

[Perfection]

Who let the dogs out?
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
Who let the dogs out?

 

[Swedishguy]

There's been too many
"who has", if am not incorrect.
I hope I'm correct.

 

[Bartleby]

Sometimes in Haiku
it can be worth posting twice
other times it's not