I can confirm that all of these things happened somewhat regularly. There were also people that gave us counterfeit money, others that tried to steal the pizzas - because we wouldn't know where to tell the police to find them, after delivering to their homes, I guess? - and even the occasional insurance fraudster, who broke something like a gate or a door, then ordered food from us, before calling the police and claiming the driver kicked their wall in or something.
Then there are the naked people. So many naked people. And never the sort of person you might actually like to see naked. I once joked that I wouldn't mind delivering to a naked 20 year old fitness model with E-cup breasts, but instead I had to deliver to a naked 45 year old obese man... With E-cup breasts.
Then there are the naked people. So many naked people. And never the sort of person you might actually like to see naked. I once joked that I wouldn't mind delivering to a naked 20 year old fitness model with E-cup breasts, but instead I had to deliver to a naked 45 year old obese man... With E-cup breasts.