Halloween is stupid

[HoloDoc]

I can confirm that all of these things happened somewhat regularly. There were also people that gave us counterfeit money, others that tried to steal the pizzas - because we wouldn't know where to tell the police to find them, after delivering to their homes, I guess? - and even the occasional insurance fraudster, who broke something like a gate or a door, then ordered food from us, before calling the police and claiming the driver kicked their wall in or something.

Then there are the naked people. So many naked people. And never the sort of person you might actually like to see naked. I once joked that I wouldn't mind delivering to a naked 20 year old fitness model with E-cup breasts, but instead I had to deliver to a naked 45 year old obese man... With E-cup breasts.

 

[cardgame]

Or some work 2nd shift, so 3 AM is there relaxing time, or just got back from the bar, or whatever excuse you have for being up at the same time.

Television on tells me they are still up....or fell asleep on the couch watching it. Never thought of this, but are there really people who leave the TV on all night as a anti-burglary tool? (don't break in here, someone's home)

After I switched from first shift to second shift but before I installed a motion sensor I would ask my wife to leave the light on since I would be coming home from work between 2-4 AM.

Far too many cases to be night shifters in my opinion. actually, anti-burglary tv is probably pretty smart... because it does convey that impression.