Headlines

Valen

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Are you tired of the same old headlines?
By editing KING.TXT, you can make your own.

Trouble is - inspiration comes all too slowly. My first thought, staring at the blank page looking for a snappy headline was "How would they have announced the invention of sliced bread?". It must have been the greatest thing since something. So my headline is:

Sliced bread - The greatest thing since fire.

So what's your favorite tongue-in-cheek historical headline.
 
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