Originally posted by Globber
We got a new defector, eh???? Sounds to me like a spy....let's execute him....
*hollers* DARKSHADE!!! WHERE'S THE GESTAPO WHEN YA NEED THEM???
A telephone rings in a dank, spartan office.
It is answered by a severe looking man with slicked back hair clad in a black leather raincoat.
"Flick, the Gestapo. Very well, please hold and I'll put you through to His Evilness."
The call is transferred, and answered by a shadowy figure sitting in a large throne, shrouded by smoke and darkness.
"Darkshade here. Yes. Yes. No. Very well, I'll have the individual checked out. Now get off my line. I'm expecting a call from England in 1910."
No sooner has this conversation ended than the phone rings once more, in a different, antique tone.
The Evil One answers. "School Bully."
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Meanwhile, back in the real world:
A look through our files indicate that this individual poses no threat to security, and has indeed been noted for some proper opinions and threads.
He is to be welcomed.
