How are these Jokes?

[WinstonJen]

Bill Clinton, Osama bin Laden and I all die at the same time and go to hell. The Devil greets us and shows us to our rooms. In the first room, there is this old, ugly woman, about 200, lying naked on a bed. Satan says, "Bill Clinton, you've been a bad boy! You've had an affair with your wife, your punishment is to sleep with this woman for eternity!" Bill Clinton tries to run away, but two demons grab him and chuck him in before he can escape. Then he leads Osama and me to the next room. In there is this even uglier woman, at least 500! The devil says, "Osama bin Laden, you've been a bad boy!" The same thing happens, two demons chuck him in, lock the door and throw away the key. By this point, I'm ****ting myself, scared to see what my room would be like. Satan takes me to the next room, and in there is Pamela Anderson from Baywatch, with the boob job and everything! The Devil says, "Pamela Anderson, you've been a bad girl!"

Last week I sent anthrax to myself in the mail. Fortunately, I realised who the package was from when I received it, and I told them to send it 'return to sender'. That should teach me a lesson.

Wife: Now, Barry, I've got something to tell you.

Barry: Oh yeah.

Wife: I've been having an affair.

Barry: Oh yeah.

Wife: For the past five years.

Barry: Oh yeah.

Wife: With your mother.

Barry: Oh yeah.

Wife: And Jason's not your real son.

Barry: Oh yeah.

Wife: And your daughter Kelly's pregnant.

Barry: Oh yeah.

Wife: To Jason.

Barry: Oh yeah.

Wife: So anyway, we're just gonna drive off a cliff. So we're taking your car.

Barry: There's NO WAY YOU'RE TAKING MY CAR!!!

 

[.:KNAS:.]

hahaha the last one was best though

 

[Zwelgje]

The first one was quite similar to a joke about ducks posted here a few months ago but still funny.

 

[Dell19]

Originally posted by .:KNAS:.
hahaha the last one was best though

The last joke was definately the best.

 

[ainwood]

Was the last one taken direct from Springer perchance?

 

[starlifter]

with the boob job...

LOL, which one... she's had at least 2, and probably 3 now!

 

[WinstonJen]

Originally posted by ainwood
Was the last one taken direct from Springer perchance?

No, it was from an Australian comedy sketch show called Full Frontal.

 

[Jason Fox]

Last one was the funniest.

 

[The Overlord]

I`m voting for the second one it`s always a good thing to keep in mind what you`re doing. You can never be sure of the consequences if you didn`t.

Furthermore you should not take the profession of a terrorist.

 

[Perfection]

I like the last one best too

 

[BCLG100]

yeh the last one was the best

 

[Perfection]

I saw that sketch it was hillarius. I spit my pop out when i saw it

 

[gunning1]

The last one was the best. For real.