How Did the Vikings Send Secret Messages?

[Genocidicbunny]

Bleh...the earlier ones you couldave laughed at....I just went o.O at yours. You fail, please try again

 

[Veritass]

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return when you throw it?
A: A stick.

 

[thetrooper]

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A:

Spoiler :

Spoiled Milk!

 

[Genocidicbunny]

Q.What do you get from a thread like this?
A.

Spoiler :

Some very pissed mods

 

[carmen510]

No, Carmen, that just sucked.

That's the reason I posted it.

 

[carmen510]

Pleased be annoyed and disgusted at this pointless joke at you viewing pleasure/horror.

What did Batman say to Robin when he pooped?
A: Are you laying an egg?

 

[Genocidicbunny]

This is a thread for bad, but funny jokes...not just bad jokes..

 

[Veritass]

Q: What's the difference between karate and judo?
A: Karate is a martial art, and judo is what they make bagels out of.

 

[nonconformist]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
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Nothing, you've told her twice already.

Thank you, I'm here all week.

 

[Homie]

Pleased be annoyed and disgusted at this pointless joke at you viewing pleasure/horror.

What did Batman say to Robin when he pooped?
A: Are you laying an egg?

Robin is white, isn't he? Am I missing something?

 

[Homie]

@noncon

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
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Nothing, you've told her twice already.

Thank you, I'm here all week.

That actually made me laugh out loud

 

[WerBackIII]

What the mods say to spammers when they delete their spam?
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Moderator action :spam deleted

 

[Paradigne]

How can an elephant hide in a cherry tree??

Spoiler :

By painting his toenails red

Have you ever SEEN an elephant in a cherry tree?

Spoiler :

It works

 

[Veritass]

Q: What's the difference between a circus and a chorus line?
A: A circus is an array of cunning stunts.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Q - How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
A - Open the door, and put him in.

Q - How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
A - Open the door, get the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

Q - There was a party, in which all animals participated save one - which animal was it?
A - The giraffe. It's in the fridge.

Q - As you are going home to let the giraffe out of the fridge, you come to a river in Africa. There is a sign that says, DANGER, CROCODIILES. There is no boat, and no bridge. How do you get across?
A - Just swim across. The crocodiles are all at the party.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

Q.What were Tarzan's last words?
A.Who greased the vine!

Q. Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
A. He wanted to see a butterfly

 

[Veritass]

Q: Where did the general keep his armies?

A: Up his sleevies.

 

[salty mud]

How can an elephant hide in a cherry tree??

Spoiler :

By painting his toenails red

Have you ever SEEN an elephant in a cherry tree?

Spoiler :

It works

Better!

How do elephants hide in cherry trees?

Spoiler :

Paint his balls red.

Whats the loudest noise in the jungle?

Spoiler :

Monkey picking cherries!!!

 

[Genocidicbunny]

ROFL...thats actually funny