How do I post a new thread?

Please, please. Could you all stop ending your posts with a question?
 
You do mean with a question mark.
 
Please, please. Could you all stop ending your posts with a question?

Why would we do that?

EDIT: Why was this post edited?
 
What is my reason for editing this post?
 
Are faux-unselfconsciously self-reflexive comments inherently funny, somehow?
 
You do mean with a question mark.
No, I meant that everyone was ending their posts with interrogative statements, which is even more irritating than edits. Why can't you see that?

Edit: Oh wait…
 
Hey, guys, I was hoping you could answer a couple of questions.

First, there's a button on the text entry box that has six horizontal lines, three shorter and three longer, interspersed. The three longer ones are trailing behind the shorter ones, like tails.

What does that button do?

Second, unrelated. Maybe I should ask this in the computer help forum, but I thought you guys might be able to help.

Is there something wrong with my computer. When I type, the lines all seem right -justified.

Thanks in advance for your help.​
 
How do I stop screaming questions at Gori the Grey?!?!?
 
Why use bold and a large font size to indicate screaming? Why not just all-caps, like this?
 
Is there any way of knowing when a post was last edited and by whom?
 
How do I read a thread without realising I'm the OP?

EDIT: Oh wait, I just discovered how.
 
hOW DO i TURN CAPS LOCK ON

How do I turn it back off again?

How do I post a smiley? :smoke:

Hoow doo eye spel wurds innkurektlee?

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How do I
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use spoil
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er tags?
 
How do I express my happiness, my joy, my absolute ecstacy that this thread refuses to stay dead?
 
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